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(Richmond Times Dispatch)   Prison guards: Females 66% hornier than males; inmates being "abused"   (timesdispatch.com) divider line 58
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2006-08-27 11:42:27 AM
From TFA:
"While there is an element of supposed romance noted in many of the cases, sexual relations of any kind between prison employees and inmates are considered nonconsensual by law because of the inherent power that staff have over prisoners. In Virginia it is a felony punishable by up to five years in prison."

I can see this problem solving itself.
 
2006-08-27 01:02:10 PM
as fun as it sounds to be in jail and have a prison guard for a girlfriend... it puts you in a bad position with the other inmates..
 
2006-08-27 01:53:21 PM
So it's now PHITA prison?
 
2006-08-27 01:54:07 PM
Yeah, well, the women are locked up in a prison full of desperate, caged women.

Who wouldn't be turned on?
 
2006-08-27 01:54:41 PM
Women like the bad boys.
 
2006-08-27 01:55:15 PM
No pic of that broad from OZ yet?
 
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2006-08-27 01:56:32 PM
Roughly half of all sexual impropriety reported in U.S. prisons and jails last year was perpetrated by correctional staff, not inmates.

And roughly the other half of all sexual impropriety reported in U.S. prisons and jails last year was perpetrated by inmates, not correctional staff.

Huh?
 
2006-08-27 01:56:40 PM
www.wrestlingworld.it

/ don't matta none
 
2006-08-27 01:56:58 PM
"Female staff were the offenders in two-thirds of the prison cases, and two-thirds of the victims of prison staff were male inmates"

"Victims"? How can an um.... 'uncooperative' male be a victim?

"But experts believe incidents are underreported"

Duh.
 
2006-08-27 01:57:03 PM
"While there is an element of supposed romance noted in many of the cases, sexual relations of any kind between prison employees and inmates are considered nonconsensual by law because of the inherent power that staff have over prisoners.


WANTED FOR QUESTIONING...

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2006-08-27 01:59:24 PM
www.durfee.net

RockIsDead -Sorry for the delay, I was lookin'.
 
2006-08-27 02:00:26 PM
I think most likely, it's either one of those cases where the women are authority figures who get turned on by relinquishing control to someone they're supposed to be "over", or a supposed "bad boy" who gets off on having a woman in control coupled with an authoritative woman who likes to be dominant.

I realized in the course of typing that that I think I probably know WAY too much about what I'm talking about, so I'm shutting up now.
 
2006-08-27 02:05:06 PM
Thats hawt!

Now my pants are tight..
 
2006-08-27 02:07:06 PM
www.crimelibrary.com

Rawr!
 
2006-08-27 02:14:38 PM
Considering that inmates once sued a prison because they were served cold cereal instead of a hot breakfast, we don't know how serious these "incidents" really were.
 
2006-08-27 02:16:49 PM
Some dude getting a piece while in prision is NOT a victim! No matter how fugly the female guard is.
 
2006-08-27 02:20:16 PM
This is potentially incredibly hot. I can't believe no one's made a movie of women guards taking advantage of their prisoners.
 
2006-08-27 02:28:42 PM
hrmmmm ya know, if this was encouraged, i bet thered be less riots... but the again, i hear your prison system is overly full as it is..
 
2006-08-27 02:49:40 PM
If the Man wanted to end prostitution, he'd let these ladies take on the horny masses. The Man apparently has some kind of homophobic repression thing going on, letting them fark would cut down on their cake eating, gynocologically speaking.

Your neighbor wants coital visits.
 
2006-08-27 02:56:31 PM
Meshman

These are correction's staff. Even if the man doesn't want it, "do it or I throw you in solitary" tends to motivate people.
 
2006-08-27 03:00:02 PM
And last month, former Lt. Bobby G. Brown Jr., who supervised female inmates at Pocahontas Correctional Center in Chesterfield County, was sentenced to six months after fathering the child of inmate Sheron M. Montrey.

Uh oh... this guys in trouble
 
2006-08-27 03:06:09 PM
Maybe prison DOES work - At least she picked a guy with a job to be her babydaddy. That's better than most of her social station do.
 
2006-08-27 03:10:36 PM
If you think that it's different for a woman guarding men to take advantange of her position than it is for a man guarding women, then I assume the women in your life are all barefoot and pregnant good little non-working girls.
 
2006-08-27 03:13:52 PM
/the best O RLY? yet.
 
2006-08-27 03:14:35 PM
damn it was too big of an image
 
2006-08-27 03:20:21 PM
RockIsDead

If you think that it's different for a woman guarding men to take advantange of her position than it is for a man guarding women, then I assume the women in your life are all barefoot and pregnant good little non-working girls.

So were you born an idiot? Or did you fall on your head?
 
2006-08-27 03:31:20 PM
GIS for female prison guard:

http://english.chosun.com/media/photo/news/200608/200608170029_03.jpg


I'd hit it.
 
2006-08-27 03:37:52 PM
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2006-08-27 03:46:45 PM
Mom!

english.chosun.com
 
2006-08-27 03:54:53 PM
ObiWanSpicoli: And last month, former Lt. Bobby G. Brown Jr., who supervised female inmates at Pocahontas Correctional Center in Chesterfield County, was sentenced to six months after fathering the child of inmate Sheron M. Montrey.

Bobby Browns. Is there anything they can't do? Any form of abuse (drug, spousal, power)?
 
2006-08-27 03:55:41 PM
submitter: Prison guards: Females 66% hornier than males; inmates being "abused"

Um, no. Article says female prison guards were cited in two-thirds of the cases. Which means they're twice as horny.

Just sayin'. Because it's even better.
 
