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2006-08-04 05:14:38 PM
Do you want men and boys to ogle your daughter's boobies?
 
2006-08-04 05:21:35 PM
Heh...when my wife was in HS they sent out a memo regarding the dress code. They had a rule against, as they put it, "anal cleavage". Want a unlimited supply of giggles? Say "anal cleavage" in front of a bunch of 9th graders.
 
2006-08-04 05:26:35 PM
This deserves the sad tag.
 
2006-08-04 05:29:24 PM
Did anyone else notice the well placed advertisement?

Linky
 
2006-08-04 05:36:26 PM
Even some teenagers agree there is a problem. “I think it's good that they're doing it,” said student, Tyler Edwards.
 
2006-08-04 05:47:09 PM
Methinks Tyler should be against this since he isn't getting laid with that attitude.
 
2006-08-04 06:16:08 PM
This rule is going to fall flat on its chest unless it is clearly defined as to what is against the rules. You know some girls are purposely going to try to cross the line, only to get biatchslapped in the process.

Switch to school uniforms. Problem solved.


/cue ACLU lawsuit in 3... 2... 1...
 
2006-08-04 06:35:33 PM
If you ban cleavage, only criminals will have cleavage.
 
2006-08-04 06:51:51 PM
Dinjiin: Switch to school uniforms. Problem solved.


Yes! White poplin blouses and plaid skirts! Oh! And kneesocks and penny loafers! I love where this is going.
 
2006-08-04 06:53:01 PM
eddyatwork: Methinks Tyler should be against this since he isn't getting laid with that attitude.

Methinks Tyler Edwards probably has teh ghey.
 
2006-08-04 07:11:46 PM
Kids need to grow up sometime. It might as well be before they go off to college.

Do you really want your daughters to go off to college that nieve? They wont come back that way.
 
2006-08-04 07:29:25 PM
I think this is BS!

I think underage girls should be allowed to dress as slutty as they want to!

I also think they should install brass poles in school hallways!

And charge 1/2 price on Wednesdays!

This is America, goddammit! Everyone has the right to be a stupid, ego-driven ass -- and by God, it's these childrens' right to do so!
 
2006-08-04 07:35:27 PM
a travesty!
 
2006-08-04 07:54:17 PM

"It's gotten bad enough that, unfortunately, our young males are looking at more than their English book, their speech book, their science book," says school board president Sherri Wade. "And it's kind of nice to have something left to the imagination."


Maybe if your teachers weren't so ugly they would pay more attention in class. Hire some cute ass teachers and you wouldn't have that problem.
 
2006-08-04 09:02:13 PM
That'll be tough to enforce, considering everything is bigger in Texas.

Also, this thread absolutely requires Dallas cheerleader pics. Get to work, everybody.
 
2006-08-04 09:03:09 PM
This thread is worthless without pics.
 
2006-08-04 09:03:23 PM
that kid who thinks it's a good idea


obviously aint getting any
 
2006-08-04 09:03:58 PM
Tyler Edwards is gay
that is all.
 
2006-08-04 09:04:44 PM
As long as it includes the men, which in Texas may be a bigger challenge than covering up women's cleavage.
 
2006-08-04 09:06:19 PM
Tyler Edwards is gay
that is all.


Agreed.
 
2006-08-04 09:06:19 PM
GLASS PARKING LOT!
 
2006-08-04 09:06:25 PM
"It's gotten bad enough that, unfortunately, our young males are looking at more than their English book, their speech book, their science book," says school board president Sherri Wade.

Um, I think somebody needs to talk to Sherri Wade about the birds and the bees.

Or maybe fire her ass, because it seems odd to have a school board president who's obviously never met a teenage boy.

Sheet.
 
2006-08-04 09:08:22 PM
www.fileitunder.com

How do I, say goodbye, to what we had?
The good times that made us laugh, always come back, ohhh...

/popcorn RocketRod
//know the song?
 
2006-08-04 09:08:27 PM
The Texas School system won't be happy till all the girls wears these...

www.rights.no
 
2006-08-04 09:08:39 PM
well, then its our duty to fill this thread up with:
i20.photobucket.com
and
i20.photobucket.com
 
2006-08-04 09:08:58 PM
our young males are looking at more than their English book,"

They only have one?
 
2006-08-04 09:09:32 PM
Did they also ban the Beav?
 
2006-08-04 09:09:36 PM
WORTHFUL WITH PICS!
 
