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(Salt Lake Tribune)   Utah leads the nation in Google searches for "Jesus," "Second Coming" and "Panties"   (sltrib.com) divider line 87
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2006-08-14 10:39:06 AM
"Utah's capital also has a strange interest in "gerbils," second only to Cincinnati."

LMFAO
 
2006-08-14 10:42:50 AM
So did this guy just invent the entire article?

When I use the Google Trends tool, it doesn't show that at all.
 
2006-08-14 11:27:47 AM
Me too.. I search for panties and St Louis, MO, USA is no #1.. shoot Utah isn't even listed...

Is google trends buggy, or is the author a boob?
 
2006-08-14 11:30:45 AM
Ahh.. so Google trends is buggy.. if you set regions to just the United States, "panties" is searched the most in Utah. However, if you set the regions to everywhere, #1 becomes St. Louis.

Odd.
 
2006-08-14 11:39:20 AM
MojoFraggle: if you set regions to just the United States...

...the term "gay marriage" is searched 10th most in Salt Lake City. Interesting.
 
2006-08-14 12:41:17 PM
Get a brain! Mormons
 
2006-08-14 02:21:48 PM
Aren't those last two related??
 
2006-08-14 02:21:56 PM
But were they "magic panties"?
 
2006-08-14 02:22:01 PM
Oh, this should be a good thread...

/sits back
//waits
 
2006-08-14 02:22:55 PM
Second Cumming: The Panties of The Christ

Not coming soon to a theater anywhere.
 
2006-08-14 02:23:12 PM
 
2006-08-14 02:23:24 PM
My Spidey sense tells me that those Mormons are up to something.
 
2006-08-14 02:26:55 PM
Menhhh. Prolly just searching for info about Mormon underwear.
 
2006-08-14 02:26:58 PM
Fark #1 in Texas
Fark #1 in Turkey

Way to go! (link goes to fark google trend)
 
2006-08-14 02:27:38 PM
Why is it when I do a google image search for mormon panties I get a picture of Tom Cruise?
 
2006-08-14 02:27:48 PM
On the other hand, the National Parks in Utah are breathtaking.
 
2006-08-14 02:28:32 PM
jimmyego

WTF??? Cocaine aguse effecting a fetus? Thats a wacked out article.
 
2006-08-14 02:28:45 PM
"Jesus," "Second Coming" and "Panties"

Now that's some freaky pr0n!
 
2006-08-14 02:29:02 PM
Search: Erotic massage

1. Austin, Tx

by a long shot!
 
jx
2006-08-14 02:29:57 PM
bah. everyone knows that real porn aficionados dont use tame words like 'panties.'
 
2006-08-14 02:30:01 PM
Mekongcola

Search: Erotic massage

1. Austin, Tx

by a long shot!

LMAO... nice
 
2006-08-14 02:31:10 PM
Probably has to do with a new book of Mormon found in a farmer's field somewhere. Then lost. Twice.
 
2006-08-14 02:31:22 PM
"sheep"

Was that a GIS?
 
2006-08-14 02:31:36 PM
You never go mouth to ass eh?

Your dog wants to move to Portland.
 
2006-08-14 02:33:24 PM
Iran leads the world in 'anus' searches, we must reestablish American dominance!
 
jx
2006-08-14 02:33:25 PM
Search: happy ending

1. New York, NY, USA
2. Pleasanton, CA, USA
3. Newark, NJ, USA
4. Rochester, NY, USA
5. Albany, NY, USA
 
2006-08-14 02:34:11 PM
Hey farkhole, have you ever tried to keep 12 wives in supplie of panties, and their children, who will also be your wives when they turn 14? Didn't think so, so STFU!!!!
 
2006-08-14 02:35:19 PM
Incidentally, when searching the US or "all regions":

Your terms - utahns - do not have enough search volume to show graphs.

/neither did crouton
/Utahns don't like croutons?
 
2006-08-14 02:35:49 PM
omg so you mean that people who repress their natural sexual urges actually still have them?

