Dear Penthouse Forum,...

The woman and her daughter added that even though they found it strange that John C. Turner would wear a white dress, they never had any problems before. WTF?

Uhm... drugs are bad... mmkay?

/WTF?

I thought it was HIS mother and daughter.

THAT would have been sweet.

/SLAshies

uncle bob is a it again

It's been done.

/Pink Flamingos

uncle bob is AT it again


LOLZY...

ewww...just ewww.

DAD??!

"Turner told deputies that he drank liquor and had cocaine prior to the chase but didn't recall exposing himself to anyone."

I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.

/obscure?

This thread is useless without pics. Oh wait...

The whole thing gives cross dressers and perverts everywere a bad name

BWA HAHAHAHA!

He's lucky the sheriffs dog didnt bite him on the harbl!

How long till we see that chase reenacted on Reno 911

The guy

Now here's a whole new twist to the " swimming with bald headed women" cliche.


My uncle loved that song, he was a lifer in the Navy. And a drunk.

Kurtis E. Lacking: is that all ya got to say?

/snicker

Was it a wedding dress? A sundress? A wraparound? Poor journalism. Details are the hallmark of a true professinal.

/Frustrated

was taken to the Land O'Lakes Detention Center

I guess we know what the inmates' choice of asslube is in THAT prison.

He should have claimed he was just adjusting his testicles.

Last week, in the local paper, a woman and her two daughters drove by a guy standing between two cars, and saw him "fondling and exposing himself". The mom called the police. When questioned, the man claimed he was "adjusting his testicles". No charges were filed.

True. And that was actually in the article. "Adjusting his testicles".

But he wasn't wearing a dress. Maybe that was the difference....

Land 'O Lakes Detention Center?

After entering the jail in a dress, he'll be needing some of this:



Makes living with a new roommate so much more pleasant.

2006-08-26 12:26:38 PM MutedDNA

Uncle Bob is a tit again. (FIFY)

so thats where I was...poor bastard

After reading this article..that reminds me...

I'VE GOT A FAMILY REUNION COMING UP!!!

you know...when it's hot outside..packages can be troublesome.

/DNRTFA

If wearing a dress and exposing myself to teen girls and their mothers is wrong, I'm going to have to change my plans for this afternoon.

I was really hoping that the mother and daughter would share a lesbian kiss - boy, was I disappointed...

MutedDNA
uncle bob is a it a tit again

Fixed it.

Apparently I can't master strikethrough.


*harakiris*

Land O'Lakes Detention Center?

Companies have started to sponsor prisons now? Ugh.

Now here's a whole new twist to the " swimming with bald headed women" cliche.

It's "bow-legged women". Apparently, you flunked Stupid Songs 101.

I hope that makes it on a "COPS" episode.

Hummm ... I wonder if it was this guy ;-)

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vito_LoGrasso

Hey, doesn't that mean he gets to kick them in the ass?

Still doesn't have anything on that guy from yesterday.

Remember kids, it's fun the first few times, but after a few years cocaine fries your brain.

Once again, there is a reason for all things, and the Florida tag's reason is once again exposed.

lol somedruncomic