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(WRCB TV)   500-pound woman's joy at getting new large door for her home dampened by arrests of her husband and daughter for having sex in front of her   ( divider line
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2006-08-30 09:24:19 AM  
Eeesh... Thems are some fugly uns!

I couldn't watch the video all the way through. That's just nasty!
2006-08-30 09:24:46 AM  
She's 53 and married to a 34 yr old, Yet she can't leave the house due to her weight.
Must have been one helluva courtship.
2006-08-30 09:25:33 AM  
LOL @ absolutely everything
2006-08-30 09:25:44 AM  
Sweater Girl

I'd be willing to bet there were lots of chocolates and cheese involved.
2006-08-30 09:26:13 AM  
I think I'll stick to crack. At least Whitney Houston was able to stumble out the door to get what she needed.
2006-08-30 09:27:49 AM  
I'm just suprised he didn't draw back a nub Worst.Poster.Ever.
2006-08-30 09:28:05 AM  
"I wish Charles could come back and do like he's supposed to and help me get out of this bed like he promised and be here for me and help me," she said.

geez, does the whole universe revolve around her... I'd rather be in jail too...
2006-08-30 09:28:43 AM  
i'd hit it
2006-08-30 09:28:46 AM  

Why does everyone need a damned new keyboard every time someone makes a joke? If you'd stop slamming your heads on your desks when you laugh, you wouldn't have this problem.

Guess what? .... You owe me a new keyboard.
2006-08-30 09:29:39 AM  
gravital: I watched the video of this and I believe the news anchor covering the story has a lisp.

I think he was just trying to keep from laughing.
2006-08-30 09:29:47 AM  
ToastedPirate: does the whole universe revolve around her

Well the whole universe I don't know, but the solar system should not be a problem with that bodily mass...
2006-08-30 09:30:29 AM  

God bless you, brave sir. Be sure to tie of this rope before you go in, and take this spelunking helmet. We may never see you again, where you're going.
2006-08-30 09:30:34 AM  
Maybe when they had sex in front of her, they were doing it for HER, hoping she'd lose her appetite.

/I was DOING IT FOR YOU, MAN. I was doing it for you.
2006-08-30 09:30:59 AM  
geez, does the whole universe revolve around her

That sounds like the opening for a joke..
2006-08-30 09:31:09 AM  
'does the whole universe revolve around her'

No just satellites and various celestial bodies.
2006-08-30 09:31:59 AM  

geez, does the whole universe revolve around her...

Well, she does appear to have the same mass as some of your larger black holes.

/Thanks for the setup
2006-08-30 09:32:18 AM  
2006-08-30 09:32:41 AM  
Sorry Blueintheballs, I already went there...
2006-08-30 09:33:15 AM  
"WoolyThongChafe "

If you actually believe that and think people should act that way, someone'll nail YOU to a tree too. Or maybe just throw you to lions.
2006-08-30 09:33:24 AM  
ToastedPirate: does the whole universe revolve around her

No, but she does have her own gravitational pull.

Also.. how does someone acquire some big-ass front fang like the fatty in the video? Or.. is it a tusk?
2006-08-30 09:33:38 AM  
She's 53 and married to a 34 yr old, Yet she can't leave the house due to her weight.
Must have been one helluva courtship.

In his defense she was only 625lbs when they met.
2006-08-30 09:34:04 AM  

Never mind the bollocks, here come all the oreos and cheeseburgers this woman could ever want, drawn in by her gravitational pull.
2006-08-30 09:35:12 AM  

Actually it was my doctor that told me I was going to die early if I didn't do something about my weight. Tried all the diets and medications to no avail. Only option the doctor gave me was the surgery. Went to an orientation, was dumbstruck - they had a BUFFET at the surgery orientation. I had never seen so many overweight people in one place before.

Everyone that got up to speak at the orientation kept hammering home that the surgery was a TOOL ONLY for weightloss. Changes in eating and exercise were imperative to lose weight even with the surgery...

Finally hit me, why go through the pain and expense of the surgery when I would have to change my lifestyle anyway. So 2.5yrs ago I started and haven't looked back.

Actually I am thinking on becoming a motivational speaker to empower others to change their lives...
2006-08-30 09:35:59 AM  
Holy shiat. And of course, the husband looked to be a little skinny guy. Not proud of it, but I hit 318 once, many years ago. Seeing that number come up on the scale was more than enough to make me lose weight...not add a bigger door.
2006-08-30 09:36:55 AM  
Ohh ICK, is NOBODY in TN good-looking?
2006-08-30 09:36:58 AM  
I would be willing to be that a mere 1% of all reported keyboard losses can be proven.

Stop saying you broke your keyboard. You didn't. You know it. We know it.

