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(Tuscaloosa News)		Angry drunk guy yells at partying apartment dwellers to shut the hell up, then throws himself off third floor balcony. Taa daa (tuscaloosanews.com)		41
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cattheotherwhitemeat		2006-08-12 10:27:08 PM

Laughed out loud, subby.

Taa daa!

dj4aces		2006-08-12 10:37:50 PM

No no, stupid, you're supposed to fling THEM off the third floor balcony, not yourself! Geezus! Only in Alabama...

totalsecurity		2006-08-13 02:27:27 AM

But did he spot the landing?

CakePlease		2006-08-13 02:39:56 AM

I would have given it a 10 but he couldn't quite stick the landing...I know it's spikey of me...but I am part French....

yawn_stretch		2006-08-13 02:41:13 AM

"Wow Pat, just look at the way he stuck that landing!"

Eochada		2006-08-13 02:42:34 AM

He sure showed them.

Bon_Scott		2006-08-13 02:43:42 AM

BitVector		2006-08-13 02:48:24 AM

His last words: "I have a cunning plan."

mfp		2006-08-13 02:49:08 AM

Yeah, or was thrown off more likely.

Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener		2006-08-13 02:52:07 AM

He told you he was hardcore.

Boobliesque		2006-08-13 02:55:14 AM

After yelling several times, Harring walked over to the group and continued to yell at them, Anderson said.

"All the witnesses stated that after Harring stopped yelling at them, he grabbed the rail and jumped from the third floor to the ground,"

Ok, so let's get this straight....He walked over to them *in front of the apartment* and then miraculously threw himself off a third-story balcony.....so did he fly up to the balcony after yelling at them, or were they on his balcony to begin with, or.....well I'm sorry, this just dosen't make any sense at all.

KenShabby		2006-08-13 02:55:17 AM

I bet his tusks-a-loosa now.

/Sorry

irockalot		2006-08-13 03:01:37 AM

"I found the tusks very difficult to remove. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. But that's completely irrelephant to what I'm talking about."

www.mirocat.com

vampiresareundeadpeople2		2006-08-13 03:02:32 AM

Taa daa!

i20.photobucket.com

fernandez		2006-08-13 03:09:21 AM

The Aristrocrates!

GalleyWench		2006-08-13 03:52:18 AM

Nice headline. :)

Dedmon		2006-08-13 04:07:09 AM

That's how I solve all of my arguements.

12inpianist		2006-08-13 04:36:58 AM

That will show them. Rowdy teenagers. Get off my laaaAAAGGHHH!!!!

JerkyMeat		2006-08-13 05:05:46 AM

smitty, laughed. thanks for the line!

ThisIsGina		2006-08-13 05:06:03 AM

GREAT headline, Sub! Laughed my butt right off!

Wobambo		2006-08-13 05:45:31 AM

irockalot

"I found the tusks very difficult to remove. Of course, in Alabama the Tuscaloosa. But that's completely irrelephant to what I'm talking about."

Yes. Yes, you do rock a lot.

SportingWood		2006-08-13 06:14:59 AM

That... was... awesome. I'm still chuckling and my wife is looking at me as though I might be drunk myself.

geetus		2006-08-13 08:07:52 AM

TAA-DAA!

lmao...

I_Can't_Believe_it's_not_Boutros		2006-08-13 08:52:16 AM

Anderson said it's unclear why Harring jumped

Isn't it obvious? He was on his way to cut down the largest tree in the forest.

Lazlar		2006-08-13 08:53:10 AM

'SAD'would be a better tag.

We all know they threw him off the balcony, with anger, in the darkness.

FarkingStan		2006-08-13 09:14:35 AM

"Where am I?"
"You're in the hospital"
"Ta daa"

OR equally applicable:

"I've made a horrible mistake."

Maybe it was a terrible mistake.... I can't remember

Gelatinous		2006-08-13 09:36:30 AM

This guy sounds just like me!

chaddsfarkprefect		2006-08-13 09:48:51 AM

I like the conspiracy posts, like: Ok, so let's get this straight....

arte1953		2006-08-13 10:05:27 AM

"[Lt. Steven]Anderson said it's unclear why Harring jumped."

Secret plan to balance out aircraft stories.

Dare to keep slugs off kids		2006-08-13 10:07:17 AM

Smitty Great headline! ILOL'D!

Sir_Spanksalot		2006-08-13 10:09:36 AM

Well anything worth doing , Is worth doing right i suppose.

Joelogon		2006-08-13 10:18:37 AM

Calvin says you spelled "Ta Daa" wrong:

www.joelogon.com

Aficionados will know that there's a better one involving him recovering from a fall, but I can't find it online.

sublimize		2006-08-13 10:21:14 AM

hahahahaaaa

animalmagnet		2006-08-13 10:36:14 AM

Lazlar got it right.

Josu		2006-08-13 10:56:51 AM

fernandez: The Aristrocrates!

Hehe, first thing I thought of too. (But without an 'e')

All Apologies		2006-08-13 11:12:37 AM

Not really a hangover, more of a fellover?

NakedApe		2006-08-13 11:28:32 AM

He was planning to fly home.

fenian-		2006-08-13 12:03:37 PM

Boobliesque - I came in to say the same thing....how did he 'walk over' from 'another' building and then throw himself off the 3rd floor? Did he ride the elevator up to the partying apartment? Or fly up? Or go back to his place, and THEN throw himself off? GAR! That's it. I'm calling 911.