*nods to submitter*
That'll do, Smitty. That'll do.

Heh, heh. Niiiiice.

Someone sounds jealous....

Congrats, kid. Oh, and too bad about never getting laid.

His name ain't Jed Bartlet, is it?

submitter: Kansas teen records perfect scores on both SAT and ACT, then resumes lifetime of never scoring again

Yes, because when you make as much money as he has the potential to do, it's really hard to find some quality trim.

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I hope he decides to pursue his degree at a far better school than some no-name Catholic college. Pretty much any college will take him now, and pay him to go there.

I got a 1590.

I then went looking for a job, 5 interviews, the first question of every interview was:

"What one did you get wrong?"

Good for him.

Pfft I bet he cheated

I guess I'm not well informed on what constitutes a "sick" title.

The only sick thing about this is the money he's going to make and the women he's going to have falling over themselves to get him.

Lucky bastard.

flyover state

/From Kansas, originally
//Went to school before evolution ban
///Didn't ace either test
////Think slashies make me more accepted

blindeye01

Did you not go to college? What kind of job asks you for your SAT?

here's the smart dude, complete with virgin Mary in the background (source of his super powers). More power to him.

http://www.kansas.com/mld/eagle/living/education/15292499.htm

a perfect candidate for the Edmonton Oiler
power play!

He took the ACT three times and studied for the SAT? What a farking tool. I got a 32 on my first and only try and I didn't study at all. So his accomplishment is no big deal.

/good use of the sick tag, tho

Kudos to him.

Geek is the new cool.

He did score perfectly on his SAT, very good. However, it took several tries for him to get a perfect score on his ACT. The first time he took it he got a 32, which some would compare to a 1400-1450 on the older SAT IIRC.

Great job, but the kid is not a messiah. Give a smart person 3 or 4 cracks at a test and maybe they could hit a perfect score, or get pretty damn close.

He figured out the answer key, he cracked the ACT and SAT codes.

Quick1: submitter: Kansas teen records perfect scores on both SAT and ACT, then resumes lifetime of never scoring again

Yes, because when you make as much money as he has the potential to do, it's really hard to find some quality trim.

Potential, yes. Too bad most all kids who get perfect standardized testing scores never do anything that amounts to a large amount of money. Most become teachers or some form of low-paying, dogooder job...where you never get laid.

How is this news/Farkworthy? The admissions office at Harvard made it clear to me that they could fill their entire incoming class every year with students who get perfect scores. I had two kids in my class w/ perfect scores (at least on the SAT, not so sure about ACT). Its not all that uncommon.

No evolution questions? Or maybe he got them all right along with intelligent design questions.

and I'd like to dispel the notion that people that test well (IQ) are good at landing babes (EQ) and are destined to many the bucks (drive/greed/focus).

Not really impressive or terribly difficult to do. Might be rare since people with perfect SAT's dont take the ACT often.

Kansas tag in 3....2...

Bacontastesgood

I was still in HS when I went job hunting, ended up working at an architectural firm over the summer, great job. I am going to UMich this fall, MIT rejected me though, 97 avg, but its their loss.

Standardized tests are a good measure of one's ability to take standardized tests.

Quick1
Yes, because when you make as much money as he has the potential to do, it's really hard to find some quality trim.

Just so you know, a study conducted by Thomas J. Stanley showed that the average SAT score of a millionaire is between 1100 and 1190.

vvags

I agree, I scored quite well on my ACT, which I only took once...and now I am a teacher.

/low-paid (Iowa)
//do-gooder (maybe)
///never get laid (married)

That kid looks exactly like his brother. Hopefully he has more people skills.

/went to Bishop carroll

marzipanic: here's the smart dude, complete with virgin Mary in the background (source of his super powers). More power to him.

Is that the reincarnated John Denver? It's a miracle!

BillSPreston

It's not news. . . It's fark. And this is the thread where everyone types their penis sizeSAT scores. The article is just to set the bar.

/790 math GRE
/grower, not a shower

vvags: Most become teachers or some form of low-paying, dogooder job...where you never get laid.

Teachers don't get laid? You obviously don't read too many Fark articles.

marzipanic: [V]irgin Mary in the background (source of his super powers).

Quality.


Is it creepy that Jesus has a package?

BillSPreston Its not all that uncommon.

So by that reasoning, 300 out of 1.5 million is not common. Do tell me about some common places where I can mine for diamonds, dig for oil and find buried treasure. That stuff must be everywhere!

Hilary

you magnificent bastard - I was staring at that dude trying to figure out who he looked like. you, sir, earned a perfect score on the FGWFCSSDLL exam

JerseyTim

Voboril participates in Science Olympiad, Scholars Bowl and debate at Bishop Carroll, .

We knew he wasn't a product of the public school system didn't we.

So we have Pam, Bob, Millie and Katie. Jakub?

He looks like a nice kid. Hope he does well for himself.

And he probably could get himself laid. Females of this species looking to maximize the intelligence of their offspring would choose to mate with him. He probably just needs to get over his catholic hang ups (which I assume he has after seeing the above picture) so he can become a studman.

freaky . . .

There's a lot more in that family actually.

His bro that I knew was Thomas.

its a big catholic family though..

/possibly not appropriate use of HA! HA! guy
//it felt so right

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIIIIIIIIIIGGHHHH!~!!!11!

Score 1080 I believe. Heh. My college wouldn't accept me nowadays. But I design video games for a living... can't complain.

ambiguousmathman Just so you know, a study conducted by Thomas J. Stanley showed that the average SAT score of a millionaire is between 1100 and 1190..

Yah, and billionares a few hundred points higher.