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(Wicked Weasel) Boobies Wicked Weasel's revised Bikini Competition, round 1. not safe for work.   ( divider line 50
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2002-06-29 11:01:33 AM  
Mmmmmm boobies
2002-06-29 11:01:39 AM  
sexay sexay sexay.
2002-06-29 11:03:35 AM  
1986 called. They want their 20-year-olds back.
2002-06-29 11:06:52 AM  
These girls know some pro bikini waxers.
2002-06-29 11:08:39 AM  
it's also clear that a lot of them don't know any breast implant specialists.
2002-06-29 11:09:35 AM  
I've got a wicked weasel.
2002-06-29 11:10:36 AM  
Must resist...urge to kill kitties...working, can't kill kitties...
2002-06-29 11:13:23 AM  
headline should be
"wicked weasel's revised bikini competition, round 1 of flat chested 40 yr olds NSFW"
2002-06-29 11:15:51 AM  
3rd place.. now that is a good sized bikini. Hardly NSFW though.
2002-06-29 11:24:27 AM  
aaahhhhhhh!! women stacked like nebraska!! Where's the Boobies!!
2002-06-29 11:47:09 AM  
With all the free boobies on the web, this was just pathetic. Old, haggard women that need to put on more clothes. For the love of God.

I'm glad I already ate breakfast.
2002-06-29 11:51:53 AM  
WTF Evil? Did you check out Stacey?

That un gets my vote for most wanted kitten killer ;)
2002-06-29 11:53:55 AM  

2002-06-29 11:54:50 AM  
That my that was hideous
2002-06-29 11:55:40 AM  
1986 called. They want their 20-year-olds back.

2002-06-29 11:56:10 AM  
Silly rabbits, big boobies = good. Small boobies = good too. Incidentally, if this (1, 2) is what most 40-year old women look like in a bikini, I imagine I'll be a VERY happy man in 13 years! (yes, I know she's not 40)
2002-06-29 11:57:48 AM  
grr, I mean stupid links.
2002-06-29 12:02:40 PM  
The 3rd place one.. the crotch shot... take a look, is that thing backwards? Damn
2002-06-29 12:04:05 PM  
Mrdark: Where are those pics from? Is the one on the right a shot of you at the beach? ;)
2002-06-29 12:09:15 PM  
On further viewing... Holy Fark, is #3's bikini bottom even LEGAL to wear in public?! All it covers is the actual hole, for crissakes! Kinda skanky.
2002-06-29 12:26:58 PM  
Ummmm, yeah... okay... if you want them to be. I just think that it's sad that I took the time to crop out a picture of a guy from a picture of a girl in a bikini on the beach. Then took even more time to find a picture of the guy from CSI and crop it- then made a whole new image, uploaded it and posted it here... thereby confirming my loser status to all of FARKdom.

On the other hand, I did all that while feeding my 2-year-old breakfast, so there was a little challenge involved.

* slinks away *
2002-06-29 12:43:36 PM  
I LOVE this site!!!!!
their suits are second to none!!!!
2002-06-29 12:48:38 PM  
If people actually wore those to beaches, pools, ext. I would NEVER leave. And I would have a camera with me 24/7.The worlds kitty supply would very quickly deminish, then die. But oh well, I have all the kitty I need right there.....(evil laugh, grab beach towel, camera. Proceed to run south. Fast.)
2002-06-29 12:55:13 PM  
If I saw a girl wear one of these, I wouldn't be able to come out of the water.
2002-06-29 12:58:25 PM  
"Coochie floss" as my wife would say...
2002-06-29 12:59:33 PM  
wow evil i have been to houston never seen 40 yr olds like that clue me in (so i will have a reason to go back to that sess pool)
2002-06-29 01:04:00 PM  
Evil? You've got a problem with this ....
2002-06-29 01:09:31 PM

Why do i think of pot roast?
2002-06-29 02:03:47 PM  
Again, I wonder, if your going to wear these, why wear anything at all. It will just save you $40.
2002-06-29 02:19:07 PM  
I'm not sure what the competition was about, but the top 3 winners need some nicer faces. There's some pretty ones farther down, though.
2002-06-29 02:27:00 PM  
tabitha is quite nice, these women aren't models, but mostly pretty, and the small outfits are amazing! Just cover thos holes!
2002-06-29 02:32:45 PM  
I voted for Kady in the best smile category.
2002-06-29 02:47:50 PM  

It should be a rule that any farker complaining about boobies has to show a pic' of the last girls they've groped. Unless its better by at least a factor of two, ya' get a big ol' cup of STFU.
2002-06-29 02:49:33 PM  
On the next revision, maybe he can LOSE THE SKANKS!
2002-06-29 02:57:51 PM  
Uh, was one of them named LARRY.......WTF is that all about
2002-06-29 03:45:54 PM  
I love it when chicks have guy names, but not Larry.

2002-06-29 04:14:13 PM  
I like Tabitha's big butt. I like it a lot.

2002-06-29 04:19:44 PM  
Gosh I hope I'm not gay.
None of those women did anything for me.
Now you know.
3rd pic of their 1st place winner and I was like WTF?
2002-06-29 04:54:30 PM  
STOP TRASH TALKING MY LARRY!!! That's one fine turd bailer.
2002-06-29 05:22:14 PM  
Someone should link to those Enron chicks.
2002-06-29 06:20:54 PM  
I'm sorry, but if I'm looking at (half)naked women online, they better be at least as hot as girls I've actually been with. Most of those contest "winners" look like they got run over by a truck. Maybe if it had been the brown paper bag modeling contest I wouldn't feel so gyped.
2002-06-29 06:59:26 PM  
Geez,I dunno,but i thought Karin was pretty damn cute.Then again,I like my women to look like they enjoy a decent meal every now and then.Got no problem w/a little pooch tummy.

Big butt+real breasts=dead kitties.
2002-06-29 08:57:11 PM  
Damn!!!! Thanks for making me run out of paper towels. Hmmm Well I guess I could use dirty socks next :-)
2002-06-29 09:32:43 PM  
2002-06-30 12:50:32 AM  
2002-06-30 02:31:03 AM  
Hmm.... Anina and Tabitha... this contest wuz fixed.
2002-06-30 03:59:47 PM  
PETO: I think you're right.
2002-06-30 11:08:39 PM  
No, you doofusi, those are the style of this particular line of bikinis.
2002-06-30 11:08:56 PM  
Shouldn't you have to be wearing a bikini to be in a bikini contest?
2002-07-01 11:49:29 AM  
I got one of those suits for my girlfriend (who's a lot better looking than these chicks) and damn... No need for kittens to die - get the real thing.
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