too late, dude.

SwingingJohnson

2. He always puts out great albums.

Uh, yeah...



Anyway...

If he's not gonna rap on it, what's the big deal? A lot of rap is simply traditional pop songs with rapping. Not saying it won't be an ass sandwich, but considering the stupendous crap that's all around, why direct your ire at this one project in particular?

I pannick more whenever I hear his forty year old overplayed shiat for the zillionth time.

/Time to retire anything older than 1980
//permenantly

You want to see some awful rapping? Check it.

Hip Hop


The new Disco. :)

//waiting for a remake of the Love Boat featuring a hip hop version of Eltons Theme Songs

Great talent but he throws a hissy fit if he doesn't get his way.

Here's a preview:
Elton w/ 50 Cent: In Da Rocket

The man looks like he has down syndrome, and sings like he has , never understood the appeal!

Splendid. I can't wait to here the battle tape with Madonna.

"here"?

"hear". It's too early.

hey, now we might get a hip-hop album that doesn't suck.

Um...wouldn't it be sort of counter-productive for Elton John to release a hip hop album, considering that he doesn't write his own lyrics?

Dizzon't let tha sun go D-to-tha-izzown on me
Although I search myself, it's always someone else I see
I'd just allow a fragment of yo life ta poser free
But weed-smokin' everyth'n is like tha sun going dizzay on me

/EVERYBODY THROW A HISSY FIT

aladdin:

Everyone panics due to everyone panics's headline gag. EVERYONE PANIC

/sick of it too

Elton John doing spoken-language?



I think it's going to be a long, long time!

When the dust settles we are gonna be left with a compilation album with all tracks using piano/synth samples recorded by Elton.

/Move along people, no real story to read here.

How is this something to "vow" to do? If he had steadfastly refused to record a hip-hop album, but finally gave in to pressure to record one, then he could "vow" to do it. If recording a hip-hop album would somehow save the world, it would be something to vow to do.

But if he's just thinking about doing it, then he should simply promise to do it, or perhaps, threaten to do it.

HellbentForLeather: Is Elton a top or a bottom?

He's a top. He likes to $$$ straight young men for sex.

I smell a photoshop contest...

"He's a top. He likes to $$$ straight young men for sex."

That's 'for teh sex'.

you know its gonna suck...the record i mean

How about
Elly J?
or Mix Master John
or Puff Johnny

"I'm BIG EJ and there aignt none finer ya'll,
Back in the day I used to give it to Dianna ya'll!..."

\never too soon.

Rappers beware. This one has talent.

/ha ha, just kidding