This would be a cooler story if a dog was involved.

wow no comments?

Excellent.

When I was a kid, I wanted to be a firefighter because I thought it was the coolest job, fighting fires and saving lives. This story reaffirms my childhood belief. Way to go.

wow, that is just sooo 9/11.

Firefighters are the man. Er,.. men.

What can you say? Hero is very appropriate here.

Damn, that's cool.

Unbefreakinlievable. That is the best story I've read in weeks. These are guys who take their jobs seriously. Firefighters and cops. I know people in both proffessions, and it's true what they say, they are never off duty. Street clothes, no equipment, and they do it anyway. That's damn cool.

Yeah, what else can you say? These guys ran into a burning house w/ just tee-shirts and no masks to save a woman's life. Heroes all, gentlemen. :^)

the best of use of the hero tag i have seen...

Thanks for posting that picture Otisburg. Our extremely hot receptionist just walked in while I was scrolling and saw that on my screen. Now she probably thinks I'm a dick-smoker or something.

Otisburg: Thanks for the eye candy...

REAL AMERICAN HEROES...

MayoBoy... you now need to prove your manliness to the receptionist. Be sure to FINISH the "job" or you may get nailed with a sexual harassment complaint.

Aunt - will you write a note to my wife explaining that you said it's OK? I'm sure she'd go along with it if I had a note.

as a wee lad, I always wanted to be a firefighter. I joined a volunteer outfit, learned all the basics, got certified, learned more about water pressure and diesel engines than I wanted to know, and then the roof of a house fell in on me as we were trying to exit.
To hell with that. Firefighers rock. I, alas, am a wimp.

That's a nifty story. Firefighters totally kick ass.

In that case, why don't you have your wife tell the receptionist how manly/studly you are and that she is perpetually bow-legged because of your manliness!

I want to be cool too!!
Can i be a fireman?
I think i can..
I think i can..
I think i can..
(clicks heals three times)

Die2dream: I don't think you are a fireman, yet. You were clicking the wrong "heals" - s/b "heels". Try it again, it may work...

Where the hell's the fun in that? My wife has since called on the phone and the first thing she said was "I hear you have a new internet hobby now"...

Die2dream
All that's going to accomplish is to turn you into a stoker on a Thomas the Tank episode.

(CLICKS HEELS THREE TIMES)
Die feels really stupid thank you!

OK, MayoBoy, bring on the address, and I will write your wife a note explaining that you were a "bad, bad boy". I thought you would enjoy the fact that your wife has told everyone she is perpetually bowlegged because of your MANLINESS!!!

Die, we still fark you... So, how's your "hose"?

Mayo: If you're married, what do you care what the hottie receptionist thinks of you? :^)

DHWalker Fragile male ego and all.

Mayo: Don't be ashamed of your interest in the hot receptionst. I'm not. I think she may dig me too. I hope my husband is okay with that...

Uhm, so, what?

Mayo: Gotcha. Fortunately for me, the hottie receptionists don't even notice me, so that's not something I have to worry about. :^}

Yummy If you keep those comments up, you'll be responsible for many dead kittens.

DHWalker I'm sure she doesn't notice me either but things always work differently in my little mind movies.

Mayo: I'm not sure I follow. I'm a new Farkette and while I've seen the kitty many times *cough* I don't understand the 'dead' reference...

Don't fark with the Fire department:

VERY COOL! Go Maryland firefighters!

Yummy

1) Everytime someone masturbates, God kills a kitten.

2) Farkers are very turned on by girl/girl action

3) Girl + girl = many dead kittens

Real heroes :)

On a side note, why the hell was grandma locked in the basement?

On a side note, why the hell was grandma locked in the basement?
She probably soiled herself again. We do the same thing.

Firefighters could kick both ninja's and pirate's asses......REAL ULTIMATE POWER!

MayoThanks for the education. Isn't everyone turned on by girls? Girls are swell. And we smell nice. Unless we're Italian, apparently.

but i dont know about ghosts though...........

More detailed story.

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Yummy You do realize that many Farkers are going to deluge you with a request to post your picture now. (except for the Italian ones who are scrubbing up)

06-28-02 01:19:47 PM Bleeorg
Don't fark with the Fire department:

There's another one around of FDNY Ladder 138 with one of it's out-riggers planted right throung some asshat's trunk. I can't find it right now.

Here it is:

Bleeorg: FANTASTIC picture. The fact that it's some Beemer owner who's self-centered-ly parked in front of the hydrant doesn't surprise me, for some reason. :^)

Yummy: When I first came to Fark, I also thought the kitty reference was, well, a kitty reference. It's in fact much funnier - someone will occasionally post the "whenever you masturbate, God kills a kitten" PSA ad. The plaintive look on the face of the kitten in the ad is worth the price of admission alone. :^) :^)

Great pic, Bleeorg

for the record, i like Yummy!

p.s. - Yummy, where's your pic?