2006-08-27 04:21:42 PM
2006-08-27 02:16:49 PM Cancel_N_Identify - Some dude getting a piece while in prision is NOT a victim! No matter how fugly the female guard is.

Not from the perspective of jailers. In the state of Indiana jailors charge prisoners caught masturbating with self-mutilation. Yeah.. really.

/red state mentality
//missionary for pro-creation or die!!!
 
2006-08-27 04:22:57 PM
Female prison guards can only go so long seeing inmates rubbing one out before it gets to them. There's more concentrated testosterone and pheromones floating around in prisons than most other places.

There's a movie in there somewhere.
 
2006-08-27 04:23:39 PM
I can say from experience with the defendants who are my clients that this is entirely true. The women's prisons in a given system are usually low-priority low-prestige jobs, given out to the older guards, female guards, and the worst and most pathetic of the male guards... uh... corrections officers, ahem. Meanwhile on the other side of the doors in the women's prison, there are two types of prisoners... The BEASTS... and the ones who are basically porn stars, serving for crimes connected to drugs and/or prostitution. Now, imagine you're a guy with no girlfriend, fugly as hell, no hope, and no future. A porn star lets you slam her in exchange for sneaking in cigarettes and weed for her and her friends. Not the most difficult decision to make. It's also the reason why an inordinate number of female prisoners actually escape... they get helped, either willingly or under blackmail, by all the guards they banged. Meanwhile in men's prisons, escape doesn't happen much these days. If a man is charged with felony escape it's usually because he broke his furlough and fled.
 
2006-08-27 04:27:42 PM
Oznog
This is potentially incredibly hot. I can't believe no one's made a movie of women guards taking advantage of their prisoners.

You need to go to the back of the video store.
 
2006-08-27 04:46:42 PM
Uncoolest: So were you born an idiot? Or did you fall on your head?

Least I'm not a sexist jackass.

Maybe you should read the Fark notes about instigating direct personal attacks, or should I say have your black-eyed mommy read it to you.
 
2006-08-27 04:53:41 PM
Roughly half of all sexual impropriety reported in U.S. prisons and jails last year was perpetrated by correctional staff, not inmates.

Female staff were the offenders in two-thirds of the prison cases, and two-thirds of the victims of prison staff were male inmates, according to the U.S. Bureau of Justice Statistics.

This Virginia math is confusing. I'm guessing 'roughly half' isn't two thirds, as that's just as close to 'roughly all.'

Were female staff the offenders in two-thirds of the prison cases in which the perpetrator was correctional staff? That means female staff were the offenders in one-third of the prison cases. Saying 'the prison cases' means ALL of them.
 
2006-08-27 05:15:41 PM
RockIsDead: Maybe you should read the Fark notes about instigating direct personal attacks, or should I say have your black-eyed mommy read it to you.


That made me giggle, and reminded me of this:

What do you tell a woman with two black eyes?

Nothing you haven't already told her twice
 
2006-08-27 05:23:04 PM
"In June, two men died in a prison gun battle in Florida when an attempt was made to arrest six male officers who were accused of having sex with female prisoners."

now that is comedy gold. wheres the article for that one?
 
2006-08-27 05:25:36 PM
I'm wondering who's the idiot that would turn the female guard that is giving him trim. If I was in the pokey, I wouldn't give her up even if she was a sea-donkey. It would have to be better than cellmate buttsecks.
 
2006-08-27 05:36:17 PM
..Awww Mom!...NOT AGAIN!!
 
2006-08-27 05:54:32 PM
B_Realll: I'm wondering who's the idiot that would turn the female guard that is giving him trim. If I was in the pokey, I wouldn't give her up even if she was a sea-donkey. It would have to be better than cellmate buttsecks.


My guess is they were turned in by the guy she wasn't farking.
 
2006-08-27 06:19:50 PM
There are several state prisons in the area and it is common for female COs to be fired for having a relationship with inmates. Typically the CO is fugly or religiously repressed and has all these young, handsome badass inmates shining for her. Next thing, she is bringing in dope, weapons and cash for her lover(s). Most cons can't keep their mouth shut if they are poking a CO so the con goes to the hole and the CO gets fired. A friend of mine is a CO trainer and captain in the state corrections system and he says they try to keep female guards in non-contact areas because of the seduction problem.
 
2006-08-27 06:34:12 PM
BROOMSECKS?

/Didn't RTFA
 
2006-08-27 06:49:57 PM
Any unattached heterosexual female in the regular presence of men who had nothing to do but lift weights all day long, with abs, chests and butts of steel...would find it difficult to keep their hands out of that cookie jar. I know I wouldn't have that kind of self control.

This really is a great premise for a Vivid video. I'll have to see if one of these exists. Don't get to watch much p0rn.
 
2006-08-27 06:54:35 PM
I think I saw a video news cast about this on myfreepaysite.com
 
2006-08-27 06:55:10 PM
. . . female prison though, not nearly as twisted but sounds like a great way to get aids nonetheless.
 
2006-08-27 08:40:29 PM
Female guard on male prisoner is only hot if he wants it in the same way she does. Like if some unattractive biatch guard wanted me to go down on her, and threatened me with solitary if I refused, it would not be at all hot for me. However, lots of guys might like that. And by "like" I mean "be farking horny as hell for it."
 
2006-08-27 08:56:00 PM
Wait a minnit...

*licks thumb and forefinger*
*places fingers on the second 6.*
*Rotates 180 degrees*

Better.

/yes, I went there.
//Lavatory seat please.
 
2006-08-27 09:17:19 PM
I'm trying really hard to have sympathy for these victims.
Really, I am.
I'm in prison, and a female guard wants to fark me. Oh, the horror!
 
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