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(NYDailyNews)   Martha Stewart's stock broker to turn states evidence   ( divider line
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2002-06-28 12:25:17 PM  
I wonder how many different designs Martha can come up with using prison uniform stripes.
2002-06-28 12:25:24 PM  
It's a good thing.
2002-06-28 12:25:34 PM  
Martha Stewart?

F*CK Martha Stewart.
2002-06-28 12:26:13 PM  
Well, all right. But it's against my better judgment.
2002-06-28 12:26:59 PM  
She is one evil biatch. But you know damn well she'll get away with this.
2002-06-28 12:27:29 PM  
You know, I think I'd toss a D in that. I realize she's a little long in the tooth, but I think I'd do it.
2002-06-28 12:31:34 PM  
This is just another example of MS thinking she is better than the common folk..she should lose her money like the rest of us and suck it up..Biatch
2002-06-28 12:31:51 PM  
Probably very well groomed and taken care of down there.
2002-06-28 12:32:06 PM  
Funny, I never saw hunter safety orange as a color of her choice, hope she likes it! And another thing, her cleanliness will come in awful handy with the trash on the highway

2002-06-28 12:33:39 PM  
I love PhilHendrie! Listen to him every day. Bobbie and Tom Dooly and Ted Bell are my favorite characters...

As for Stewart, by all accounts, she's a money gubbin uber-biatch. Throw that psychotic twat in jail.
2002-06-28 12:34:42 PM  
MMMMMMMMM.... do I smell, yes, Martha's goose is being cooked!!!!

2002-06-28 12:35:27 PM  
I like the little link at the bottom to related stories "...Aide in Stewart Sale Hiding at His Mom's" hee hee
2002-06-28 12:35:32 PM  

2002-06-28 12:36:06 PM  
On this week's show, Martha shows us how to turn a stock broker's ass into an attractive hat.
2002-06-28 12:37:28 PM  
rut roe Marfa!
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2002-06-28 12:37:51 PM  
amazing how you can be all high, rich and mighty one minute and a low life the next. i love this country.
2002-06-28 12:39:43 PM  
No one is this escapade will do any time because they are all members of the economic elite taht run the rest of us as a damn joke.
2002-06-28 12:40:15 PM  
PhilHendrie: But...I'm Ted Bell!

I tried to get my friend Ted, who's opening a restaraunt, to call his place Ted's of Beverly Hills, but the dumbass is going to call it Guido's instead.

Phil's a frickin genius; no two ways about it. He's gotta be nuts.
2002-06-28 12:44:31 PM  
I can't think of any celebrity I would want to see in jail more........ well, maybe Kathy Lee Gifford....oh yeah, and Rosie.......oh nevermind.
2002-06-28 12:45:45 PM  
...the entire cast of Friends.
2002-06-28 12:45:58 PM  
Broker is smart: get immunity fast and spill your guts.
2002-06-28 12:46:35 PM  
Martha Stewart's sorrow
A new salad for her menu
Tossed by cellmate
2002-06-28 12:48:02 PM  
No one is this escapade will do any time because they are all members of the economic elite taht run the rest of us as a damn joke.

