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(Yahoo)   Door falls off a Brazilian aircraft in flight. That's a lot of falling doors   (news.yahoo.com) divider line 71
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2006-08-08 09:02:09 PM
Ba-dum CHA!!!!
 
2006-08-08 09:32:43 PM
The Brazilian cliche always makes me laugh.
 
2006-08-08 09:59:18 PM
Used to be, a gratuitous misspelling kept you from getting greenlit.

/get off my lawn
 
2006-08-08 10:03:06 PM
That's the first time I've laughed at the Brazilian thing since Bush was down there.
 
2006-08-08 10:14:17 PM
Would be much, much funnier if submitter hadn't effed up a 3-letter word.
 
2006-08-08 10:29:47 PM
ahhh +2 Submitter
 
2006-08-08 10:33:09 PM
stebain
That's the first time I've laughed at the Brazilian thing since Bush was down there.

Dude...That sounded really, really wrong.
 
2006-08-08 10:46:43 PM
stebain : That's the first time I've laughed at the Brazilian thing since Bush was down there

I thought Brazillians did that whole bikini wax thing.
 
2006-08-08 11:34:24 PM
i29.photobucket.com
getting your cooter waxed clean is often referred to as a "Brazilian"
 
2006-08-09 12:20:21 AM
DOOR!

/skydiver
 
2006-08-09 12:59:56 AM
...after one of its doors fell off and crashed to earth...

And where else might it have fallen?
 
2006-08-09 01:09:43 AM
Not funny anymore.
 
2006-08-09 01:10:39 AM
camelcub

precisely

/will one day die to death
 
2006-08-09 01:11:15 AM
What the fark was he doing on an aircraft? You're supposed to be inside of them, and only jumping out if they're on fire.
 
2006-08-09 01:14:49 AM
/groan

Bad joke.
 
2006-08-09 01:15:48 AM
heh, 'fokker' was the password to my first email account in 1990.
 
2006-08-09 01:16:21 AM
sirgrim: and only jumping out if they're on fire


Or if you like the incredible experience of terminal velocity freefall.
 
2006-08-09 01:17:00 AM
www.portalbrasil.net

Otherwise a normal-looking aircraft...

I wonder how many times this has to happen before the passengers on board say "Look, we waited 4 hours in the terminal, spent 45 min on the tarmac with no A/C, there's no other flights available for another 18 hrs... just fly the damn plane without the door!"
 
2006-08-09 01:18:37 AM
meanwhile, live police chase - http://cbs2.com/
 
2006-08-09 01:21:41 AM
"TAM has been replacing its Fokker planes since the Dutch aircraft maker went bankrupt 10 years ago"

That's what happens when you let fokkers build your airplanes. The fokking doors fall the fokk off.
 
2006-08-09 01:21:59 AM
The Fokker 100 plane with 79 people aboard en route to Rio de Janeiro returned to the airport safely 18 minutes after taking off.


Stupid fokkers. Always fokking up.
 
2006-08-09 01:27:38 AM
You know, this wouldn't happen if they even try remember what happens to soccer teams in South America.
 
2006-08-09 01:27:59 AM
Since it hasn't been mentioned yet...

Will my post get deleted if it references MF serpentine reptiles on a MP aircraft?
 
2006-08-09 01:28:18 AM
Fok the fokking fokkers!
 
2006-08-09 01:28:41 AM
Boeing fanboy pops up to say "If it ain't Boeing, I ain't going" in 5... 4... 3...
 
2006-08-09 01:33:36 AM
We've got snakes on a farking fokker! Opens door...
 
2006-08-09 01:35:11 AM
Let me try here...

We've got snakes on a motherfokking plane, and there's not a gotterdammerung thing you can do about it!

/got nothin'
 
2006-08-09 01:35:37 AM
No Big Lebowski references? For shame.
 
2006-08-09 01:47:11 AM
I'm betting global warming is to blame
http://sacredscoop.com
 
2006-08-09 02:05:03 AM
img90.imageshack.us
wanted for questioning
 
2006-08-09 02:15:58 AM
Awesome headling, Submitter...
 
2006-08-09 02:35:26 AM
"Door falls off a Brazilian aircraft in flight. That's a lot of falling doors"

How is this a funny pun? It's not even grammatically correct.
"A brazilian aircract" is singular, that's why "a" is there.

Whoever greenlit this is a tool.
 
2006-08-09 02:41:01 AM
p.airliners.net

Not quite certain what you're referring to.

/777-ER
//the flying jackpot
 
2006-08-09 02:54:22 AM
Them Fokkers are farkers.....
 
2006-08-09 02:58:06 AM
www.musikbase.de
/Wanted for questioning
//This is only the beginning
///These things come in threes
 
2006-08-09 03:00:17 AM
Ha! Ha!
RadioactiveApe doesn't get the joke!
 
2006-08-09 03:02:40 AM
RadioactiveApe wouldn't know a currently semi-humorous pun if it jumped out of his beer and bit him in the ass.
 
2006-08-09 03:06:20 AM
canusa

RadioactiveApe wouldn't know a currently semi-humorous pun if it jumped out of his beer and bit him in the ass.


If that's humorous, then my ass is red.

/And it's not
//It's green
 
2006-08-09 03:34:14 AM
I thought the headline was funny.

Radioactive Ape's comment, however, was a howler.
 
2006-08-09 03:47:26 AM
RadioactiveApe
"Door falls off a Brazilian aircraft in flight. That's a lot of falling doors"

How is this a funny pun? It's not even grammatically correct.
"A brazilian aircract" is singular, that's why "a" is there.

Whoever greenlit this is a tool.


Um..how is that wrong. The "a" is refering to the amount. The same way you would say "a" flock of geese. You see the word aircraft is also the plural form of aircraft*.

Now you couldn't say "A hundred dollar" because that wouldn't be right. You could say "A hundred dollars" the same way you could say "A hundred aircraft". Or a brazillion. whatever. I'm no english nazi either. Hell I flunked just about every english class I've ever taken. You sir, are a moron.

* http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/aircraft
 
2006-08-09 03:52:27 AM
Sorry, I didn't get it either. Still don't. Please, nobody explain it - jokes are never finny if they have to be explained.
 
2006-08-09 03:55:38 AM
"Door falls off a Brazilian aircraft in flight. That's a lot of falling doors"

How is this a funny pun? It's not even grammatically correct.
"A brazilian aircract" is singular, that's why "a" is there.

Whoever greenlit this is a tool.



Grammar isn't funny, you farking attractive and successful African-American
 
2006-08-09 03:58:07 AM
Or possibly even funny. Sorry, it's early.
 
2006-08-09 04:09:42 AM
canusa:

I always thought it was,

"yes, but those fokkers were flying messerschmidts!"

/loves me a brazillan clichees
 
2006-08-09 04:11:47 AM
oh, i get it now, brazillian, bazillion. har har.
 
2006-08-09 04:33:33 AM
president bush was told that six brazillion soldiers died in a gunfight the day before. he looks up and says "thats terrible!... how many is a brazillion again?"
 
2006-08-09 04:34:09 AM
dammit! brazillian x2!
 
2006-08-09 04:59:04 AM
"We got muthaf*ckin doors fallin off this muthaf*ckin plane!"
www.epochtimes.com
 
2006-08-09 05:26:55 AM
xen0blue
Ciao bella



He who laughs last thinks slowest?


/look out for snakes...
 
2006-08-09 05:54:47 AM
eh...a million. a jillion..moot point if it's more than one.

\'specialy if it's the plane i'm on
 
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