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		Jogging for freedom: Three-hour charity obstacle course run includes the traditional handcuffed run through dense brush. New features this year include hiding from a helicopter and dodging the dog (heraldtribune.com)		18
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hillary		2006-08-17 08:03:46 AM

Egoy		2006-08-17 08:21:37 AM

I love how the schools react in this story. It seems a bit like overraction to me.

NikolaiFarkoff		2006-08-17 08:59:57 AM

I sponsored him on behalf of the taxpayers of America. We're a nonprofit group that gives 20% of our income to social servants.

hillary		2006-08-17 09:06:46 AM

Mug shot goodness should be available on the August 16 arrest list from the Sheriff's Office sometime later today.

Evil Cat		2006-08-17 09:49:37 AM

yet another reason to hate dogs

Detour		2006-08-17 09:53:55 AM

Run Forrest, run!

Dave_te85		2006-08-17 09:57:35 AM

Brilliant waste of resources on a man who had a revoked license and a child custody violation. I'm waiting to see a multi-state manhunt for parking violations.

/wait, there's a knock at my front door...

AfroX		2006-08-17 09:58:21 AM

The schools went into lockdown over guy whose crime against humanity was driving on a revoked license? Holy Overeaction Batman!

SueDisco		2006-08-17 10:00:02 AM

In related news, is anyone else super-excited for the second season of "Prison Break?"

hillary		2006-08-17 10:01:36 AM

Mug shot goodness -- Michael Stewart, the Revoked Runner.

//renewing my license today -- I live four blocks from that same police station
///they'll never take me alive

wickedMule		2006-08-17 10:02:56 AM

OK I read that headline "3-hour chastity obstacle course"
/more coffee for me

chaddsfarkprefect		2006-08-17 10:07:41 AM

TFA: "... notify thousands of Venice-area parents of the incident through a telephone alert system."

Interesting. I wonder how many communities use this, and to what affect? What if a few kew parents were at soccer practice or running from coppers?

fjnorton		2006-08-17 10:10:34 AM

Yeah, I did a handcuffed run for freedom one time on a drunken bender. Boy did I ever get a beatdown from the PD. Those were the times....

Wobambo		2006-08-17 10:17:17 AM

Am I the only one that read the headline and thought cool? I thought there was some kind of crazy-assed, actual charity race themed after the Fugitive or something. Then I was very disappointed the article was just about a retard that ran because of an expired license.

silent-bob		2006-08-17 10:19:49 AM

"I believe it's jogging or yogging. it might be a soft j. I'm not sure..."

PigPen603		2006-08-17 10:29:55 AM

What we've got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach, so you get what we had here last week which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. And I don't like it any more than you men.

PigPen603		2006-08-17 10:37:14 AM

You run one time, you got yourself a set of chains. You run twice you got yourself two sets. You ain't gonna need no third set, 'cause you gonna get your mind right.

cettin		2006-08-17 01:03:21 PM

Egoy
I love how the schools react in this story. It seems a bit like overraction to me.

What would they have done if someone had brought mercury to school? You can evacuate and lockdown at the same time,
Head's will asplode.

/like the headline
//stuck the landing
///5.8

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