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(WRCB TV)   500-pound woman's joy at getting new large door for her home dampened by arrests of her husband and daughter for having sex in front of her   (wrcbtv.com) divider line 403
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2006-08-30 02:43:23 AM
Stories like this make me proud to live in Tennessee...

Let's face it - no matter how badly I fark up, there's still gonna be a trailer park full of folks down the road, making me look like a damned superhero. :)
 
2006-08-30 02:46:03 AM
Tell you what, I can't excuse the incest, but If I ever marry a broad, and she Ben & Jerry's herself to 500lbs, the marriage vows are going right out the window of the flatbed truck i'm driving to get her ass to the divorce court.
 
2006-08-30 02:47:12 AM
Police say Peggie's husband and daughter were neglecting her by not feeding her...


uh....
 
2006-08-30 02:47:47 AM
Pot Pie Man: Particularly if she can't be bothered to get her lazy ass off the couch and get some exercise, but then expects other people to bust their asses caring for her. ;)
 
2006-08-30 02:49:58 AM
Dear God…..do NOT watch the video….the teeth….THE TEETH!!!!!
 
2006-08-30 02:53:05 AM
I wash myself with a rag tied to a stick.
 
2006-08-30 02:54:47 AM
It is interesting that even though father and daughter are NOT blood relatives and both are consenting adults that they can be put in jail for having sex.
 
2006-08-30 02:55:49 AM
log_jammin: uh....

You owe me another keyboard.
 
2006-08-30 02:56:55 AM
I dumped my wife's ass at 450, no more I said.
 
2006-08-30 02:57:21 AM
Also, I am curious as to what type of door cannot accomodate a 500 pound human. I know a few people who are 600+ who have no problem going out and leading an otherwise normal life.
 
2006-08-30 02:58:30 AM
www.europeanjournal.net
 
2006-08-30 03:06:07 AM
My pity is inversely proportional to the number of times she has blamed circumstance, genetics or other people for her fatitude.

Oh, who am I kidding. I have no pity whatsoever. Farking lardbag.
 
2006-08-30 03:07:36 AM
I can see that as taking away from an otherwise glorious event.
 
2006-08-30 03:08:35 AM
GoDeep: You owe me another keyboard.

You'll just eat it.
 
2006-08-30 03:11:07 AM
Maybe he was just farking one of the rolls and the daughter happened to be trapped inside.
 
2006-08-30 03:14:22 AM
cruci fiction: Having just watched this the other day (pops), I LOL'ed.
 
2006-08-30 03:14:33 AM
nukeim: You'll just eat it.

w00t?
 
2006-08-30 03:19:09 AM
Note to self: don't ever get so fat that you become incapable of brushing your teeth.

That shiat is wrong.
 
2006-08-30 03:26:25 AM
I'll farking come over there and give her some tough love.

Get the fark up! No, all you can eat today is FRUIT! Tomorrow it's VEGETABLES! Now WALK! (Around the block for a half hour at a time all day long.)

What a farking sad person. And she did it to herself, for the love of pity.
 
2006-08-30 03:39:59 AM
I couldn't stand being 230, so I lost weight.

How does one even become 500? That's ridiculous. Just pull a gun out of a roll and get it over with.
 
2006-08-30 04:05:01 AM
Did they ever say why the husband wasn't attracted to her anymore?
 
2006-08-30 04:11:00 AM
stoj: Did they ever say why the husband wasn't attracted to her anymore?

I'm pretty sure it must have been her breath.
 
2006-08-30 04:33:55 AM
Yeesh.
 
2006-08-30 05:06:55 AM
Police say Peggie's husband and daughter were neglecting her by not feeding her


Well, they've got about 500lbs of evidence on their side, as long as the doors in the courthouse are wide enough.
 
2006-08-30 07:53:52 AM
Holy mother of God.

Didn't this happen in What's Eating Guilbert Grape? Or something?
 
2006-08-30 07:56:26 AM
Thank you Tennessee. I don't feel so bad about living in Alabama now.
 
2006-08-30 07:58:56 AM
They would have had sex behind her, but you know how these gas prices are.
 
2006-08-30 08:00:05 AM
Last thing a 500lb person needs to be doing is eating. Serious.
 
2006-08-30 08:05:31 AM
Brettster808: It is interesting that even though father and daughter are NOT blood relatives and both are consenting adults that they can be put in jail for having sex.


Worth repeating!!

