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(Some Guy)   Penelope Cruz claims to look like a wild monkey, which makes her the most attractive monkey in history   (wampoon.com) divider line 17
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2006-08-07 07:58:05 AM  
I'd spank that monkey...

/errr
 
2006-08-07 08:54:40 AM  
As long as she doesn't say she looks like a silverback...
 
2006-08-07 08:55:49 AM  
I'd give her my banana.

/hooray for bad puns
//and innuendo
 
2006-08-07 09:00:49 AM  
Isnt having sex with a wild monkey how humans got teh HIV?
 
2006-08-07 09:03:16 AM  
I thought she looked like a duck.
 
2006-08-07 09:15:57 AM  
If you study her face, it's not that beautiful, but to me, there has always been something extremely sexy about her.
 
2006-08-07 09:36:48 AM  
She can look like a wild monkey all she wants. As long as she doesn't act like one. The image of her flinging poo at guests when they come over and jumping on furnature and whatnot, just isn't all that attractive for some reason.
 
2006-08-07 09:59:45 AM  
At last! A woman for me!!!
 
2006-08-07 10:15:26 AM  
Lesson 1.

Monkey Faced
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NOT Monkey Faced
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2006-08-07 10:23:18 AM  
wild monkey + Wild Turkey = wild ride

/There, I said it.

//Jennifer, if you read this, just kidding.
 
2006-08-07 10:58:11 AM  
I'd let her throw feces at me.
 
2006-08-07 11:21:13 AM  
"I have no time for people who moan about the fact they are beautiful."

"I get to wear lots of new clothes *snif* and make lots and lots of money *snif*.... when will this ghoulish nightmare end?!"
 
2006-08-07 01:16:16 PM  
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2006-08-07 01:41:06 PM  
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2006-08-07 03:34:29 PM  
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I would hit Dr. Zira long, long, LONG before I hit Penelope Cruz.
 
2006-08-07 03:42:32 PM  
I have had a thing for Penelope ever since I saw the movie "Abre los Ojos".
 
2006-08-07 03:55:51 PM  
"Such a beautiful name. PEEN-a-lope. (Squeeze) PEEN-a-lope. (Squeeze)"
 
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