I think I just threw up a little. This country is going to the fats, literally.

"Sorry about your small penis, fatty"

And the terrorists, they hate us, because of our freedom.

Excellent headline.

/that's all i got

No, it's because young black dudes like Hummers and eat at McDonalds. Am I wrong?

It's called niche marketing.

Mr. Clarence Butterworth


Escalades. Young black guys like Escalades

My bad. Never good with trends. Myself, I prefer hummers(small H) and Wendy's or KFC.

What's the problem? I took my son to McDonald's on Friday and he's been playing with that little toy Hummer every day. It has a little hook-and-winch thing on the front, so it can climb up the sofa or pull other toys along. It's a pretty cool little toy. Yes, we eat at McDonald's occasionally and no, we're not fat. If I knew how to post a pic, I'd do it.

Is it me or do you feel an overwhelming urge to cock punch the guy in the new hummer ads?

Yeah, kinda funny that so many drive-thru lanes are too narrow for Hummers, and that Johnny Hummer Littledick can't see over the dash enough to steer it through.

I like hummers. Why am I obnoxious?

They should be giving out chocolate hummers for the toy, I'll bet infantry would like that.

i can't wait to buy my Hummer.
thinking i want the space.. and if it pisses off farkers.. i'm all for it.
and i'm gonna way my little dick in your genital direction as i run you off the road.

McDonald's is now serving up Hummers and Special Sauce? Think I'll go to Burger King.

oi....

/got nuthin
//cept WTF!

"I bought my Hummer because I have a small penis. It doesn't really matter though--I eat so much fast food I haven't seen my peener in 18 years."

The only Hummer used in my vocabulary is not a vehicle. I would not be caught farking dead in one of those ugly things.

Adolescent boys like to play with toy trucks.

Great headline. +1.

Seen those new hummer commercials? Message: If you're a total doormat or a tofu-eating wanker, buy an H3 and everyone will think you've got a pair. Bah.

Love the new Hummer ads.

I'm glad that Hummer has manned up and admitted that people buy them purely as ego crutches.

I posted a link about a suburban chicago woman who was "chased and attacked" by a squirrel in an outdoor mall. She fell while trying to flee and is SUING the outdoor mall for allowing squirrels on the property.

AND THIS is the type of shiat that gets greenlit? WTF.

eh, not that i care, but :
Free Hummer with Supersize!

THAAAAAANKSS!!

I think the DB admin over at www.ronaldmchummer.com needs to learn what the fark they're doing, and use a real database while they're at it.

Ronald McDonald got a hummer?

/DNRTFA

Walker:Name 2 companies that won't be around in 20 years due to people eating healthier and not driving giant SUV's due to high gas prices.

McDonalds will never go under like that, as the pace of life shows no sign of slowing down, and fast-food fills a critical niche. They may change dramatically (Chipotle), but they're too big and too adaptable to go under.

Hummer too will likely stay in business for a long time, if only due to their military contracts. I wouldn't bet on the civilian market though, at least outside of a very small niche catering to ranchers and others who actually need such a vehicle.

When the hooker connects battery terminals to your sack when she is blowing you would that be considered a hybrid hummer?

SuckItTrebek
Go for the Dodge Ram with the Viper engine instead. It's huge, very comfy AND had tons of space. I was trying to talk my girl in to buying one when she was in the market, but she went with a little Tacoma instead. :-(

I'm going the opposite direction. I'm picking up my new scooter Friday night and selling my Protege.

Granted, I won't be able to haul lumber (unless I rent a truck from Lowes), but I will be getting 90mpg, and won't be missing out on anything for the 95% of trips I make where it's me and one bag of groceries.

\Chicks dig guys with scooters
\\Cause they realize they don't have to compensate for anything

i have to believe that both will eventually give you a small weiner.

submitter
for those who'd rather not have to choose between being fat and being obnoxious

C'mon on now, Americans: Have we ever had to choose?

/I keed
//love my country

How many soldiers has your gas guzzler sent to war today? (Are you loving that?)

The Icelander

Yea, they love to be taken to dinner on a cold rainy night, on a scooter.

/unoriginal thinker

SuckitTrebek

dodge trucks= horribly constructed interiors, no features, bad track record, rate last in most comparison tests, etc...
a dodge truck would be the LAST make i'd get.


hrmm.. i see a hummer for 54k rght now.. dark red.. hrmm, would pull the jetskis and boat easily...hrmm

Hickory-smoked: Tags are not to be used sarcastically.

Maybe SUBMITTER isn't.

I appreciate the new Hummer commercials. It's as if they're making fun of their customers that think driving that thing will make them more masculine.

dogfood
Yea, they love to be taken to dinner on a cold rainy night, on a scooter.

I've never seen anyone complain about having a perfectly good reason to stay in with a chick...