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(Some Guy)		Girl scout troop leader caught with hand in cookie jar (apnews.myway.com)		94
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Baggins		2006-08-04 10:32:55 PM

ROFL, for some reason, I thought she had her hand in another cookie jar...I guess that would have read "Girl scout troop leader caught with finger in cookie jar" though.

NoMessiahInHere		2006-08-05 12:58:48 AM

I thought the exact same thing as Baggins.

Props to smitty, though.

/too much red wine tonight

locater16		2006-08-05 12:59:17 AM

Baggins beat me too it, wanted to be the first to say "thread useless without pics" ohwell

Gonzee		2006-08-05 01:00:35 AM

that was disappointing.

a2pfunk		2006-08-05 01:00:49 AM

Cookies are an acquired taste. One should start out with brownies.

Jesus 2.0		2006-08-05 01:01:12 AM

Is that what kids are calling it nowadays?

GBmanNC		2006-08-05 01:01:27 AM

"ROFL, for some reason, I thought she had her hand in another cookie jar...I guess that would have read "Girl scout troop leader caught with finger in cookie jar" though."

I take it you don't watch a lot of pr0n?

Honest Bender		2006-08-05 01:02:45 AM

I guess I'm not alone when I say that dirty dirty thoughts came to mind when I read that headline.
/really dirty

Flaming Asshat		2006-08-05 01:03:30 AM

Literally. damn. So not what sooo many farkers were hoping for.

/well played, submitter!

Rodriguez		2006-08-05 01:03:43 AM

Yeah, I totally thought he was sleeping with the troops.

/goddamn fark.

em0tast1c		2006-08-05 01:04:00 AM

Wow and hear I thought I was the only one.

fark_y00		2006-08-05 01:04:37 AM

COULD be ordered to pay back the money? Should have to pay back about 6x what was stolen. Stealing from a non-profit club for children is pretty low. It's my understanding that the troop only gets around $0.50 from every $3.00 box of cookies sold, which is practically a crime in itself...

/Can't get enough thin mints...

evajyna		2006-08-05 01:04:41 AM

Apparently I'm a pervert too, because I was totally expecting a molestation story.

I feel bad about myself.

Combat Medici		2006-08-05 01:04:45 AM

Curses! Trefoiled again! I couldn't stop myself from stealing samoa. Because it's allabout the benjamins.

DrForrester		2006-08-05 01:05:30 AM

This thread deserves the SAD tag.

Yelladawg		2006-08-05 01:07:02 AM

red headed stranger		2006-08-05 01:07:03 AM

Add me to the perv list.

Taedirk		2006-08-05 01:07:08 AM

Okay, did anyone not think this was something dirty?

/I know I did.
//Guess it's the special hell for me, with the people who talk at the theater.
///Yeah, I do that too. One ticket, please.

ruthlessliberal		2006-08-05 01:07:36 AM

I'm surprised not only at how many people expected molestation, but also how many readily admit it.

/Also a pervert

Broadcastdave		2006-08-05 01:08:33 AM

I would put it in her cookie jar anytime

editorinquief		2006-08-05 01:08:38 AM

"Five thousand dollars is a lot of Thin Mints," Delaware County Prosecutor Dave Yost said.

It must be the beer, because I've been laughing at this far longer than normal.

Bon_Scott		2006-08-05 01:11:51 AM

I can't take running into any more of that fat arse buttsecks lady pic. Now, I need another drink.

editorinquief		2006-08-05 01:14:15 AM

Bon_Scott

You just made me -really- look at the pic.

/runs to the kitchen
//corkscrew
///bottle of yellowtail chiraz

Flashman73		2006-08-05 01:16:53 AM

So, since we're all in here anyways, does anybody have any sick sex stories to share?!

a2pfunk		2006-08-05 01:18:08 AM

I once puked on a chick while going down on her... And her dog ate it.

You mean sick like that?

Flaming Asshat		2006-08-05 01:19:55 AM

a2pfunk

I just threw up. In my mouth. A lot.

Slim Pickens		2006-08-05 01:24:05 AM

So, I guess she'll be do-si-do-ing her way to jail.

bullock.		2006-08-05 01:27:04 AM

uh, once a chick tossed up while 'tasting' my cock. farked her anyway.

