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(Caledonian Record.com)   Asshat who killed two in Vermont shooting rampage also shot himself in the head TWICE. Sadly, he is alive and well   (caledonianrecord.com ) divider line
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2006-08-25 01:43:11 PM  
So, he has good aim from afar, but sucks at point-blank range?
 
2006-08-25 02:01:08 PM  
Third time's the charm.
 
2006-08-25 02:02:50 PM  
All together now, guys:
HE TOLD U HE WUZ H4RDC0RE!!!
BOOM! headshot
Autogooooool!
 
2006-08-25 02:02:57 PM  
i told u i was hardcore
 
2006-08-25 02:03:36 PM  
dammit thats the second time today i've been beat =/
 
2006-08-25 02:03:56 PM  
If you cant even succeed in suicide, theres no reason to live.
 
2006-08-25 02:04:03 PM  
That will teach her.
 
2006-08-25 02:04:18 PM  
Unbreakable?
Try drowning him.
 
2006-08-25 02:04:51 PM  
shotsighted?
 
2006-08-25 02:05:08 PM  
i3.photobucket.com
 
2006-08-25 02:05:58 PM  
As sad as this story is, I can't get over this advertisement:

www.caledonianrecord.com

Is that a dog or the pet of the Antichrist?
 
2006-08-25 02:06:25 PM  
Fight Club?
 
2006-08-25 02:06:53 PM  
www.curiouschapbooks.com

"Wussy"
- R.
 
2006-08-25 02:07:18 PM  
tyler derdin has no comment
 
2006-08-25 02:08:44 PM  
The guy is farked up but you kind of have to admire his dedication for pulling the trigger the second time.

Pity he can't even do that right but still, that's hardcore.
 
2006-08-25 02:09:29 PM  
Sadly?

Why is this sad?

Suicide is the easy way out. For once, the jerkoff who went on a shooting spread will get to rot away in some dank, urine-soaked hell hole for the rest of his life.
 
TWX
2006-08-25 02:10:09 PM  
Hmmm... shot himself twice in the head and was still concious?

Makes me start to believe some of those multiple-shooting-multiple-stabbing "suicides" might actually be legitimate...
 
2006-08-25 02:10:44 PM  
Shot himself twice in the head and still talked to police? What a showoff.

==

I say anything he said to the police is inadmissible because even if they read him his Miranda, he was in no state to understand his rights.

Sorry, but we're going to have to let this guy walk.
 
2006-08-25 02:13:39 PM  
UberSmyth: Suicide is the easy way out. For once, the jerkoff who went on a shooting spread will get to rot away in some dank, urine-soaked hell hole for the rest of his life.

Or, you know, will be found "insane" and live on our tax dollars in a mental institution for the rest of his life.
 
2006-08-25 02:14:41 PM  
I went to school with a kid who committed suicide. Two .22 entry holes. Hated to seem him go, but admired his determination in a morbid way. I think we were in seventh or eighth grade when he did it.
 
RnR
2006-08-25 02:14:52 PM  
Sometimes the safest place to be is directly infront of the gun....
 
2006-08-25 02:15:39 PM  
What caliber did he use?
 
2006-08-25 02:16:30 PM  
I will never, ever, get tired of Headshot Guy.
 
2006-08-25 02:16:55 PM  
What a complete failure.
 
2006-08-25 02:17:01 PM  
Methinks the .25 or .32 has "struck" again.
 
2006-08-25 02:17:10 PM  
submitter: Sadly, he is alive and well

Maybe he'll suffer a slow death.....

It takes a frickin' coward to shoot up a school.
 
2006-08-25 02:17:45 PM  
This article sucks, Madasshatter said.
 
2006-08-25 02:17:55 PM  
Third time's the charm.

Seconded - uh, thirded.
 
2006-08-25 02:18:35 PM  
Dangit, strike-through doesn't work.
 
2006-08-25 02:20:09 PM  
WTF is going on in Vermont this week??
 
2006-08-25 02:23:57 PM  
Unsuccessful suicide = failing at failing.

-Maddox
 
2006-08-25 02:24:00 PM  
Alive, I'll give you. Well? Mmmmmmmm.... not so much.
 
2006-08-25 02:24:24 PM  
I don't think you have to be a coward to shoot up a school. I think the requirement is to be an asshole.
 
2006-08-25 02:24:28 PM  
Rasputin still wins. He was knifed, poisoned, shot thrice, clubbed, and thrown into a freezing river. His death caused by what? Drowning as he was trying to claw his way out of the ice.

As for our killer. I hope he has to learn to walk again while he is in PMITA prison.
 
2006-08-25 02:24:34 PM  
UberSmyth: Sadly?

Why is this sad?

Suicide is the easy way out. For once, the jerkoff who went on a shooting spread will get to rot away in some dank, urine-soaked hell hole for the rest of his life.



We prefer the term pee pee soaked heck hole!
 
2006-08-25 02:24:50 PM  
Obviously, he was dain bramaged before he shot himself in the head
 
2006-08-25 02:25:43 PM  
I've got a .45 GAP or 5.56mm NATO he can borrow if he needs a third hole...
 
2006-08-25 02:25:55 PM  
www.strk3.com
 
2006-08-25 02:26:26 PM  
ethnic mike: Rasputin still wins. He was knifed, poisoned, shot thrice, clubbed, and thrown into a freezing river. His death caused by what? Drowning as he was trying to claw his way out of the ice.

He was shot 4 times. But who's counting.
 
2006-08-25 02:27:45 PM  
Sir Charles: He was shot 4 times. But who's counting.


Rasputin probably was...

/just sayin'
 
2006-08-25 02:30:40 PM  
2006-08-25 02:09:29 PM UberSmyth


Sadly?

Why is this sad?

Suicide is the easy way out. For once, the jerkoff who went on a shooting spread will get to rot away in some dank, urine-soaked hell hole for the rest of his life.


there are children here today, so could you please change that to "pee-pee soaked heck hole"? thx!

rasputen was also castrated.
 
2006-08-25 02:32:54 PM  
damnit beaten!
 
2006-08-25 02:33:12 PM  
I raise you a columbine gun club with a:

http://store.grimdesign.net/images/columbine2.jpg
 
2006-08-25 02:33:33 PM  
schatzie: I don't think you have to be a coward to shoot up a school. I think the requirement is to be an asshole.

Nope. An asshole serves a useful purpose.

"I don't think you have to be a coward to shoot up a school. I think the requirement is to be the president of the United States."

There. I fixed it for you.
 
2006-08-25 02:35:16 PM  
Sir Charles

Right. Sorry.

/I nvr lernd too reed.
 
2006-08-25 02:35:35 PM  
"Please put your WHOLE head in front of the gun, thank you for calling."

/Denis Leary
 
2006-08-25 02:36:09 PM  
Question: What is the difference between a shooting spree and a shooting rampage?

Sprees sound more fun or is it just me?
Rampage sound you'll get dirty or something
 
2006-08-25 02:36:21 PM  
WTF is going on in Vermont this week??

Rednecks in volvos are driving around shooting nudists in parking lots, and then shooting themselves..

I think.
 
2006-08-25 02:36:40 PM  
upload.wikimedia.org
Not impressed.

/late
//slashies
 
2006-08-25 02:38:50 PM  
I don't think you have to be a coward to shoot up a school. I think the requirement is to be an asshole.

But you have to be in the Air Force to do it with any real pinache..

http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2004/11/04/national/main653804.shtml
 
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