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(Exploding Unicorn)   For college students, the success of summer vacation is best measured with moonshine and caulk guns   ( divider line
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7642 clicks; posted to Main » on 14 Aug 2006 at 2:03 PM (11 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-08-14 01:17:55 PM  
/loves the caulk
2006-08-14 01:24:05 PM  
Mine is based on the fact that the guy at the corner store doesn't ask me for identification anymore when I go to buy "the usual."

As soon as I walk in, he reaches for two Swisher cigarillos. It's a comforting feeling.
2006-08-14 01:53:00 PM  
Heamer Swishers? So how's that whole living in a box underneath the overpass lifestyle choice working out for you?
2006-08-14 02:06:40 PM  
For me, it's being able to afford my rent :/
2006-08-14 02:07:47 PM  
what. the. fark.
2006-08-14 02:07:52 PM  
Although extremely deadly, moonshine is held in high esteem for keeping West Virginia's population in check.

That's funny, I thought it was the inbreeding.
2006-08-14 02:08:07 PM  
2006-08-14 02:10:26 PM  
Caulk suckers.
2006-08-14 02:10:41 PM  
swishers are for blunts god damn it
2006-08-14 02:14:12 PM  
Only one summons this summer... Looks like I'm slipping...

/Last summer break before the real world
2006-08-14 02:15:13 PM  


/My cousins and grandparents live in WV
//The moonshine tasted real good actually
2006-08-14 02:15:35 PM  
Heamer, you can go to a smoke shop and pick up one halfway decent cigar for the price of 2 packs of Swishers. I caught a sale last week, Captain Morgan dipped for $5. Swishers are now just to hold me over until my next trip to see my new friend at the Cohiba store (Havana Honey was my selection this week, FTW!).

Besides that, I see college girls every day that could use some caulk.

Am I the only one that feels "caulk" should be added to the Fark Filters?
2006-08-14 02:15:38 PM  
Caulk is the new duct tape. It can fix anything!
2006-08-14 02:23:13 PM  
"using your cerebral cortex to thin paint" has about the same effect on it as reading that article.
2006-08-14 02:27:03 PM  
NuttierThanEver, CheezeAnvil

I don't buy them for the tobacco.
2006-08-14 02:27:42 PM  
I laughed at the intro, but kept waiting for the instructions on how to brew moonshine using caulk. What a let down.

/You drink the moonshine, and I'll pump some caulk into that gap.
2006-08-14 02:27:47 PM  
I might as well pay up for TF now. The free version used to save me from this kind of crap.
2006-08-14 02:29:36 PM

2006-08-14 02:37:31 PM  
Caulk? I thought it was cheese.
2006-08-14 02:40:32 PM  
Blunting just ruins the taste of good Ganja or a good cigar, both should be enjoyed seperately.
2006-08-14 02:41:56 PM  
I agree with you wholeheartedly; I just can't seem to find my pipe, and I'm broke somethin' fierce right now.
2006-08-14 02:43:39 PM  
...and as a side note, it seems to be just a Bay Area thing, at that.

I go to school down in southern California, and nobody down there rolls blunts. I come back home, and that's all they do.

I guess one might call it force of habit, but for now, it's force of don't-have-any-Goddamn-money-for-a-decent-pipe.
2006-08-14 02:44:19 PM  
Unfortunately, that article sucked. Thank you and goodnight.
2006-08-14 02:56:03 PM  
dumb article.
2006-08-14 02:58:33 PM  
WTF was that. Did that make since to anyone else? Is that suppose to be an example of what happens to your brain when you drink moonshine then try to type a blog. That made no sense.
2006-08-14 03:09:05 PM  
As soon as I walk in, he reaches for two Swisher cigarillos.
That is all.
2006-08-14 03:28:58 PM  
Y'know Heamer, you're right. Blunts aren't nearly as prevalent down here (OC). All I see are pipes nowadays. A few of my buddies have Hookahs, but outside of the home I'd be surprised to see anything rolled.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em!
2006-08-14 03:35:43 PM  
Consider it done, CheezeAnvil!
2006-08-14 03:41:45 PM  
Caulk? I thought it was cheese.

There are two girls down here eating grilled cheese George, cheeeeese.
2006-08-14 04:16:23 PM  
How much do blunts go for? I don't roll them so I don't know how much they are. Unless you're clumbsy there comes a point where the pipe pays for itself.

// I bought a piece last month.
// The last piece I bought before that was like three years ago.
2006-08-14 04:18:49 PM  
in college yet taking summer class...worst summer ever...

//has a test tomorrow
2006-08-14 05:31:44 PM  

The Swishers I've been buying are $0.75 a pop.

Yeah, I should really just invest in another pipe, but there aren't any good smoke shops nearby.
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