Heh, nice turn of phrase, subby

i enjoy. props sub

if there's been a wrong, the course of action should be to right tit

Now Harry should get to work on getting James Hewitt to apologize for fraking Princess Diana 9 months before Harry was born.....

/ not impressed
// has no idea what its terminal velocity is

Tits always good to keep abreast of these situations...

No British royalty thread is complete without a picture of Prince Charles and his noble steed!

golf clap submitter

That tit is now fifth in line for the crown.

bullocks to rightwing murdoch rubbish.

THE Sun newspaper has been forced to apologise to Prince Harry after accusing the 21-year-old of cheating on his Zimbabwean girlfriend with the right breast of a blonde, aspiring television presenter.

So when they went out, did he just talk to her right boob or what.

/cheap date IMHO

Um, why is everybody fellating the smitty when that is the actual headline of TFA?

morans

Yes, let's all congratulate submitter for his uncanny cut & paste skills.

Bravo ol' chap!

When is the Sun going to publish a picture of Harry with his hand in her pussy? Then we can post pictures of cute kitties to the thread.

Alyna_jf: The person who wrote that article should "apologise" for their bad spelling.


You're killin' me, Smalls.

/dictionary.com

"The person who wrote that article should "apologise" for their bad spelling."

That's a British spelling of the word.

That's a British spelling of the word.

That's the correct spelling of the word.

After looking at the pic at least 30 times, I still think its a blow up doll.

They're both right:
http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/apologize

I'm still trying to figure out what a "right slapper" means. Anyone know?

//California
//Uber Alles

I love the British press. You can use actual obsenities in quotes (and headlines) and write the t-word without your editor having a heart attack.

/moving to UK to write.

"enviably contoured orb" ... I like that phrase. I think I'll use that to compliment my wife tonight.

Thats a right enviably contored (pair of) orbs you've got there, love!

I wouldn't mind some Swedish Royalty tit!

/slapper = loose woman

The fun-loving Prince was pictured on The Sun's front page on Tuesday, squeezing the enviably contoured orb of Miss Natalie Pinkman

orb. orb orb orb.

Bondith

Not according to the OED.

The fun-loving Prince was pictured on The Sun's front page on Tuesday, squeezing the enviably contoured orb of Miss Natalie Pinkman

she never said she was a role model.

wait, what?

Pinkman, or Pinkham?

Is this the same chick who does the poker shows?

Weird, I did a GIS for Natalie Pinkman and even a web search but nothing came up. I thought there would be something at least for an, "aspiring television presenter."

Prince Harry rox! I look forward to many more Fark headlines from him. He should've been Pierce Brosnan's replacement for the new Bond movie.

JEKA!

Prince Harry is dating a black chick?! I bet his mom isn't too happy about that.

I went to university with the journalist who wrote this! (hi, Annabel!)

Actually, she is white.

Chelsy and Harry

Slapper is an AU/NZ slang term for an easy girl. Quite fun to use!

But is she wearing a Tigers hat?

Wow. Not only did they lie about when and where the pictures were taken, they had stolen them too.

AuntNotAnt

Not according to the OED.

Because it's up to dictionaries to choose what the correct spelling of a word is. What?

/The ratio of -ise to -ize usage in the UK is about 3:2, according to the British National Corpus.
//The Unabridged Oxford English Dictionary contains references to -ise words, even though they do not accept them as correct spellings. Other British English dictionaries tend to copy the OED, but list -ise as alternatives.
///Etymologically speaking, -ize is correct (taken from the Greek/Latin). However, -ise has always been more popular in the UK. Many argue that the OED is wrong to omit -ise just because it's etymologically wrong.
////Most British publishing houses, newspapers, etc. insist on -ise.
//The British Government's official spelling is -ise.
//-ise is derived from the French. So perhaps we should abandon it after all.

You mean a Starbord tit.

(See Seattle Bomb thread above)

well i guess the 'ize' have it.

Lilbastardo,

Nice semi-obscure reference. Let's go help Benny pickle The Beast.