And Chairman Kaga wasnt even there this time.

Gigity gigity.

/Them Estonian broads love it when you hit bottom.

Did the earth move for you, too?

Hey, wait a sec.

Says she fell through the floor while having sex.

Where's the other person?

Was it Kelly Osborne or the stripped beach ball?

Oh the Huge Mammaries!!!

no mention of the other person?
umm, excuse my ignorance, but when you are having sex, usually (Smookys wang not withstanding), you are so close to the other person that if they were to fall through a hole.. so would you.

although, i can picture a few scenarios where she might take a tumble and roll away.
never mind.

how the hell did this happen?

So what happened to the other person? Seems like an obvious question.

lots of sex today... I had sex, an 88 year old indian farmer had sex, this woman fell through a floor having sex and thailand is trying to prevent teenagers from having sex by removing "good penetration" condoms. What the hell is up with sex today?


/not complaining, just wondering.

Useless without pics.

And here I thought the time I fell out of a tree was embarassing

So she went down on her partner?

MilEastGirl, thats why they invented harnesses. Just strap your self in and enjoy the ride...

Colossus wanted for questioning?

/it was totally his fault.

party on


/didn't mention her clothes, either

Buffy?

muninsfire:

Damn, you got there 1st.....

That was what I was asking while reading that very lame article. Short on details indeed.

You know its rough sex when you fall through your own hole.

Rescuers had to use a fire fighting ladder to rescue the 22-year-old woman from the basement, which was 2,5m deep

What was that deep, the woman or the basement?

It's better when you have her clinging to the ceiling.

Gotta watch that recoil. It'll get ya.

Now that's some farking!

That's what she said....before the floor broke.

/Nuthin'

MilEastGirl: And here I thought the time I fell out of a tree was embarassing

You were farking in a tree? Doesn't the bark chafe?

It was a pr0n version of The Money Pit, starring Shelly Longg.

Farking in the Basement? Was this the follow-up to Dancin' on The Ceiling?

Well.....

That's knocking the bottom out if it.

this is why fat people should not have sex.

"When I said get on the floor I meant get on the floor!"

BassPlayinManiac

You said you had sex?
Either you are a liar or the world is ending.
Bass players never get laid.

/used to be a bass player
//switched to guitar
///the world really is ending...

Untrustworthy

what can I say I was young and it was a challenge, but our clothes were used as padding to prevent chafing

I guess the guy didn't have much to hold onto.

Big girls need loving too

Geeeesh, that is what happens when you don't practice safe sex.

"The woman, who was conscious and breathing after the accident, was taken to hospital for treatment," Simulson said. -- AFP

If she was conscious and breathing, did they get to finish?

MilEastGirl: And here I thought the time I fell out of a tree was embarassing

Just a reminder to always wear your safety harness when you go out on a limb.

/best I could come up with
//heh, come

Apparently the chain broke on the old Taiwan basket.

I picture this guy drillin' it doggie style, eyes closed, hands resting on her ass. Then she's just gone thru a hole in the floor.

LMAO.

spidergoat
Well.....
That's knocking the bottom out if it.

and you know what they say....if you can't knock the bottom out it, bang the hell out of the sides!

Blue Ballz suck...poor guy ;)

I caved in the tile on the side of a bathtub shower once, while, uh, entertaining someone. On the other side of the wall was an elevator shaft. If I'd had just a little more oomph that day, it would have been one hell of an accident report.

dogfood


I picture this guy drillin' it doggie style, eyes closed, hands resting on her ass. Then she's just gone thru a hole in the floor.

LMAO.


be even funnier if he didn't notice

fatal_exception

So she went down on her partner?

and the award for the best off the cuff response goes to...

You go girl!

First thing I thought of Shocktopus. "When did the house collapse?"

You get your geek pass stamped, Mr_Smartypants, you're good for another year.

I guess I do too, since I even know what you're talking about.

"The woman, who was conscious and breathing heavily after the accident, was taken to hospital for treatment," Simulson said.

fixed that one for you, Simulson.