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(Poughkeepsie Journal)   SUNY New Paltz upset at #7 ranking in High Times' list of top stoner schools, demands recount and, um, two cheese pizzas   (poughkeepsiejournal.com) divider line 45
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2006-09-02 04:04:49 AM
God. I can't believe I'm so bored I'm surfing the internets at 1:00AM on a saturday morning.
 
2006-09-02 04:05:29 AM
"We want to be known as a drug-free campus, not a free drug campus."

zzzzing!!!

/How's that working out for you?
//What?
///Being clever.
 
2006-09-02 04:07:17 AM
there was one?
 
2006-09-02 04:12:24 AM
Mmmmmmmmmmmm, cheese pizza

/Goes and grabs another slice
 
2006-09-02 04:13:25 AM
oh and;

/drowns it in garlic butter sauce
 
2006-09-02 04:17:36 AM
Aeonic_Blue: 1:00 AM! are you somewhere between san fran and honolulu?
 
2006-09-02 04:26:18 AM
Hey, my college is somehow related to SUNY! We actually have free pizza days, although you have to come to their movie nigth to eat it. And at least two of my friends there are stoners.
 
2006-09-02 04:34:08 AM
I reside on the isle of Thesifus, where I am King and Ruler of All! I am the destroyer of worlds and creator of none! Bow before me, island natives! I shall ravage your more good-looking daughters!

/Kinda high.
//I had a life once. Really.
///Okay, no I didn't.
 
2006-09-02 04:56:00 AM
goddamn, if my old school isn't on there i don't know how much these dudes smoke.

i was at SUNY Binghamton for a while, there were remarkably few stoners there actually.
 
2006-09-02 05:13:55 AM
I went to the High Times website...for umm..research...and took notice that stoners don't care for Snakes on a Plane.

WTF?
 
2006-09-02 05:24:42 AM
class of 2004
 
2006-09-02 05:34:29 AM
God. I can't believe I'm so bored I'm surfing the internets at 2:30AM on a saturday morning.
 
2006-09-02 05:59:31 AM
God. I can't believe I'm so bored I'm surfing the internets at 7:00PM on a saturday night.
 
2006-09-02 06:19:48 AM
The College at Oneonta is much more stony-ee-er.
 
2006-09-02 06:39:25 AM
Humboldt was number 1, right?

/God I can't believe I'm still drunk at 6:30 on a Saturday morning, sitting here eating stale McMuffins
 
2006-09-02 07:14:39 AM
As my parents livein teh next town over from New Paltz. I can tell you this is true.
 
2006-09-02 07:17:55 AM
Chico State.

/God! I can't believe I'm surfing the net at 4:17 Saturday morning, and using apostrophes.
 
2006-09-02 07:18:36 AM
High Times says it's the University of Maryland that's #1. Apparently they're going with the Dead's definition of "terrapin" there.
 
2006-09-02 08:06:23 AM
As far as I understand, SUNY Oneonta AKA Stoneonta was the #1 pot school in the NY state system.
 
2006-09-02 08:50:45 AM
I went to UCSB and that #2 ranking is well deserved. I'm pretty sure smoking pot is a prerequisite for admission.

/i didn't exhale
 
2006-09-02 10:05:23 AM
"We want to be known as a drug-free campus, not a free drug campus."


to late.... =)
 
RCL
2006-09-02 10:25:43 AM
2006-09-02 05:24:42 AM A Magician Named Gob

class of 2004


Class of 2005, w00t!

If you haven't seen it yet, check out Fro Magnum Man and some other dude with the New Paltz rap:
New Paltz rap video
 
RCL
2006-09-02 10:31:35 AM
By the way, New Paltz NORML has an office in the Student Union Bldg on the 4th floor with a Neon light pot leaf in the window. They leave it on at night, too. I find that amusing.
 
2006-09-02 10:38:18 AM
drivinwest

www.chrismiles.net

Where can you find the whole list?
 
2006-09-02 10:38:30 AM
Big hippy contingent in New Paltz ...Hudson Valley pretty much the NY hippy district (Catskills, Woodstock are nearby, Bard College across the river)

Only go up there for one reason: GUILDED OTTER BREWING COMPANY, just off campus. Great beer w/ a great view of the start of the Catskills chain.

Otherwise, New Paltz is pretty much an extension of high school; a college for retards.
 
RCL
2006-09-02 11:00:17 AM
2006-09-02 10:38:30 AM rocinante721 [TotalFark]

So where did you get your higher education, Mr. High and Mighty?

Prick.
 
2006-09-02 11:02:07 AM
Half the SUNY system is Stoner's Pot Palace (thanks Otto man), Oneonta, New Paltz, Cortland, Potsdam (obviously), and my alma mater Buffalo St.

/heh heh Potsdam
 
2006-09-02 11:03:09 AM
I used to go through that town all the time when I went rockclimbing at the Gunks. I guess I can't say this suprises me.
 
2006-09-02 11:12:17 AM
Ok, I live 10 minutes from SUNY New Paltz,

There is NO way this is accurate. Not that I don't think it happens, it's that it's wrong. THe school is quite possibly the most boring place I've ever seen.

