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2006-09-05 10:49:20 AM
Well if you ever go back to the Wooley Swamp you best not go at night, there's things out there in the middle of them woods that will make a grown man die of fright.
 
2006-09-05 11:28:18 AM
submitter: Guy jogging in a swamp?

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nuff said
 
2006-09-05 11:58:20 AM
Imagine if darwin had studied wildlife in florida....
 
2006-09-05 12:53:42 PM
Hasher?
 
2006-09-05 12:53:59 PM
ChairmanKaga: Well if you ever go back to the Wooley Swamp you best not go at night, there's things out there in the middle of them woods that will make a grown man die of fright.


The Captain isn't that scary. Just don't go littering or shooting anything you don't intend to eat.
 
2006-09-05 12:54:06 PM
Dad?
 
2006-09-05 12:54:39 PM
Run around enough and eventually you'll fall in a tar pit.
 
2006-09-05 12:54:56 PM
Sounds like someone should've practiced with more Pitfall.
 
2006-09-05 12:55:16 PM
lucky he didn't run into a gator...or a stingray.
 
2006-09-05 12:56:11 PM
speakout.com

They run around in swamps in the daytime and kill at night!
 
2006-09-05 12:57:42 PM
Wow. Florida wins!
 
2006-09-05 12:57:43 PM
Well if you ever go back to the Wooley Swamp you best not go at night, there's things out there in the middle of them woods that will make a grown man die of fright.
srahn.typepad.com
 
2006-09-05 12:59:02 PM
Jogging in the swamp = out disposing of a body
 
2006-09-05 12:59:28 PM
ACCORDianate, that kind of looks like a marshmallow peep on the other side of the glass.
 
2006-09-05 01:00:28 PM
Golfclap, ChairmanKaga.

Also found in Florida swamps: Large, angry, checkered flag kilt wearing, roadkill collecting glass eye having former governors.

GTFO my (sawgrass) lawn!

/Skink Tyree for President
 
2006-09-05 01:00:36 PM
Man, the excuses potheads will come up with to be out in the middle of a swamp.
/dnrtfa
//because I'm from Florida and I didn't get learned real good.
 
2006-09-05 01:03:13 PM
Hey, I do some swamp-jogging. It's a lot more entertaining (and work) than standard road-running.

/especially this weekend... Dances with Dirt!
 
2006-09-05 01:03:51 PM
I hear Amos Moses is a step aerobics instructor now.
 
2006-09-05 01:04:12 PM
I spend a lot of time in Florida swamps (but I get paid for it).

This baffles me too. How did he end up somewhere where he couldn't even scream for help?

Weird.
 
2006-09-05 01:05:27 PM
This experience should help his work with "Simulation, Training and Instrumentation."

U.S. Army: Getting stuck in quagmires since 2003.
 
2006-09-05 01:05:50 PM
ON-ON!

/R U?
//lookin at you, PORKCHOPSNDWICH!
 
2006-09-05 01:06:23 PM
ON-ON!
 
2006-09-05 01:06:33 PM
char_boy: U.S. Army: Getting stuck in quagmires since 2003.

Your memory is short, padawan.
 
2006-09-05 01:06:42 PM
Is that Herbert Cornfield?

/gots to have the skills dog
 
2006-09-05 01:07:18 PM
THis calls for a FARK hash, soapdish. I've felt so for years.
 
2006-09-05 01:07:58 PM
vanity - Jogging in the swamp = out disposing of a body

Unless he was supposed to be the body.

Seriously though, hope he does well and the hospital treats him for parasites after drinking the swamp water.
 
2006-09-05 01:09:35 PM
After seeing some of the hotties that run around in this area (I work around the corner from the runner), I'd go MIA with a few of them.
 
2006-09-05 01:11:05 PM
Yuck, just my luck, this muck sucks. Fifty bucks to the first shmuck with a truck to get me unstuck.
 
2006-09-05 01:12:52 PM
I think "jogging in a swamp" is a good way to describe sex with fat chicks.
 
2006-09-05 01:13:39 PM
nytmare

No luck, Chuck -- you're f*cked.
 
2006-09-05 01:16:42 PM
No chace that this man was named Amos Moses?
 
2006-09-05 01:19:49 PM
University of Central Florida joke:

Q: What does UCF stand for?

A: Under Construction Forever.
 
2006-09-05 01:20:37 PM
revskippy: No chace that this man was named Amos Moses?

A boy who could eat up his weight in groceries?

My favorite radio song on GTA:SA
 
2006-09-05 01:21:34 PM
revskippy
Amos Keytoe?
 
2006-09-05 01:22:34 PM
The story became so popular that a low-budget horror movie called The Legend of Boggy Creek was made about it in 1973.

See, old news, so old, so very very old, like I am going to be this Saturday...
 
2006-09-05 01:24:08 PM
Guy jogging in a swamp?

That's code for "checking on my meth lab".
 
2006-09-05 01:31:13 PM
i heard about this yesterday. apparently, the guy was fairly close to the ucf campus police station, and they STILL didn't find him. durrr......
 
2006-09-05 01:37:23 PM
University of Central Florida joke:
Q: What does UCF stand for?
A: Under Construction Forever.
**********************
good one.
I myself am partial to "University Cat Farm"
(dozens of stray cats have roamed the campus for years)
 
2006-09-05 01:39:15 PM
if i were trapped in a swamp four days you can betchar ass i'd be adamant about getting a GODDAM glass of water.
 
2006-09-05 01:43:02 PM
"He had great spirits, and he was very adamant about getting a drink of water," Furnas said. "He said he slept a lot and stayed down in the water.

Wow. Old people can fall asleep anywhere.
 
2006-09-05 01:48:41 PM
www.creativescreenwriting.com

"I was returning some videotapes."

/first thing I thought of
//both bad alibis
 
2006-09-05 01:50:15 PM
While stationed at Ft. Benning, I did some hashing in the swamps there. Rough times but good exercise.
 
2006-09-05 02:04:35 PM
In the guy's defense if I end up someplace I've never been I will often just run out 4 or 5 miles at random and use a GPS to find my way back to the start. Of course I usually run on roads rather than through swamps but to each their own.
 
2006-09-05 02:28:16 PM
I think it's "SS Stronger than Superman Batman and the Incredible Hulk Combined"
 
2006-09-05 02:38:53 PM
Sounds like anyplace south of the lake and not within 50 miles of the coast. But I've learned to stay away from south Florida in its entirety, b/c the population is generally repulsive.
 
2006-09-05 02:39:50 PM
Have fun with your giardia, dude.
 
2006-09-05 03:14:52 PM
He needs one of those PumpaBikes (or whatever they're called).
 
2006-09-05 03:59:31 PM
University Cat Farm is about right. I can't take my dog jogging in Research Park without her spotting some cats/kittens (human/strays) alike and going nuts.
 
2006-09-05 04:12:19 PM
He was looking for the Skunk Ape...
 
2006-09-05 04:34:00 PM
Mmmmm ... swamp water!

Here's my vote in agreement that "jogging in a swamp" is a great euphemism for something. Some jobs I've had, sex with a really fat chick, America under neoconservative rule ...

And yeah, what brywalker said about giardia!
 
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