And stop eating Reeses or you'll end up laying in your own urine.
2006-08-30 09:37:07 AM  
stoj: Did they ever say why the husband wasn't attracted to her anymore?

He still was, it's one of Newton's law isn't it? He just couldn't fight the force of attraction... the whole large mass thing...

/thank you, window seat please.
2006-08-30 09:37:23 AM  
I love me some fatty bashing! I swear the day in work has flown over.
2006-08-30 09:39:48 AM  

Impressive. Most impressive.
2006-08-30 09:39:58 AM  

Thank you, sir. When I first heard about the whole fast food company deal, I was thinking "Great, what's next? Trip and fall on the sidewalk and then sue the shoe manufacturer?" I hate this whole 'victim mentality' thing, these people hold the forks -they aren't forced to eat...

/"QBQ: Question behind the question" by John G. Miller is a great book about personal responsibility (short book too...)
2006-08-30 09:40:15 AM  
What gets me is that even though he screwed her daughter, she WANTS him out of jail so he can come home and FEED her and CLEAN her. We all have to have our priorities, ya know.

Thank God for Tennessee, one of the few places that makes Kentucky look civilized.
2006-08-30 09:41:13 AM  
Blueintheballs: I love me some fatty bashing! I swear the day in work has flown over.

Same goes for me. Fat people make my bad habits look less bad.
2006-08-30 09:42:09 AM  
Actually I am thinking on becoming a motivational speaker to empower others to change their lives...

You should. You've hit on the only true solution, as well as the darker side of the surgery option. The buffet at the orientation story will have people glued to their seats. (Which they will be anyway, because of the corpulence.)

Anyone can lose weight. Even if you have a legitimate glandular problem, you can lose weight - but most people who are morbidly obese are like this woman.

"Wha won't they he'p me cleen ma PEE...!?"

It's disgusting.

They have to make a choice, just like you did. They have to choose to get up and move. Then they have to move more. And eat less. Move more. Eat less. Repeat until you are a normal sized person.

/ and if you see a fatty buying Reeses in a grocery store scooter, you should snatch it out of their hands and throw it down the aisle as hard as you possibly can
// just for emphasis
2006-08-30 09:42:49 AM  
I once did an insurance claim for a jumbo guy. Awwwwwww, the smell was wretching. I'm so glad I could not smell that video.

/the claim:
- bathroom floor had collasped - the toilet was plastered with dried feces,
- beside the commode was a 5 gallon bucket of feces covered toilet paper,
- bags of garbage were kept in kitchen, I reckon some with soiled toilet paper,
- the house stank almost as bad as the dude,
- after I left, I covered my face with Purel and the funk still attacked me....

// I know what that jumbo woman smells like, I'm gonna go throw up now.
2006-08-30 09:43:27 AM  
2006-08-30 09:44:03 AM  
Sounds like a job for "Psycho Dad"!

/♫ Killed his wife 'cause she weighed a ton... ♫
2006-08-30 09:44:29 AM  
Major Tom

I know its mean/counter-productive/immature/tasteless but, damn, its funny.
2006-08-30 09:44:51 AM  
This is a job for ...
2006-08-30 09:44:59 AM  
Juggernaut of Gluttony.
2006-08-30 09:44:59 AM
2006-08-30 09:45:50 AM  
What a hot story. Stepfather-daughter action wins over Jabba.
2006-08-30 09:45:58 AM  
No argument there Blueintheballs

que the "Yo momma's so fat..." jokes
2006-08-30 09:46:55 AM  
Stop feeding her.
2006-08-30 09:47:26 AM  
...At least she's not a smoker.
2006-08-30 09:47:41 AM  
Actually I am thinking on becoming a motivational speaker

Join a Toastmaster's club. It's fun, it will give you plenty of practice, and you'll find out how you like it.
2006-08-30 09:50:05 AM  
geez, does the whole universe revolve around her

We now know why Pluto lost its status as a planet, it left its orbit and came to Earth.
2006-08-30 09:51:49 AM  
Good for you javansdaddy
You're right.
Why pay for that when you will have to change your lifestyle anyway, sans stitches and money?
2006-08-30 09:52:08 AM  

"No, I don't want to be neglected, I don't want to be sitting in my own urine, my own waste"

Then lay off the pie, fatty.

No one gets to be 500 pounds due to a glandular problem.

Actually, they do. No adult gets to be, say, 250 due to (just) a gladular problem. But extreme obesity like the kind from which this woman suffers isn't simply from overeating and laziness.

I love how people shoot off their mouths (er, fingertips) like they know what they're talking about.
2006-08-30 09:52:10 AM  
Fat people disgust me more then smokers.
2006-08-30 09:52:31 AM  
FTA: If you're wondering what classifies incest...

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