Wrong. Martha is going to get even harsher treatment because of her celebrity, and because she's a complete asshole to her underlings, who will spill any dirt they have. And prosecutors can't wait to make their bones putting high-profile people like her on ice. Call it the Leona Helmsley Effect.
2002-06-28 12:49:32 PM  
Jjorsett: BINGO. This wench is gonna go down, and when she does, there's gonna be a lotta soccer mommies celebrating. It's a good thing, my ass! Let's see good the thing is in your bright orange jumpsuit while you are cuddling with Bertha, your prison ho'
2002-06-28 12:50:18 PM  
Jjorsett: BINGO. This wench is gonna go down, and when she does, there's gonna be a lotta soccer mommies celebrating. It's a good thing, my ass! Let's see how (oops, forgot it)good the thing is in your bright orange jumpsuit while you are cuddling with Bertha, your prison ho'
2002-06-28 12:50:42 PM  
Sounds like this sleazeball-scumbucket stockbroker is the one who should be doing time.
2002-06-28 12:52:53 PM  
She will be tossin salads before too long. I wonder if she will like syrup or jelly. Maybe she will come up with a potpouri version for tossin salads.
2002-06-28 12:57:28 PM  
YAH! My Boobiesed news article! but they dropped the part about the broom handle...:)
2002-06-28 12:58:21 PM  
Hmmm martha cuddling with prison ho'
2002-06-28 12:59:18 PM  
Sounds like everything was on the up-and-up to me.
2002-06-28 01:00:07 PM  
Looks like Martha will be the Oswald to take the heat away from Enron and Worldcom. Don't like Martha, but I'd rather see all the heavy hitters from both of those companies go away to jail forever. Those CEOs are just as UnAmerican as Bin Laden.
2002-06-28 01:02:29 PM  
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I am not a crook!
2002-06-28 01:02:37 PM  
The stockbrocker will probably serve the most time of all those involved.
2002-06-28 01:10:20 PM  
Between this, KMarts bankruptcy, and her pot being recalled, I'd say she's a goner.

kick 'em when they're up
kick 'em when they're down...
2002-06-28 01:12:58 PM  
The stockbroker is not the one who received insider information - he was just executing the stock deals. Martha is such a micomanaging perfectionist that no one will believe she wasn't in on the details.
2002-06-28 01:15:36 PM  
"Greed" is a sin, Martha. Time to pay the piper.
2002-06-28 01:18:17 PM  
I had Martha Stewart in my bathroom. But then I got rid of her, now I'm doing Laura Ashley. Either way, it's a good thing.
2002-06-28 01:19:33 PM  
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2002-06-28 01:22:13 PM  
Martha Stewart..................i got nothing
2002-06-28 01:22:34 PM  
I believe I submitted this a couple of days ago?? ...
2002-06-28 01:32:40 PM  
This is so boring, only my utter hatred for this woman makes me care at all. She is such a witch. Wasn't she a stockbroker before she became the nation's #1 domestic? Hmmmm.....connections....
2002-06-28 01:33:16 PM  
As it turns out, Martha Stewart's role in this is maybe not be a major crime as far as the letter of the law is concerned. I'll grant that it is wrong and unethical.
As far as the law is concerned, the crime was commmited by those who disclosed the information.
2002-06-28 01:41:25 PM  
Fish: LOL
2002-06-28 01:47:19 PM  
She's going to learn a whole different way to 'toss a salad'..
2002-06-28 01:55:17 PM  
I just found this. a "I will eat your soul" kind of way.

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2002-06-28 01:55:50 PM  
Procescutor #1:
We have found a witch. May we burn her?

Burn her! Burn! Burn her! Burn her!

Martha's Lawyer:
How do you know she is a witch?

Prosecutor #2:
She looks like one.

Right! Yeah! Yeah!
2002-06-28 02:12:07 PM  
Marquis Funniest shiat I have read all day!!!!!
2002-06-28 02:12:55 PM  
you KNOW if this guy is seeking immunity that he gonna dish the shiat! I love can see the train comin'.......

Glad she's getting the smack-down. Hate the "aint I something farking special" attitude.

Martha in stripes: "Excuse me."
Prison Cook: "Whut?"
Martha in stripes: "Could you find some Bernaise sauce for those awful-looking peas? "
Prison Cook: "Whut th @#(&"
Martha in stripes: "You could cook some up very simply by..."
Prison Cook: "I got'cher simple right here lady."
2002-06-28 02:15:58 PM  
Broker will lose his license, but gain a 7 figure book deal - pretty sweet!

Cheer up stockholders - those stock certificates are wonderful for your paper mache' projects.
2002-06-28 02:56:23 PM  
"... and by simply folding the pie plate several times and sharpening the edges against the concrete walls of your cellblock, you get a useful and attractive shiv you can use to take down that biatch in Cell Block B who still owes you a carton of smokes."
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