/17 at the time.

a2pfunk		2006-08-05 01:27:38 AM

Flaming Asshat:

Thanks. I try,

Freak		2006-08-05 01:27:41 AM

I in no way thought the story was going to be about molestation or anything sexual based on the headline. You all should be ashamed of yourselves, you bunch of perverts. Now if you'll excuse me, my midget tranny porn just finished downloading.

another-farker		2006-08-05 01:36:33 AM

as most others have already pointed out, that wasnt the cookie jar i was thinking about.

Ronald McNipples		2006-08-05 01:37:26 AM

I guess if you can get 18 months in prison for a crime committed against your girlscout troup, you have to be pretty farkin badass.

editorinquief		2006-08-05 01:38:46 AM

Not really sick.

Hot tub >>> Relieved myself in hot rub >> recieved fellatio in hot tub. >> fellator 'swished' her mouth with the hot tub water >> god that was funny

Breninllwyd		2006-08-05 01:42:41 AM

Been trying to think of sick sex stories...can't think of any. Just good memories. =)

editorinquief		2006-08-05 01:44:28 AM

Breninllwyd

Yar, good memories usually come to mind.

/No pun intended
//still got nothing
//third o'the way to being pirate drunk

Resin33		2006-08-05 01:49:18 AM

And I read on freerepublic.com that the gay Boy Scouts were the bad ones!

/they blame gays for every molested boy scout story BTW

Maui Haui		2006-08-05 01:53:26 AM

mmmmmmmmmmmm girl scout cookies.......

fap fap fap fap fappitty fap fap

Bicycle safety tip		2006-08-05 01:53:39 AM

I heard that if we legalize gay marriage, legalized pedophilia will be next. Discuss.

Or not.

Whatever.

I don't care.

a2pfunk		2006-08-05 01:55:23 AM

Bicycle Safety Tip:

I'm just a kid at heart so... AWESOME!

Breninllwyd		2006-08-05 01:55:26 AM

Bicycle safety tip
Yea, I heard that they would allow beastiality next too.
/excited
//sooo just kidding
///or am i

HELLMASTERX2		2006-08-05 01:55:42 AM

i blame the JOOS!

Vangor		2006-08-05 01:55:54 AM

Well a girl once pissed in my mouth after I went down on her and she orgasmed. That tasted absolutely terrible, I swear I was inhaling at the time so I am sure I swallowed some, and I would've either spit it back on her or most likely all of my bed so I had to rush, admittedly five feet, with a mouthful of piss.

Unfortunately afterwards I just kept laughing when she was fellating me and I could barely keep myself hard, she kept looking up at me not with that "is he enjoying himself" but that "effort getting mocked" look. Of course her first assumption was I was laughing at the idea of missing in her mouth, but really, I was pondering the double standard of the girl pissing on me just leaving me a bit stunned and her meekly apologizing, while if I had done the same I could expect a fully legitimized death.

Resin33		2006-08-05 01:57:50 AM

Thanks Vangor. I was really hoping someone would post something like that. Or not.

Breninllwyd		2006-08-05 01:57:55 AM

Vangor
she shouldn't have been able to piss if she was orgasming. Are you sure it wasn't just female ejaculation?

Gilliam317		2006-08-05 02:00:06 AM

Combat Medici

Curses! Trefoiled again!

Just to let you know, I am using that.

/Sisters are scouts
//Mother's a leader
///Idea has been tossed of me being honorary Girl Scout
////I sold cookies out of the trunk of my car in High School

derek20cali		2006-08-05 02:03:14 AM

Breninllwyd:

You're hot.

conniemac		2006-08-05 02:03:19 AM

This happened to my Girl Scout troop back in the 1960's. We did some fundraising for a local hospital to help them build a unit for premature babies and the assistant scout leader stole the donations. She was arrested and kicked out of the Scouts. I never found out if she paid back the money (around $500). We collected the money by doing chores like mowing lawns, etc. for people in the community.

Vangor		2006-08-05 02:03:40 AM

No brenin, if you apply pressure to the Urethra with your tongue, most women have a lot of sensitivity there but it also feels like pressure caused by having to urinate. And if a woman has never had her needs met she will tend to orgasm quickly, which will tend to be dry, and will fall into a relaxed state very quickly, not to mention if they do have a "pissworthy" amount of urine, well you can see the disaster that befell that time, albeit I am sure it was a rarity, it was definitely not the taste, texture, smell, or color of female ejaculate.