HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! You stupid, brain-dead dipshiat. If you wanna keep schtum, keep schtum

Well, reverse psychology didnt work for this guy, although the police were kinda dumbass for taking it seriously. Lucky, but still dumbass.

Give him the cactus treatment for being such a dumbsheet.

hmm...what if he had a shirt that read:

You'll never take me alive, copper

I don't know about cops being too stupid on this one... after 9/11 if you say you plan to attack the Sears tower with plastic spoons they take you seriously. I can understand why. I can understand why they are being very careful, very literal right now. Just like you could never make bomb jokes in the airport.

Should have worn a shirt that said "Innocent. Give me pie."

When get out of jail, bring pie.

Scoots - I'd buy a shirt that said that.

Something not right here. More to the story than that.

mmm... pie. lo bob.

Yeah but... its blatently a comedy tee-shirt. You'd think they'd have better things to do, like stopping terrorosts destroy the American Dream, than check out kids in comedy shirts. They were right once.

They're going to give him a shirt that says, "biatch. Give me an ass pounding."

The cop was probably making a joke, but the guy was probably acting paranoid to the joke, so he followed up with getting a report on the driver.

It doesn't say that they arrested him solely because of his T-shirt. Don't you imagine that they did a check on him when they stopped him. They have them thar compooters in their cars now.

You know, I have this set of coveralls that I bought at a local odd-lot store that has "Property of Salt Lake City Penitentary" printed on the back. I always remember to take it off if I have to back an unexpected trip to the auto parts store or something, just to avoid a possible hassle by some overzealous shmuck cop with no sense of humor. I mean seriously, if you're a fugitive who is issuing you the official "fugitive" t shirt? Bah.

Tard,
This is Indianna we are talking about. If you can't manage a plan to keep half your teeth in your mouth, how can you work a computer?

Tardfark and Aahz are probably right. But that wouldn't make an interesting story if it included all the facts.

Replace "back" with "make" in my last post in order for it to actually make sense.

I have that "Fugitive" shirt, and "Repeat Offender", and I work in Corrections. Imagine the looks I get.

Let's write an article.

We'll pad it out and make it look longer than it really is.

We'll restrict each paragraph to one sentence.

Where do I pick up my pay check?

hmmm...he shoulda' been wearing his "I'm with stupid" shirt.

We had a woman waiting for trial who wrote the judge declaring him and the city police to be idiots, and that they would never catch her. Unfortunatly, she forgot to leave town first. The cops arrested her the very next day. They probably could have sold tickets to the trial.

Scoots, my god, someone NEEDS to make that shirt!

Someone with skill get on Cafepress or SOMETHIN and make a shirt as Scoots has outlined, perhaps with a photo of a slice of pie, I need a shirt that says that!

only then can I be a TRUE genie!

-Satch

You can buy those shirts at Gadzooks.

I saw this on the local news station here in Indiana last night. The people up abover were right. The cop was jokingliy saying, "well I guess your coming with me then" and just ran his plates in rutine traffic stop style and found he was wanted.

Looks like the "I shot JR" t-shirt is back in the closet for a while!

There must be more to the story than this. He must have been doing something else that made them suspicious. Afterall lots of people wear shirts like that. The best one I've ever seen was "I Faked It".

Of else this was just two cases of stupidity and one of extreme luck!

I bet the policeman probably had POLICE written somewhere on his apparal, or the car, so it works both ways :)

(laughs to himself thinking about "Police Car" written on the cars in Police Squad).

Best. Use. Of. Dumbass Tag. Ever.

years ago, I worked for a summer camp. The camp director had a t-shirt that said

"hug
therapist"
on it.
We thought it was funny.

I want royalties on that.

does that look like pie or a multi-eyed chicken?

Chicken Pie??

veeeeeeeery possibly. I want it on a shirt! The pic, not actual pie, chicken or otherwise.

This is why I wear a shirt that says tall, fit and good looking.

I could throw one together on Cafe press!

I'd buy one

And when people ask me if it's a pie or a multi-eyed chicken, I'd explain that I ask the same thing about the creatures at the end of AI

-BatSatch

If that guy wasn't really a fugitive, he could have sued the pants off that cop.

Rat, your shirt is the funniest evar! lol

Yeah, looks official to me. Of course I still think the guy was a dumbass to wear it when he really was.

Didn't Patty Hearst Have a Shirt on that said HOSTAGE???

Exick We're starting early for tomorrow. Hell, I've been off work all week! Woohoo!

Paul Mercurio?

WOO HOO!!!! My town finally made FARK! I found more in the local paper.

http://www.southbendtribune.com/stories/2002/07/03/local.20020703-sbt-MARS-D1- _Fugitive__T_shirt_p.sto

Eh?
cafepress.com/givemepie
Scoots
If I make any money off these shirts i'll give you 50%, capisce?

Failure to appear in court, huh? That could just mean he got a farking traffic ticket, and didn't receive a notice in the mail of when to appear in court. This shiat happens all the time, but whose fault is it if a notice isn't even SENT OUT, much less received by you? Oh, YOURS, OF COURSE.

A friend of mine got stopped on the street while wearing full prison-orange getup. The cops didn't think he broke out of prison to go to farking Walgreens to buy rootbeer, but they can't ignore people who freak out and say there's an "escaped prisoner on the loose".

Those shirts are farking retarted in the first place. What ever happened to plain colors? Damn goth kids these days.