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		When your girlfriend dumps you, you should a) kill her mother, b) kill her dog, c) build a shrine of her underwear, d) all of the above? (cnn.com)		88
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MisterTweak		2006-08-18 09:04:18 PM

Prosecutors said Carrenard stabbed Labidou 25 times in her home before turning the knife on her Chihuahua, Foo Foo.

Queiro Medic!

facework		2006-08-18 09:06:34 PM

"Queiro Medic!"

Ha ha ha. Your wit is sharp tonight, MisterTweak.

Foo Foo, eh? Poor dog.

I forget what eight was for		2006-08-18 09:19:22 PM

facework: Foo Foo, eh? Poor dog.

Are you f*cking kidding me?

He quotes a line from the story where an entirely innocent person gets knifed more than two dozen times...and you say "poor dog".

You are precisely why I hate people. Well, you and the voodoo guy.

facework		2006-08-18 09:28:40 PM

Sheesh, Mr. I Forget Why I'm So Angry, I was chuckling, perhaps inappropriately, at the dog's DUMB name.

Obviously it's horrible when some psycho springs a gasket and stabs people to death!

MisterTweak		2006-08-18 09:37:44 PM

*scribbles note to have I forget what eight was for's prozac drip increased to 20mg*

Clearly a tragedy all around. You have to assume that mental illness was a major factor here. Not just the name of the dog, either - that whole stabbing thing was pretty messed up, too.

HotLonelyTeenageGirl		2006-08-18 09:40:44 PM

I forget what eight was for: You are precisely why I hate people. Well, you and the voodoo guy.

Hey, so, that's a pretty reasonable reaction, huh?

I forget what eight was for		2006-08-18 09:51:17 PM

Jeebus, three hundred post in the last 15 days. Every last one of them hilarious, insightful or hilariously insightful. I have one momentary rant and the bastard goes green.

Typical.

dewars-rocks		2006-08-18 10:04:42 PM

What was this thread about?

EconAtheist		2006-08-18 10:14:50 PM

LOL

Thou hast been besquirted by the Mods, I forget what eight was for.

/feels your pain
//still laughing at your expense

5000_gallons_of_toothpaste		2006-08-18 10:32:44 PM

I usually build the shrine of undies by the second date.

AirForceVet		2006-08-18 11:26:27 PM

What did he use for the shrine's candles? Tampons?

BXRWXR		2006-08-19 12:24:09 AM

"Police found a shrine in his apartment made of MacDaly's underwear and one of his socks tied together with a vine."

Sometimes the hilarity writes itself.

/Voting Enabled?

Mister Peejay		2006-08-19 12:26:10 AM

He should have just thrown the dog to the python...

(whited-out for SoaP spoilers)

kb7rky		2006-08-19 12:28:24 AM

Did anyone else see the "Know Your Enemy" flash advertisement on the right of TFA?

Why is it of bin Laden, instead of Bush?

/just askin'

Wobambo		2006-08-19 12:28:40 AM

I forget what eight was for: Jeebus, three hundred post in the last 15 days. Every last one of them hilarious, insightful or hilariously insightful. I have one momentary rant and the bastard goes green.

Typical

Am I the first liter to laugh at your expense?

/oh, please, oh, please, oh, please. . .

swahnhennessy		2006-08-19 12:29:46 AM

Does she have to dump you before you do a,b and c? I might have made a faux pas.

Donald_McRonald		2006-08-19 12:29:46 AM

Say what you want about voodoo, but it certainly made Weekend at Bernie's 2 enjoyable.

Bon_Scott		2006-08-19 12:29:52 AM

Prosecutors said Carrenard stabbed Labidou 25 times in her home before turning the knife on her Chihuahua, Foo Foo.

I say off with his head, after about 25 excruciatingly painful cuts...

Tegro		2006-08-19 12:30:00 AM

Dumbass tag trumps scary trumps sick trumps strange trumps obvious?

BXRWXR		2006-08-19 12:32:50 AM

swahnhennessy: Does she have to dump you before you do a,b and c? I might have made a faux pas.

Stalking is a mitigating factor in those situations.

Detour		2006-08-19 12:33:11 AM

Wow! Karr has nothing on this guy.

Wobambo		2006-08-19 12:33:16 AM

kb7rky: Did anyone else see the "Know Your Enemy" flash advertisement on the right of TFA?

Why is it of bin Laden, instead of Bush?

/just askin'

Sadly, I know of people who would ask this exact same question in all seriousness.

amrust		2006-08-19 12:35:37 AM

Oh, come on, you bunch of prudes.

What's a harmless little underwear shrine, between ex-lovers?

Wobambo		2006-08-19 12:36:00 AM

To be on topic. . . if I was this guy, I would have turned the knife on the chihuahua before. Not because she would have to watch it, but because then I wouldn't have to put up with that yappity-yap-yap while doing her in.

/c'mon, fellas, you all agree with me. . .

hexane		2006-08-19 12:36:51 AM

When he'd seen what he had done he gave Foo Foo 41.

BXRWXR		2006-08-19 12:37:49 AM

For the dog? A hammer would have been more satisfying.

Dear Jerk		2006-08-19 12:40:46 AM

09:51:17 PMI forget what eight was for
Jeebus, three hundred post in the last 15 days. Every last one of them hilarious, insightful or hilariously insightful. I have one momentary rant and the bastard goes green.

I guess yours is the greatest tragedy here. Nevermind that some poor dog got killed.

IYY		2006-08-19 12:40:58 AM

Headline rules.

CavemanCometh		2006-08-19 12:41:14 AM

That's hawt!