/WTF?
//So that's why Woody Allen doesn't live in TN
 
2006-08-30 08:07:27 AM
holy mother of baloney, that is a sad state of affairs.

it just goes to show you that gluttony and being a horny freak just don't go well.
 
2006-08-30 08:08:31 AM
If she can't care for herself in the most basic ways, what the hell was the new enlarged door for? She obviously can't use it.
 
2006-08-30 08:08:56 AM
"No, I don't want to be neglected, I don't want to be sitting in my own urine, my own waste," Johnson said

Maybe Mrs. Johnson, just maybe, you shouldn't have eaten all that ham. Then you wouldn't have been in this predicament

/no sympathy
/you reap what you sow
/Donuts are a sometimes food
 
2006-08-30 08:09:12 AM
cruci fiction: Maybe he was just farking one of the rolls and the daughter happened to be trapped inside.


nukeim: GoDeep: You owe me another keyboard.

You'll just eat it.


*can.... not.... stop.... laughing....*!!
 
2006-08-30 08:09:36 AM
"No, I don't want to be neglected, I don't want to be sitting in my own urine, my own waste"

Then lay off the pie, fatty.

No one gets to be 500 pounds due to a glandular problem.
 
2006-08-30 08:10:29 AM
Police say Peggie's husband and daughter were neglecting her by not feeding her or keeping her clean.

For some reason this sounds like a thread for PETA...
 
2006-08-30 08:10:58 AM
God hates fatties.
 
2006-08-30 08:11:47 AM
log_jammin Police say Peggie's husband and daughter were neglecting her by not feeding her...

binnster Well, they've got about 500lbs of evidence on their side, as long as the doors in the courthouse are wide enough.

You can split the cost of my new keyboard.
 
2006-08-30 08:11:48 AM
Well, they had to stop having sex ON her. Dad's foot kept getting stuck in her belly button.
 
2006-08-30 08:12:07 AM
I can't imagine getting to the point of having to use one of these.

sirgrim: "They would have had sex behind her, but you know how these gas prices are."

I think keyboards will be in short supply by the time this thread dies.
 
2006-08-30 08:13:24 AM
log_jammin -the TEETH

Not the TEETH,,, the TOOTH!
 
2006-08-30 08:13:40 AM
ok that video was the topper...
did they have to feed her all soft food?

what cracks me up is she says she wants to do stuff now that she has a door...what she want to do? bathe in the cement pond?
 
2006-08-30 08:13:58 AM
shadesofblack: I'm pretty sure it must have been her breath.

Yea but that smell ain't coming from her mouth.
 
2006-08-30 08:14:45 AM
img176.imageshack.us
 
2006-08-30 08:15:26 AM
Pot Pie Man If I ever marry a broad, and she Ben & Jerry's herself to 500lbs, the marriage vows are going right out the window

So 500 is where you draw the line?

I'm thinking more like 180. You know, long before I need to bring in a hydraulic hoist and a crew of day laborers.
 
2006-08-30 08:15:48 AM
tennessee, im soooo glad i live here.

/was the daughter hawt?
//seriously doubt it
 
2006-08-30 08:16:02 AM
Brettster808:It is interesting that even though father and daughter are NOT blood relatives and both are consenting adults that they can be put in jail for having sex.

Remember, this is Jesusland. The problem isn't whether or not they're adults or relatives -- the problem is that they're not married. That's what makes it so offensive -- the rest is just a vernier for the legal system to grasp at.
 
2006-08-30 08:16:34 AM
The goggles.... They do nothing!!!
 
2006-08-30 08:16:45 AM
for a good laugh listen to Robin Harris' album "bebe's kids"

the one track "three big biatches at the mall" is priceless.

---"i knew i got too big when i fell down and couldn't get back up....you damn right you too big"

"my wife cook me 8 chickens...she oughta have her arse whooped!"

"biatch got on the escalator, escalator stopped!"

just to highlight a few of my fav quotes.
 
2006-08-30 08:18:19 AM
sirgrim: "They would have had sex behind her, but you know how these gas prices are."

Now THAT's funny. Kudos.
 
2006-08-30 08:18:43 AM
"No, I don't want to be neglected, I don't want to be sitting in my own urine, my own waste," Johnson said. At more than five-hundred pounds, Peggie Johnson relies on family and friends to care for her. "Charles and Mary both was doing it, but then they got arrested last night and I got nobody now, I'm just stuck here," she said.


Sweet Christ.
 
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