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(Post Star)   Thanks to an unusually hot and wet summer, a bumper crop of marijuana is expected in the Northeast   (poststar.com) divider line 142
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2006-08-22 08:56:21 AM
Cheers to submitter on the erotic headline.

Apparently a bumper crop refers to a particularly good harvest yielded for a particular crop.

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2006-08-22 08:56:22 AM
unless its been carefully bred, its not worth smoking though, the THC content is too low.
 
2006-08-22 08:56:43 AM
We'll have to start making pesto with dope then.
 
2006-08-22 08:56:56 AM
So prices are expected to fall, then? What's the average market speculation here?
 
2006-08-22 08:58:40 AM
Hopefully Vermont had a good year. The stickiest of the icky. Not that I do that stuff. *cough*
 
2006-08-22 08:59:29 AM
Drakkenmaw

So prices are expected to fall, then?

Not if Big Weed has anything to say about it. They control the prices and are notorious gougers.
 
2006-08-22 08:59:37 AM
The day pot prices fall is the day oil costs $200 per barrel.
 
rp.
2006-08-22 08:59:55 AM
Will the price of weed be affected by the announcement of Brooke Burke's pregnancy? Or will that only affect oil?
 
2006-08-22 09:00:24 AM
The Pot is God's way of showing us he knows his shiat.
 
2006-08-22 09:00:36 AM
Lady J: We'll have to start making pesto with dope then.

Spagetti night just became my favourite of the week.
 
2006-08-22 09:02:08 AM
unless its been carefully bred, its not worth smoking though, the THC content is too low.

you sir are a farking moron.
 
2006-08-22 09:02:08 AM
I wish I could have been at the senate committee meetings before they passed anti-drug legislation.

"So... how do you expect to eliminate what is essentially a weed that can grow just about anywhere again senator?"
 
2006-08-22 09:02:57 AM
Easy people with all your questions about pot prices you confused a bunch of hippies and almost crashed the international marijuana market.
 
2006-08-22 09:03:02 AM
However, the ongoing military actions in the Middle East, and specifically the resulting lack of qualified helicopter pilots, have prevented the Washington County Sheriff's Department from taking to the air in recent years.

and like that, every hippie from here to vermont has changed his stance on the war....
 
2006-08-22 09:03:30 AM
/excited
//been getting the green shiat from saratoga county for almost a decade
 
2006-08-22 09:03:45 AM
Only 5 minutes up and the link is already farked. Good work, stoneroos.
 
2006-08-22 09:03:48 AM
"I wish I could have been at the senate committee meetings before they passed anti-drug legislation.

"So... how do you expect to eliminate what is essentially a weed that can grow just about anywhere again senator?"

His answer: We don't expect to. We expect to make boatloads of cash off of the poor saps we catch using and growing it.
 
2006-08-22 09:06:12 AM
sigdiamond2000: Not if Big Weed has anything to say about it. They control the prices and are notorious gougers.

Are we gonna get any sort of regulation soon? I am tired of Big Weed controlling the market purely on speculation! We need some sort of control, you know to protect the consumers....
 
2006-08-22 09:06:57 AM
Huzzah!!
 
2006-08-22 09:07:36 AM
HotWingConspiracy: His answer: We don't expect to. We expect to make boatloads of cash off of the poor saps we catch using and growing it.

"Well how do we convince the public?"

"I know... blame the mexicans!"
 
moy
2006-08-22 09:08:07 AM
talk about news you can use.
 
2006-08-22 09:08:34 AM
LineNoise [TotalFark]

However, the ongoing military actions in the Middle East, and specifically the resulting lack of qualified helicopter pilots, have prevented the Washington County Sheriff's Department from taking to the air in recent years.

and like that, every hippie from here to vermont has changed his stance on the war....


Well played. You should do PR work.
 
2006-08-22 09:09:08 AM
HotWingConspiracy: "I wish I could have been at the senate committee meetings before they passed anti-drug legislation.

"So... how do you expect to eliminate what is essentially a weed that can grow just about anywhere again senator?"

His answer: We don't expect to. We expect to make boatloads of cash off of the poor saps we catch using and growing it.


Actually, I believe the main argument for the Marijuana Tax Stamp Act was that it gave the government an excuse to lock up brown people.

/The more you know...
 
2006-08-22 09:10:45 AM
KentuckyBob:"The Pot is God's way of showing us he knows his shiat."

Feh. Keep your imaginary, hateful god away from my very real, delicious marijuana. :)
 
2006-08-22 09:11:08 AM
Dude, follow that helicopter!
 
2006-08-22 09:11:33 AM
hmm...where does one invest in dope futures.


