I usually wait till it fills up my shoes

well, if you're gonna piss on his leg, you'd better stab him too

Yes... I do hate it when that happens.

who is lewis fighting now? i thought he retired.

The over-welming urge to call "some guy primping himself in the mirror in the can of a strip club" a total homo.

I think that after the guy started peeing on me I would be out of stabbing range in a couple of nanoseconds.

What's worse is when some guy tries to have a conversation with you while you're pissing.

Courtesy of b3ta's quote of the week question about vomit:
"My mate has a bit too much to drink. Starts running to the bog with his had over his mouth with a bit of puke squirting through his fingers.

He kicks the first cubical open and chucks up all over a guy that was having a shiat.

The guy was build like a brick shiat house. And my mate thinks that when he gets up he going to kick his arse. So he punches the dude having a shiat in the face, spliting his nose and runs out of the night club.

Leaving the guy with half a turd hanging out his arse coved in meaty sick and with farked up nose."

=+=

Think the man's thought process went anything like this?

I don't know, I can see an upside to it too.

Drakkenmaw: Courtesy of b3ta's quote of the week question about vomit:

It's surprisingly similar to a quote on bash.org, don't you think?

Didn't Randall have a name for a broken beer bottle?

Hey, some people pay good money for that kind of treatment.

clevershark: It's surprisingly similar to a quote on bash.org, don't you think?

I figured it was a semi-spread bar story from somewhere, but I just wanted to state that I'd obtained the story from elsewhere rather than continue on with the misrepresentation. The source I listed is the place I saw it.

No, I love that.

theronbo
At least I'm not the only one who that has happened too.
/*shivers*

Black people break the law? Surely you jest!

The Foggy Goggle, it does nothing!

clevershark

and the quote on bash.org is surprisingly close to a passage from irvine welsh's novel 'trainspotting'. bash.org is funny stuff, but none of it is original (out of the funny stuff, at least...)

nathan f

suck it biatch.

Worse....

Was in at a bar urinal and got that "eyes behind your head" feeling. Turned around, dude looks at me "Heh, I like to drink." Not thinking, I chuckled, "yeah, me too, har har...oh...shiat...uhm...uh...DUUUUUDE, NO."

"Playas wanna play, lovers wanna love, I don't even want none of the above...

I want to piss on you!"

I couldn't find a picture, so...


Creepy Guy: This your bush? You have a special bond with this bush?
Kumar: No, I just thought that...
Creepy Guy: You the king of the forest?
Kumar: I'm sorry?
Creepy Guy: What? Are you a farkin' tree-hugger? Is this your special bush?!
Kumar: Never mind. Forget it. I really don't feel like getting stabbed tonight.

Dad?

One time, in an elevator, I pissed on my friends
leg, it was minutes before he noticed. I asumed it was because of the temperature.
I thought it would be funny, it turns out, I was right.

obscure?

tinycow71:

We will never be friends

What's worse is when some guy tries to have a conversation with you while you're pissing.

I agree. My boss does this and it's awful.

He kicks the first cubical open and chucks up all over a guy that was having a shiat.

I will never take a dump in a bar.

Took a huge messy at a colliseum rock concert once. Had to leave that bathroom in a hurry because someone had left a drink cup in the commode and I wasn't about to remove it. So the guy who went into the stall next said "Hey...." but I was gone.

==

Either way, there are some bars where hitting the loo is iffy because no matter how badass you are, there's always someone trying to prove you're not.

Did he tell him it was raining?

"I knew we had to say goodbye...
When I felt that warmth against my thigh...
Is that you pissing on my leg?"

/Obscure?

"Amateur. When you can piss in a bloke's pocket, give me a call."

Some people just aren't properly socialized.

That's nothing, I usually try to chat with the poor performance anxiety stricken loser next to me. All it takes is a few sentences of conversation to keep them from peeing at all. They get all nervous and twitchy -- most seem to think you're staring at their tiny pee-pees or have some other bizarre issue that prevents them from peeing and talking at the same time...

/did you see that birdie Tiger just sank? Amazing!

That bar is 2 blocks from my apartment. And it sucks. I swear no one in there is over 19 years old. It's like a high school party. If I was forced to drink there, I'd probably stab someone too.

Foggy Goggle?

I bet there's some 'beauties' that frequent THAT place given the name.

If you watch the video, it states the VICTIM urinated on the ATTACKERS leg. Which doesn't excuse the attacker, but I understand his rage considering he was more than likely drunk.

"Ahhh dammit, man you're pissing on...OH GOD NO!!!"