/fascinating
 
2006-08-14 02:36:07 PM
Search: dirty sanchez

1. Indianapolis, IN

Surprised?
 
2006-08-14 02:36:36 PM
And Chicago wins the USA search for "DVDA"!

Wooooo! We're Number 1!
 
jx
2006-08-14 02:37:14 PM
jasonb2008

its ass to mouth, pr0n noob.
 
2006-08-14 02:38:13 PM
home.teleport.com
And mormon panties are hard to come by, and in, so STFU again!!!
 
2006-08-14 02:38:49 PM
Floppy-A [TotalFark]: Iran leads the world in 'anus' searches, we must reestablish American dominance!

Interestingly, if you search under "cities", the top 7 results are from France.
 
2006-08-14 02:39:21 PM
I still like that if you search Google for "Jesus" the number one link is JesusDressUp.com

woohoo
 
2006-08-14 02:41:36 PM
Search: Tax evasion

1. San Francisco, CA
 
2006-08-14 02:42:07 PM
The search word "fark" is big in Austin TX, St Louis MO, Istanbul Turkey (wtf?), and Raleigh, NC (my hometown). I suppose the Raleigh being on the list may be in part thanks to my prolific searching, but why does Turkey appear 3 times on the top ten list?
 
jx
2006-08-14 02:42:21 PM
midget porn is big in kansas city.

/having too much fun with this
 
2006-08-14 02:44:39 PM
methinketh the Google Trends speaks falsely.
 
2006-08-14 02:45:29 PM
I thought the headline said "Jesus is second cumming in panties."
 
2006-08-14 02:45:46 PM
Boobies

Cities:
1. Edmonton, Canada
2. St Louis, MO, USA
3. Portland, OR, USA
4. Calgary, Canada
5. Chicago, IL, USA
6. San Diego, CA, USA
7. Minneapolis, MN, USA
8. Tampa, FL, USA
9. Seattle, WA, USA
10. Philadelphia, PA, USA

Regions:
1. Canada
2. United States
3. New Zealand
4. Australia
5. United Kingdom
6. Belgium
7. Sweden
8. Denmark
9. Finland
10. Netherlands

/Canada leads the way
 
2006-08-14 02:45:56 PM
Second coming, huh? I'm sure that when Jesus gets back, his first divine edict is to launch Utah into space.
 
2006-08-14 02:46:13 PM
'conspiracy'

#1 Austin, TX, USA

/that seems odd. evidently the natives are becoming restless.
 
2006-08-14 02:51:01 PM
sex
1. Pakistan
2. Egypt
3. Iran
4. Viet Nam
5. Morocco
6. India
7. Indonesia
8. Saudi Arabia
9. Turkey
10. Philippines

ammo
1. Oklahoma City, OK, USA
2. Phoenix, AZ, USA
3. Houston, TX, USA
4. Salt Lake City, UT, USA
5. San Antonio, TX, USA
6. Orlando, FL, USA
7. St Louis, MO, USA
8. Denver, CO, USA
9. Dallas, TX, USA
10. Tampa, FL, USA

Draw your own conclusions
 
2006-08-14 02:51:55 PM
heh, second coming...of jesus...
 
2006-08-14 02:53:54 PM
alphaterminus:

WTF??? Just monochorme that shot and you'd never know that it was a circ 2006 image.
 
2006-08-14 02:56:34 PM
Last one.

russian bride
1. South Korea
2. Norway
3. New Zealand
4. Turkey
5. United Kingdom
6. United States
7. Denmark
8. Belgium
9. Australia
10. Sweden
 
2006-08-14 02:57:20 PM
Fark is Very popular in Turkey. Strange.
 
2006-08-14 03:04:08 PM
I didn't realize that Utah was that hard-up for cheap immigrant labor.
 
2006-08-14 03:04:27 PM
jx: its ass to mouth, pr0n noob.

No, its ass to ass!!

i92.photobucket.com

/branded into my brain like a cattle stamp forever.
 
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