/someone needs to start a black market composite
 
2006-08-22 09:12:36 AM
Based on the keen observation of LineNoise, I blame Bush.
 
2006-08-22 09:12:53 AM
Yayyyy!

/lives in Saratoge County.
//Knows lots of people in Washington County
///Did I say Yayyyy already?
 
2006-08-22 09:12:58 AM
S&P 420?

/got nothing
 
2006-08-22 09:13:19 AM
shouldn't this call for the "spiffy" tag?
 
2006-08-22 09:14:17 AM
jak1357
you sir are a farking moron.


No. He's a connoiseur. Who only smokes the finest herbs, hand picked by virgins from the banks of lake Titicaca.

sigdiamond2000

Not if Big Weed has anything to say about it. They control the prices and are notorious gougers.



Well played, good Sir, Well played.
/First laugh O'The morning
 
2006-08-22 09:14:26 AM
Woo hoo!!!! Hoping the "trickle down effect" trickles down to Connecticut.
 
2006-08-22 09:15:11 AM
"unless its been carefully bred, its not worth smoking though, the THC content is too low."


farking moran
 
2006-08-22 09:15:15 AM
shouldn't this call for the "spiffy" tag?

We need a spliffy tag.
 
2006-08-22 09:18:14 AM
Reality is for people who can't handle weed.
 
2006-08-22 09:19:00 AM
This is excellent news.
 
2006-08-22 09:21:34 AM
So that's where all the wet went.

\Not a euphemism
 
2006-08-22 09:22:37 AM
Quick build more "Freedom Camps(tm)"!!!!!
 
2006-08-22 09:28:27 AM
GWSuperfan: Actually, I believe the main argument for the Marijuana Tax Stamp Act was that it gave the government an excuse to lock up brown people.

Odd how when you remove the guilded covering and rose colored glasses our history revolves around making brown people suffer.

All those years of the dark ages musta pissed us whities off something awful.
 
2006-08-22 09:28:30 AM
I do believe ***GWSuperfan*** is correct when he said 'Actually, I believe the main argument for the Marijuana Tax Stamp Act was that it gave the government an excuse to lock up brown people,' especially after having read 'The Marijuana Conviction,' which is available again on half.com for under $14, inc. s/h.

http://product.half.ebay.com/_W0QQprZ994447QQcpidZ1442757

/written by two U of Virginia law professors
//the more you know
///they MUST keep the war against pot going because otherwise, the DEA would crumble.
////and they like their prisons stuffed with non-violent offenders.
//reprint from 1972, as well.
 
2006-08-22 09:31:05 AM
Oddly enough, I watched "Reefer Madness" last night, and one of the questions the law enforers had was "how are you going to control something that grows wild in every state." Boy, they must of used a ton of it on the movie, 'cause they were smoking it like crazy. BTW, it is a wierd movie.
 
2006-08-22 09:33:21 AM
oldernell I think Reefer Madness is a riot - especially if you watch it stoned.
 
2006-08-22 09:35:05 AM
mekkab, you owe my work a new flatpanel and keyboard...

they really shouldnt let me eat and work at the same time

/wishes my g/f didnt think the devil weed was 'immature'
 
2006-08-22 09:36:38 AM
2006-08-22 09:02:08 AM jak1357
MorningBreath:
unless its been carefully bred, its not worth smoking though, the THC content is too low.

you sir are a farking moron.


I'm glad someone else caught that.

Now about this bumber crop... Where exactly might I find this?
 
2006-08-22 09:43:48 AM
I love me the black mans plant, I also love me this news as I am in the north east and am in the middle of having a nervous breakdown watching the sox collapse.

/Ever try watching Gremlins 2?
//Ever try watching Gremlins 2 on weed?
 
2006-08-22 09:44:30 AM
Sucks to be yall!

/Amsterdam
 
2006-08-22 09:45:55 AM
jak1357: i had a wifey that thought the same thing.

my response: WAAAAAH..but i like it...WAAAAH!
 
2006-08-22 09:47:12 AM
MorningBreath: unless its been carefully bred, its not worth smoking though, the THC content is too low.

Did the concept of baking never occur to you? Just 'cause you wound up with some schwag is no reason to let it go to waste.

/Waste not, want not
//Pass me a brownie
 
2006-08-22 09:48:06 AM
"where does one invest in dope futures"

The White House?

/try the veal
 
2006-08-22 09:48:30 AM
MorningBreath:
unless its been carefully bred, its not worth smoking though, the THC content is too low.

you sir are a farking moron.

I'm glad someone else caught that.

I'll take the shiatiest seed you have, plant it, keep males away, and end up with something 100x's better than what the seed came from....thats not breeding, that's keeping thc from going into seed production.

\you only THINK you smoke mj
 
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