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(BBC)   Ariel Sharon's health worsened today, condition downgraded from "dusty" to "wash me"   (news.bbc.co.uk) divider line 55
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2006-08-14 11:01:08 AM
Nice one smitty

/I lol'd at the HL
 
2006-08-14 11:31:52 AM
hahaha, headline made me 'lol'. Almost made me snort.
 
2006-08-14 11:46:42 AM
I hope that Ariel Sharon is currently being visited by the Ghosts of Hanukkah Past, Present, and Future.
 
2006-08-14 12:06:47 PM
I'm 32 years old, and seeing "WASH ME" written on dirty trucks still makes me giggle like it did when I was 8.
 
2006-08-14 12:23:38 PM
Thought he was dust
 
2006-08-14 12:27:45 PM
smitty gets a golf clap for the headline. Out yourself and accept some praise.
 
2006-08-14 12:35:24 PM
Maybe they should let Ariel go back to the sea with all the other mermaids?
 
2006-08-14 01:15:28 PM
www.lordargent.com

this will all come out in the
wash. my survival
not my child
This will all come out in the wash.
If I'm changed If I've borrowed
What a better friend am I.
No one ever misses that.

/elephant ride - wash me
 
2006-08-14 02:36:57 PM
What are they keeping him alive for, Christmas?

Pull the plug, already.
 
2006-08-14 03:13:52 PM
You need to stake him with wood and bury him in an intersection. Whatever it is they do with vampires.
 
2006-08-14 03:14:12 PM
www.cnn.com
He's still alive? I did not know that.
 
2006-08-14 03:14:15 PM
my headline would have been better but i gave up trying to find links that weren't already rejected.

condition downgraded from critical to "Schiavo"
 
2006-08-14 03:14:33 PM
Terry Schiavo enjoyed the dignety of a queen compared to Sharon. HAVA-NA-pull-the-plugga . . .
 
2006-08-14 03:14:49 PM
Don't beat yourself up over this, Mitch. It's not your fault. Dammit, Ariel was old. That's what old people do. They die.
 
2006-08-14 03:16:58 PM
What? Did you say Sharon? It Shaivo, not Sharon

newsimg.bbc.co.uk

 
2006-08-14 03:18:27 PM
I submitted this by saying that his condition worsened from "GM" to "Duke," but I guess I'm not as funny.
 
2006-08-14 03:18:46 PM
Submitter is going to hell for writing that. And I am going to hell for giggling like an idiot at submitter's headline.

/golf clap
 
2006-08-14 03:20:45 PM
Dear Ariel:

Say "hi" to the folks from Sabra and Shatilla.
 
2006-08-14 03:21:27 PM
Mr. Clarence Butterworth: You need to stake him with wood and bury him in an intersection. Whatever it is they do with vampires.

An intersection? I never heard of that for vampires. I heard you should turn them face down in case they try to claw their way out.
 
2006-08-14 03:22:15 PM
Litig8r: Dear Ariel:

Say "hi" to the folks from Sabra and Shatilla.


In his defense, he didn't know what was going on because he had fat deposits built up in his eyes that temporarily blinded him.
 
2006-08-14 03:24:33 PM
I feel just as sad right now as I did when Arafat was about to die.

/Zero sad!
 
2006-08-14 03:26:13 PM
War criminal dirtbag
 
2006-08-14 03:27:05 PM
Wait, you mean he's still alive?

I thought he died last summer...
 
2006-08-14 03:28:11 PM
Great headline submitter, I LOL'd.
 
2006-08-14 03:28:31 PM
www.intriguing.com

/ "Bringen Sie Ihre Toten heraus ..."
// online translators rule
 
2006-08-14 03:28:47 PM
beer4breakfast: I heard you should turn them face down in case they try to claw their way out.

Nope, that's so you've got somewhere to park your bike.
 
2006-08-14 03:28:58 PM
Let me know when he hits "I wish my wife was this dirty".
 
2006-08-14 03:29:23 PM
beer4breakfast: An intersection? I never heard of that for vampires. I heard you should turn them face down in case they try to claw their way out.

That would make chinese angry
 
2006-08-14 03:31:09 PM
My headline was "downgraded from swiss chard to plankton".
 
2006-08-14 03:32:21 PM
!כך תמיד לרודנים
 
2006-08-14 03:33:32 PM
Half Man Half Biscuit
beer4breakfast: I heard you should turn them face down in case they try to claw their way out.
Nope, that's so you've got somewhere to park your bike.


*snort*
*snorts again*
 
2006-08-14 03:34:48 PM
Best Onion article ever:

"Sharon's Neurotransmitters Reach Cease-Fire Agreement"

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/44684

//The Onion is the only thing that gets me to wake up on a Wednesday
 
2006-08-14 03:40:21 PM
Handsome B. Wonderful: Let me know when he hits "I wish my wife was this dirty".


If you think im dirty you should see the wife
 
2006-08-14 03:41:11 PM
I thought he was dead.
 
2006-08-14 03:44:25 PM
www.satirewire.com
 
2006-08-14 03:47:16 PM
Isnt that headline Anti-Semitic???

Because making fun of jews is wrong.
 
2006-08-14 03:47:38 PM
hmmm...I'm missing something here but I dont' have time to figure out what it is.
 
2006-08-14 03:50:53 PM
> Isnt that headline Anti-Semitic???
> Because making fun of jews is wrong.

It's anti fat-almost-dead-guy, certainly.

When he finally stops wasting my oxygen, perhaps he can team up with Arafat and explain to the thousands of civilians (and a few pigs) why they all had to die.
 
2006-08-14 03:51:11 PM
man, his failing health just furthers my desire to die at 50...
 
2006-08-14 04:23:50 PM
I have MANY jewish friends and not one of them can stand Sharon.
 
2006-08-14 04:39:12 PM
The man could kick the asses of all fark posters with both comatose arms tied behind his back.
 
2006-08-14 04:48:56 PM
I thought when you downgraded from a coma, it was called dead
 
2006-08-14 04:55:49 PM
What, are Sharon and Castro having a die-off?
 
2006-08-14 05:36:37 PM
OMGZ I LOL'D!!1!

Man that was a funny headline.
 
2006-08-14 05:41:32 PM
My pre-eulogy to Sharon:

Today, we commemorate another war criminal who gets to die of old age, surrounded by his never-bombed-killed-or-shot "loving" relatives, while all his victims still await even basic recognition, let alone the justice they will never receive.

Please go in peace. I hope that in the next life you can repent for your actions, and influence your admirers still here to turn from their evil path.

I do not hate you, I love you. If only you could have allowed yourself to do the same!

Farewell.
 
2006-08-14 05:45:02 PM
Bwahahahahah
 
2006-08-14 05:49:01 PM
Foreskin Durch Technik
 
2006-08-14 06:35:09 PM
> What, are Sharon and Castro having a die-off?

Trifecta ! Trifecta ! insert your nominee below..
 
2006-08-14 07:40:07 PM
Who cares. I don't need to hear another thing about that worthless war criminal until they downgrade him to bury me.
 
2006-08-14 08:20:59 PM
Snake Sharon? I thought he was dead.
 
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