2006-08-04 09:10:41 PM
>>They only have one?

Two boobs. One book. School has changed.
 
2006-08-04 09:10:45 PM
wait, so are they going to saw off the boobs or something?

the only way to prevent kids from being distracted is to blindfold them, but then they'll just stare at the blindfold
 
2006-08-04 09:11:09 PM
I don't know if I'm in favor or against this proposal. I recall failing a chemistry quiz or two because I was staring at my HS sweethart in a navy blue tank top instead of learning things. On the other hand, something, something, I don't remember, only images of a navy blue tank top come to mind.

\Supports school uniforms
\\Don't remember the rest of my argument
\\\Navy Blue Tanktop, mmmmmm....
 
2006-08-04 09:11:11 PM
Thing started to go downhill after they banned beavage
leathercatalog.net
 
2006-08-04 09:11:22 PM
My hih school had a rule like that too, lucky for me I didn't have cleavage.... sometimes it's good to be the president of the itty-bitty-titty committee
 
2006-08-04 09:11:30 PM
Even some teenagers agree there is a problem. "I think it's good that they're doing it," said student, Tyler Edwards.

As soon as I started reading that sentence, my mind finished it with "... said a student who wished to remain anonymous". I can't believe he'd allow someone to quote him on that!
 
2006-08-04 09:13:03 PM
No cleavage? I think the terrorists are winning.
 
2006-08-04 09:13:19 PM
Your "hih school?" You needed to spend less time on cleavage, anyway.
 
2006-08-04 09:13:26 PM
They came for the cleavage, & I said nothing.
Then, they came for the cameltoe...
 
2006-08-04 09:13:56 PM
Aw, now I'm thinking about Robin... can't remember her last name. So cute. You know the famed soft fuzzy sweater of song? She wore 'em. Proudly held shoulders pushed her perfect breasts forward as if you say " We are the softest deadly weapons in the world. We are as close to you as a handshake but as untouchable as any star in the sky."
 
2006-08-04 09:14:31 PM
Adolescent boys will never stop looking at boobs.

\Get over it.
 
2006-08-04 09:15:13 PM
tbeatty

what do you expect from a public education????
 
2006-08-04 09:15:29 PM
cleveoh: They came for the cleavage, & I said nothing.
Then, they came for the cameltoe...


haahah. excellent.
 
2006-08-04 09:16:34 PM
Girls with cleavage, teachers having sex with their students.
I guess I was just born to early.

Oh, and get off my lawn!
 
2006-08-04 09:17:44 PM
I'll play.

www.antigeist.com
 
2006-08-04 09:18:50 PM
While most parents support the new rule, some worry that enforcing it could be a challenge.

What, like who's going to be the first girl to sue for sexual harassment for a teacher looking at her knockers? I can see the Fark headline now... Busty bustee busts buster.

I imagine at least there'd be a sharp dropoff in teachers "accidentally" dropping their pencils.
 
2006-08-04 09:18:56 PM
Isotope
When I was in 11th grade, my English teacher read the class a poem that included the phrase "ass cleavage". So, I can confirm that you are not lying.
 
2006-08-04 09:19:03 PM
Arlington Farkers take note -

It stands to reason the Arlington Independent School District will soon have a job posting for "Minimal Boobage Compliance Officer."
 
2006-08-04 09:19:05 PM
My high school always had uniforms, hoping to fix problems like this. Much to their surprise they later realized that collered shirts can still show cleavage.
 
2006-08-04 09:19:25 PM
Dear Tyler,

If you'd like, I would be willing to switch places with you. You can come and work in the sausage fest I call an office, and I will go to school for you in what sounds like a real titty-filled hell. I'm sure you'd like this arrangement, though be warned that none of my co-workers swing that way. You can even live with my wife. Don't worry about seeing her titties, she is anti-sex.

Yours ever so truly,
Mike

PS: What is the legal age of consent in Texas? I would like to have dirty carnal relations with as many of your legal-aged classmates as possible. Even the fatties, because some of them are real freaks in the sack.
 
2006-08-04 09:19:40 PM
Tyler Edwards might not be gay. Tyler Edwards might be a girl. A flat-chested girl.
 
2006-08-04 09:20:05 PM
Phil McKraken

Heh...I know a woman who has a friend whose name is the same as your nick! And she never thought about what it sounded like until I pointed it out to her. She says she can't say his name without giggling now. :)
 
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