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(Yahoo)   "Captain, we need to divert this plane because of smoke in the cabin." "Smoke? What is it?" "It's a byproduct of toast burning, but that's not important right now"   (uk.news.yahoo.com) divider line 57
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2006-08-27 09:01:35 AM
Well done, Submissive, well done.
 
2006-08-27 09:04:31 AM
Looks like I chose the wrong day to quit expelling liquid through my nose.
 
2006-08-27 09:12:10 AM
Now that's a damn fine headline right there.
 
2006-08-27 09:24:33 AM
Heh!
 
2006-08-27 10:38:34 AM
Surely this article isnt serious?
 
2006-08-27 10:42:24 AM
bikkurikun: Surely this article isnt serious?

It is. And don't call submitter Shirley.

/doesn't work as well in text.
 
2006-08-27 11:19:48 AM
Airplane trifecta in play?
 
2006-08-27 11:21:29 AM
Golf clap for the submitter.

/flying overseas in about 6 hours
//story not so funny
 
2006-08-27 11:22:08 AM
Yes, play the trifecta! Gotta keep the morons happy! Approve crap stories just to make it three! Go fark!
 
2006-08-27 11:22:43 AM
What a waste of fuel and time. And toast.
 
2006-08-27 11:24:30 AM
terrorist food alert?
 
2006-08-27 11:24:36 AM
Rusty Shackleford: Looks like I chose the wrong day to quit expelling liquid through my nose.

BWAAAAHHHAAAAAHAAAAAAAA!!
 
2006-08-27 11:25:53 AM
They bought their tickets. They knew what they were getting into. I say let'em eat burnt toast.
 
2006-08-27 11:30:27 AM
www.nonstuff.com
 
2006-08-27 11:34:40 AM
img181.imageshack.us

Not Amused
 
2006-08-27 11:37:54 AM
Well, it did say smoke was POURING from the oven, and since the air in a plane is pressurized, I see the worry.
 
2006-08-27 11:37:56 AM
thats when I began to have a drinking problem...
 
2006-08-27 11:45:08 AM
It could have been terrorists making that toast.

You can't afford to take any chances.
 
2006-08-27 11:48:01 AM
Sheesh, just open a window.
 
2006-08-27 12:07:48 PM
I just want to tell you both-- good luck, we're all counting on you.
 
2006-08-27 12:08:30 PM
Well done.

/I speak jive.
 
2006-08-27 12:11:28 PM
Municipal bonds Ted, I'm talking double A rating. . . the best investment in America.
 
2006-08-27 12:13:09 PM
The red zone has ALWAYS been for immediate loading and unloading...
 
2006-08-27 12:13:14 PM
"Can you fly this plane? And land it?"

/Toast on a plane!
 
2006-08-27 12:14:12 PM
Don't tell me which zone is for stopping and which zone is for loading.
 
2006-08-27 12:14:36 PM
I know what this is...you want me to have an abortion!
 
2006-08-27 12:15:16 PM
Its really the only sensible thing to do. If its done properly, therapeutically, there's no danger involved.
 
2006-08-27 12:16:27 PM
"See a broad to get her boodyack, Layer down and smackem Yackum. Cold got to be. Sheeit"
 
2006-08-27 12:17:00 PM
HAHAHA!!

/George Zip....win one for the Zipper!
 
2006-08-27 12:18:03 PM
I'll never get over Macho Grande!
 
2006-08-27 12:18:23 PM
There is only one riveerrrrrr, there is only one streaaaaam, and it flows through yooooou, and it flows through meeeee....

/nuns!
 
2006-08-27 12:18:51 PM
And he survived?
 
2006-08-27 12:20:25 PM
Joey...do you like movies about gladiators?
 
2006-08-27 12:21:04 PM
We got to get this motherfarkin' smoke off this motherfarkin' plane.
 
2006-08-27 12:21:16 PM
Joey, did ya ever hang around a gymnasium?
 
2006-08-27 12:22:10 PM
Joey . . . have you ever been in a, a Turkish prison?
 
2006-08-27 12:22:53 PM
Joey....ever seen a grown man naked?
 
2006-08-27 12:24:14 PM
Rumack : Captain, how soon can you land?
Oever : I can't tell.
Rumack : You can tell me, I'm a doctor.
Oever : NO, I mean I'm just not sure.
Rumack : Well, can't you take a guess?
Oever : Well, not for another 2 hours.
Rumack : You can't take a guess for another 2 hours?
 
2006-08-27 12:26:47 PM
boy with coffee: Cream?

girl: No, thank you. I take it black, like my men.
 
2006-08-27 12:27:13 PM
www.palmtrees.ws

/ not impressed
 
2006-08-27 12:32:33 PM
Reporter: What kind of plane is it?
Johnny: Oh, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripes, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol.
 
2006-08-27 12:32:37 PM
Ha! Unfortunately, I'm out! Nice quotes, AndrewGK! :-)

/Boy's Life - Nun's Life
//nun on a surfboard!!
 
2006-08-27 12:36:30 PM
I guess the foot's on the other hand now, isn't it, Kramer?
 
2006-08-27 01:12:04 PM
What can you make of this, Johnny?
 
2006-08-27 01:28:40 PM
...And loki see loki do is getting laaaarrrrrgerrr!
 
2006-08-27 01:34:11 PM
Roger Murdock: Flight 2-0-9'er, you are cleared for take-off.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: L.A. departure frequency, 123 point 9'er.
Captain Oveur: Roger!
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Victor Basta: Request vector, over.
Captain Oveur: What?
Tower voice: Flight 2-0-9'er cleared for vector 324.
Roger Murdock: We have clearance, Clarence.
Captain Oveur: Roger, Roger. What's our vector, Victor?
Tower voice: Tower's radio clearance, over!
Captain Oveur: That's Clarence Oveur. Over.
Tower voice: Over.
Captain Oveur: Roger.
Roger Murdock: Huh?
Tower voice: Roger, over!
Roger Murdock: What?
Captain Oveur: Huh?
Victor Basta: Who?
 
2006-08-27 01:45:46 PM
I just want to tell you both good luck. We're all counting on you.
 
2006-08-27 01:49:12 PM
Doctor, I smell burnt toast!

/too obscure?
//fellow Canadians should get the reference
 
2006-08-27 02:09:51 PM
"Where are we landing?"

"Keflavik!"

"Gesundheit! Now, tell me where we're landing."

"Keflavik!"

"Do you have allergies? Where are we landing?"
 
2006-08-27 02:24:30 PM
"The tower? THE TOWER? RAPUNZEL! RAPUNZEL!"
 
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