On one side of the school are miles and miles of cow pastures.

On the other side, a dank little town, slightly brightened but when your hippest place is Starbucks, well...

It doesn't make sense to me, personally.
 
2006-09-02 11:32:59 AM
Yeah SUNY Oneonta has changed alot since that nickname was given. We have a good deal pot smokers but not not more or else then any campu i have been too. I am curent president of student alternative voice a liberal activist club and we had like three hippies show up on ocassion when they were not to busy getting loaded. We are now a teir 1 school and the number of hippies is really low- infact i can't infact remeber seeing any hippies this year. Well other then my quadmate tom who is a poser hippy. Suny Oneonta is more of drinking college persay imho.
 
2006-09-02 11:35:38 AM
On one side of the school are miles and miles of cow pastures.

Cow Pastures... what grows in cow pastures...hmmmm

/the colors!
//look at the colors!!
 
2006-09-02 12:52:08 PM
Oneonta and New Paltz are pikers.

SUNY Potsdam, biatches!

/students there "only drink 2 or 3 drinks per month"
//bullshiat survey
///stats for pot aren't published because they're way too high (he he)
////no self-respecting parent would send their kids there if they knew that
///slashies FTW!
 
2006-09-02 12:53:34 PM
and how could i forget "where the potsdam good."

/oh wait..
 
2006-09-02 01:03:43 PM
At Clarkson, the other college in Potsdam and my Alma Mater, had a frat that would have a jam band fest every year called the Potsdamgood Fest.
 
2006-09-02 01:29:26 PM
Hahah My Ex got kicked out of New Paltz for Mary Jane,but she was stupid about it,keeping the windows closed then smoking a blunt and bong, and finding a 8th of shrooms in the room didn't help, nor did the big bag of empty baggies her and her roommate were keeping. Funny thing was i was there when she got busted for the last time, and i had these roach clips that came to a nice narrow point, so then...
SUNY cop: Do you have anything on you?
Me: No sir, just these.
SUNY cop: What are these for?
Me: Oh I work with computers and I use them to pull the Jumpers out of harddrives and what not.
SUNY cop(confused by my answer): I'm not sure if i believe you , but you can keep them.

\\Good Times..
\\\for me anyway
\\\\lost the clips somewhere like a month later
 
2006-09-02 01:44:56 PM
New Paltz does have one of the most active chapters of NORML in the state.

When I was younger we used to go to all thier rally's, and to the "Million Marijuana March" through town, which consisted of up to 100 potheads walking through New Paltz with signs.

New Paltz is a cool little town, lots of neat shops and places to eat, at night it turns into the ultimate meat market on the bar scene, asshole fratboy wanna bes, underage girls, and lonely middleaged men trying to pick them up.
"Oh your 18 and need me to buy you a drink? Have this GHB laced cocktail!"

EWWW
 
2006-09-02 02:22:28 PM
Lizsavage: When I was younger we used to go to all thier rally's, and to the "Million Marijuana March" through town, which consisted of up to 100 potheads walking through New Paltz with signs.

New Paltz is a cool little town, lots of neat shops and places to eat, at night it turns into the ultimate meat market on the bar scene, asshole fratboy wanna bes, underage girls, and lonely middleaged men trying to pick them up.
"Oh your 18 and need me to buy you a drink? Have this GHB laced cocktail!"

EWWW


Sounds like it hasn't changed much since the early 70's when I'd go there for the plentiful drugs and the free concerts.
 
2006-09-02 03:34:17 PM
Appy State isn't on there because you don't rank the pros with the amatures.
 
2006-09-02 03:40:51 PM
and stony brook (the crappy "flagship" of the new york schools) is not the easiest place to get weed at, let me say...

/*cough*/
 
2006-09-02 05:15:19 PM
I went to SUNY Potsdam where EVERYONE is a stoner. Our slogan is "You can't take the pot out of POTsdam" and we have the POTS-Dam-Good fest everyone 420 (April 20th). We don't have to rally for the right to smoke. Most of the professors are stoners themselves!
 
2006-09-02 05:49:59 PM
proteus_b

um, negative, Binghamton is the 'flagship'... and Geneseo is the hardest to get into.
 
2006-09-02 06:28:09 PM
UMass/Amherst has the oldest drug law reform student organization in continuous existence. Of course, that doesn't mean it's the best place to toke up.
 
2006-09-02 08:14:21 PM
rocinante721: Otherwise, New Paltz is pretty much an extension of high school; a college for retards.

Don't you let The Jesus hear you talk like that. Nobody, as you should well know, farks with the Jesus.

/also an alum
//not a retard
///at the moment, anyway
////ooh, shiny!
 
2006-09-02 10:32:27 PM
Franco, you have obviously never met my first college roommate and his friends, my friend Lucas, or my friend Jake.

Drinking's just more prevalent.
 
2006-09-03 12:15:05 AM
Ahem. If you RTFA, you'll see the rankings are based on activism (how strong the NORML chapter was and the like), not how often the students get high. And I'm really surprised U of Delaware is not on the list. I've never seen so many stoned people in my life. Went to a Best Buy, clerk was so wasted he couldn't operate the register. He called his manager over - that dude was wasted too.
 
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