Did he weigh the same as a duck?
It would've been a fair cop.

Ok, wow, the most annoying popup ad ever, how do I get rid of that?

charmed1782: Ok, wow, the most annoying popup ad ever, how do I get rid of that?

Adblock: http://manager.rovion.com/*

It's ads like that that make me want to stop using the intarwebs altogether. UGH.

/not bloody likely
//I can dream, can't I?

Submitter,
You, me, playground, 5 o'clock.

God, I can't wait for this meaningless farce to stop dominating the news.

I get nothing but Flash icons on that page.

(Which I won't enable)

Seems to be better than Snakesonaplane.com which has taken over Fark.com

A child molestor from a broken home? Never saw that one coming.

in my expert opinion this episode farked up mr. karr in a big way.

meanwhile, in iraq...

She tried to kill Gary Numan?

the most annoying popup ad ever

What is this "popup ad" of which you speak?

/happiness is Firefox with the "NoScript" extension

From TFA: "He met Adcock, an 18-year-old traveling evangelist from Lovejoy, Ga., and married her"

/Adcock
//Lovejoy
///no wonder he's farked in the head

BOO CREEPY DEAD-LITTLE-GIRL PEDOPHILE GROUPIE
HORAAY BBQ!
/ticket?

"From the time his mother tried to kill him -- he's been out-and-out paranoid that someone's going to try and kill him or take advantage of him,"........The mother of the suspect in JonBenet Ramsey's murder tried to kill him when he was only a baby

That's some memory there, buddy

Thus, farkers and farkettes, the origin of DIAF

Maybe she knew how he was going to turn out...

/the true prophets are always in the crazyhouse

Brings new meaning to the phrase "die in a fire", doesn't it?

I'm sure there'll be some nice men in da jail who'll be happy to finish the job.

Mmmmmm, hot pop up ad girl in business suit!!

/turn down annoying guy's voice
//fap fap fap fap fap
///This case is farking bizarre!!!

Speaking of Snakes on a Plane, this reminds of the time somebody fired up a chainsaw during a showing of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre.

And it burns, burns, burns...the ring of fire

BarkingPumpkin: She tried to kill Gary Numan?

Close.

FTA: "He needs a psychiatrist worse than anyone I've ever met in my life."

ah ah ah ah. Booties.

As long and detailed as that article is, I'm surprised it doesn't mention that he tried to deliver his twin girls at home, and with no help. Twins usually have difficult deliveries, so I have to wonder why he did that.

They died in childbirth.

John Karr's mother, Patricia Elaine Adcock "made a big round donut and put him in the middle of it," said George McCrary, 76, who said he has known Karr's father, Wexford Karr, for 40 years.

That wasn't trying to kill him -- that was giving birth to him!

My grandma once tried to kill me by making me waffles that weren't fully cooked. She just made me new ones though. RIP grandma!

This dude is farked up six ways to Sunday.

Total Morselization
And it burns, burns, burns...the ring of fire

Once heard a syndicated disc jockey make a parody commercial out of Ring of Fire. His name was Zippo from Dallas I think. The commercial was for hemmoroid cream.

More about Crazy Eddie the Confessor, who did not kill Jonbenet Ramsey.

Think about it: Why would this dude travel all the way from Hicksville, Alabama to Boulder, Colorado on Christmas day to sneak into the house of complete strangers and kill their daughter? In case you'd forgotten, nobody knew who Jonbenet was until she was killed. How would this guy even be aware of her existence? This whole thing is bogus, bogus, bogus.

/ not impressed

I really hate to be reminded of the Bush disaster of the day, but getting relentless frontpage updates on crap like this insane.

Bladel

Surely there were plenty of little girls in pageants down thar in Aluhbamuh un Geeorguh for him to latch onto. Why would he go all the way out to Colorado, ferchrissakes?

I'm sorry, but this whole deal stretches credibility far past the breaking point. There isn't even a shred of evidence this nut has ever set foot in the state of Colorado, at all.

For those of you who hate incredibly annoying Toyota ad -- and the other garbage on the page -- download Firefox. It eliminates it all and gives you the whole depressing story in a clean fashion.

If I didn't have to use IE for work, I wouldn't use it. It now takes 3 minutes to load a G-Mail or Wall Street Journal page, presumably because of the all of the ** cough, cough ** "security" fixes.

Lower your blood pressure ... save time ... use Firefox.

canyoneer: Well apparently he lived next door to her when she lived in Georgia. His handwritting is a close match to the random note. He had a stash of pedophile material. And his mother tried to kill him. The evidence is slowly tilting towards his guilt I would say.

So was his family from Pittsburgh? Why was the crazy broad's obit in The Post Gazette? Geeez, what a hotbed for whacko killers.

/Jeffrey Dahmer lived in Pittsburgh for a while

If your mother never tried to kill you you were a failure as a kid.

Wus.

Does anyone still think this guy did it? I think it's pretty obvious at this point he didn't. You can't 'accidentally' kill someone with a garrote and a blunt strike to the head. Autopsy didn't show drugs in her system, he said he drugged her. He wasn't in the state at the time, his ex-fiance says she was with him.

He studied the case like a madman and still can't get basic details consistent. he was in Thailand and was arrested for child porn charges, I'd want to come back here too...prisons over there HAVE to be worse than here.

It's almost always the case that the child molestor you want to skin alive as an adult was the little kid you're feeling compassionate towards now.

Don't know what to do with that information, but it's just the way it is.

MindStalker

Well, his ex says he was always home at Christmas, and he's never been placed in Colorado, ever. He also told some "psychic" in California five years ago that he killed Jonbenet, and said he was at a party at the place (never happened) and "hid in a closet."

ihatedumbpeople is right: This Bozo confessed to avoid doing hard time in a Thai prison, and he knows they'll never convict him on this rap. They'll never convict anybody on this rap because the crime scene was irretrievably f*cked up and contaminated through the massive incompetence of Boulder PD. Daddy kilt the little girl and he and Patsy sat up all night figuring out how to cover it up. It worked, too. Now Crazy Eddie the Confessor comes out of the blue to muddy the waters even more. I bet old John Ramsey is tickled pink.

OK, I really don't want to get sucked into this, but man, what a freakshow.

I just worry that this is still going to be big news in 6 months and he'll be on trial, etc even tho he's probably not the killa.

Maybe they'll even get Judge Ito to try it.

This news should start with an opening theme from a soap opera.