/nuthin'

khatores		2006-08-19 12:42:56 AM

Pierre Carrenard was sentenced to consecutive terms of 25 years to life for killing the woman, two years for killing the dog and one year for assaulting the 16-year-old girl on August 9, 2005, prosecutor Charles Hynes said.

Uhhh...two years for killing a dog, but only a year for slashing a 16 year old in the face?

/he's going to Hell
//Voodoo Hell
///Zulu Voodoo Hell
////Rwanda

BillSPreston		2006-08-19 12:43:27 AM

True love makes you do crazy things. I once paid for this chick's cab fare home. I know its not the same thing, but I can understand where he was coming from.

Wobambo		2006-08-19 12:46:38 AM

khatores: Uhhh...two years for killing a dog, but only a year for slashing a 16 year old in the face?

Yeah, but think about the poor dog. It got killed. The poor, fuzzy, cute little animal.

lazyguy		2006-08-19 12:47:54 AM

ftfa He then fled to Florida.

why does everyone have to come to florida...

and you people wonder why we get our own tag, its all your fault

*points finger at the crazy people*

/haitins are horrible drivers
//atleast the ones in south florida are

BXRWXR		2006-08-19 12:48:03 AM

BillSPreston: True love makes you do crazy things. I once paid for this chick's cab fare home. I know its not the same thing, but I can understand where he was coming from.

A tip o' the hat to you sir!

Bon_Scott		2006-08-19 12:48:35 AM

BillSPreston: True love makes you do crazy things.

www.videodrome.org

BXRWXR		2006-08-19 12:53:06 AM

I wonder how much hate mail FARK gets over bandwidth issues.

Purple Cow		2006-08-19 12:58:07 AM

noah's_fark		2006-08-19 01:00:00 AM

I thought the answer was e. slash her cousin.

chimp2pimp		2006-08-19 01:01:01 AM

This is one of those stories where sane people will recoil in horror and then some moron will defend the actions of the walking pile of excrement saying that its a matter of
some cultural misunderstanding...I DO NOT uphold the majority "culture" here over others but for the love of god
people...can we call a freaking idiot pursuing some supernatural fantasy from some utterly retarded backwater
dipshiat "culture" what it is for once?

Voodoo? Please all of you voudoun beleivers...drink some chicken blood and die and leave us would-be human beings alone...

BillSPreston		2006-08-19 01:04:33 AM

Bon_Scott
That would be twoo wuv.

BXRWXR
Tip back at ya. My sense of humor is always improved by working on Friday night instead of going out.

The Voice of Doom		2006-08-19 01:04:52 AM

America's most wanted has pics - including one of the dog.

autkm		2006-08-19 01:05:29 AM

Without reading the article. I'm guessing D or perhaps E, all of the above and then some.

Purple Cow		2006-08-19 01:13:21 AM

chimp2pimp Voodoo? Please all of you voudoun beleivers...drink some chicken blood and die and leave us would-be human beings alone...

...and another moran shows just how little he knows about a misunderstood religion. Typical. Do you believe everything the movies tell you?

/it's called reading
//or at least Googleing

Somacandra		2006-08-19 01:14:43 AM

chimp2pimp

This is one of those stories where sane people will recoil in horror and then some moron will defend the actions of the walking pile of excrement saying that its a matter of
some cultural misunderstanding...

So an anti-religion nutcase and a straw man argument walk into a bar.

And the bartender says, hey man, why can't you be content with assigning responsability with the particular asswipe who did the crime, rather than trotting out some 'cultural evolution' racist bullshiat on an entire culture?

And the nutcase says 'because I'm an asshat and I can do this from the safety of my position in life.'

And for your information, Vodoun practitioners don't drink blood of animal sacrifices. The blood is drained and the meat is cooked for a feast in the deity's honor.

And I'll think of you the next time I see a 'Jeffrey Dahmer' story and think--goddamn why are white people so wack?

RancidOne		2006-08-19 01:15:25 AM

What's the deal with those little arm rats anyway? Christ, they're everywhere.

t25bimmer		2006-08-19 01:16:50 AM

300 post in 15 days for "I forget what eight was for" Wow. Thats is 20 a day, amazing. A post almost every hour for half a month. I love fark too, but dude get a woman, or a job. Sorry to rag but im just finished working; 18hrs straight, building houses for low income families. So to see someone waste there life, and there time posting insignificant bull; I have an obligation to say to you: do something more productive than responding to blogs every 43 minutes, that is if you sleep 8hrs a day, for 15 straight consecutive days!

BXRWXR		2006-08-19 01:17:04 AM

RancidOne: What's the deal with those little arm rats anyway? Christ, they're everywhere.

It's the new AssFad.

NubianzWithAttitude		2006-08-19 01:17:28 AM

He's a fountain of misplaced rage.

BXRWXR		2006-08-19 01:18:20 AM

t25bimmer: 300 post in 15 days for "I forget what eight was for" Wow. Thats is 20 a day, amazing. A post almost every hour for half a month. I love fark too, but dude get a woman, or a job. Sorry to rag but im just finished working; 18hrs straight, building houses for low income families. So to see someone waste there life, and there time posting insignificant bull; I have an obligation to say to you: do something more productive than responding to blogs every 43 minutes, that is if you sleep 8hrs a day, for 15 straight consecutive days!

I hope you can appreciate the irony here.

/It's like Rai-i-ain...

LPBailey		2006-08-19 01:22:32 AM

I did pretty much the same thing when one of my ex-girlfirends broke up with me.

The only differences are I decided to get my revenge by no longer going out with her on dates and never seeing her again.

So far my plan has worked perfectly and we've lived relatively normal but completely separate lives ever since.

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