CapeFearCadaver

I LOL'd

I would hit them, every chick.
I would hit them, with my dick.
I would hit them here, or there.
I would hit them anywhere.

(Except Paris...she's nasty)

The great thing about being a billionaire is you can afford to take anyone you want as the vessel for your seed, thus ensuring your progeny possess only the best genes. This is why self-made rich are ugly as hell (Bill Gates, anyone?), but old blood are pretty easy on the eyes.

/Would that I were rich.
//Curse my middle class blood!

Where's the BOOBIES for my WEENER?

2006-08-04 02:31:27 PM ApocoLypstick
Julia Louis-Dreyfus's father is actually Richard Dreyfus isn't he?

That's what I thought too!

Ok so where's the link?....Using firefox and its literally not there next to the boobies logo....weird.

I wouldn't fark Paris Hilton with your dick.

355 replies to this headline, and not ONE image. Wow.

I would hit each and every one of them.

Would hit anyone of them... but what is so hot about the Lauren chick? Looks older than she is. I like the Lydia Hearst-Shaw one.

Atomic_Puppy: Ah, is so good to see people that the only reason they are wealthy is to have been spawned by their parents.

//The middle class will revolt.

What we need is an elimination of the estate, or "death" tax! That way, all 12,000 estates that are currently affected can produce more billionair hotties.

/would hit both Hearsts mercilessly.

HTML enabled, except for images...

/may have something to do with it.
//dunno, though.

Wow, the Hearsts are hot. And I had no idea JLD was the daughter of a billionaire - hey man, I liked her before I knew she was obscenely weathly.

OTOH I have no idea why Anna Anisimova is on the list, aside from being ridiculously weathly she doesn't strike me as anything special. Sure, I still wouldn't kick her out of bed, but she's just the odd bird out on that list.

Cupajo: I wouldn't fark Paris Hilton with your dick.

I'd double-wrap my rascal, but that's about it.

Fark is really letting me down...no pics of the hotties in this thread...wth

/guess all the farkers with teh html skilz don't like rich hotties.

What I could never figure out is how Elaine could have "shiksa appeal" when she was played by Julia Louis Drefus who is Jewish?
NSFW-ish [pops]

TurdBurglar

I know several of you guys here think the Bloomberg chick is hot, but I just don't see it.

Yeah, I agree. She is one of the less attractive of the bunch.
Not to say that I wouldn't hit it -- I would :)
She is a pretty girl, but comparatively very average.

They were born on third base and think they hit a triple.

Chad's "Hit-It or Aquit-It" List:

Predator: Aquit-It
/Obscure?
//"If no one saw him walk through the door, it can not be the Pred-a-tor."

Chick from Enterprise: Hit-It

OJ: Drink-It, Aquit-It

Josse Bissett: Hit-It

Jessica Alba: Hit-It, Aquit-It on anything she did EVER, even to me, my family, or my dog.

Alferd Packer: Aquit-It
/Obscure again?

-Chad

I wouldn't touch Paris (who in their right mind would?), but I'd hit Nikki so hard, she'd think she was Paris...

I'd hit em all, though for Paris I would wear a hazmat suit and triple bag it...

Not one pic.

Amazing.

/Would hit THEM ALL
//Anyone saying not is teh gay

WHERE ARE THE PICS

Wouldn't do any of them. Too many folks have already traveled those roads, and there's only so much you can repave, y'know?

I'd hit the entire collection.

I could careless whoever parked in the garage before so long they are clean...and are willing to marry me with a generous pre-nup. Hey, I'm realistic, I know I'm not getting half.

--h

Yes. Yes, I would. Especially Elaine.

There are no pictures because the admins are smarter than us regular Farker monkeys they know what is good for us. And no images on this thread is good for us, even if we don't know it. Yessss, good for us. What? A dissenter! It's time for a re-Neducation!

Be prepared to have your HTML rights taken away from you, one code at a time. Muahahaha!

I would hit each and every one of them. The only one I'd have to think about would be Paris, and only because she must be a carrier of every STD known to man.

Ralph Lauren's daughter is insanely hot.

most worthless thread ever. where are all the pics!?

pics please.

Back in the olden days, a boobies tag usually meant boobies.

It's nice to see that we are going back to being ashamed of the human body.

Sinners! Sinners we be, why not have the sin(s)?

Umm ya,

<img src="http://stevevicious.weblogs.us/wp-content/julia_louis_dreyfus_1.jpg>/img src>

To drunk to place pic on page. It's here,

http://stevevicious.weblogs.us/wp-content/julia_louis_dreyfus_1.jpg

I bet you 100 bucs I can go longer than you before losing my thrine as king of the county!

votedbush: Umm ya,

<img src="http://stevevicious.weblogs.us/wp-content/julia_louis_dreyfus_1.jpg>/img src>

That's some rough html there, buddy. But, it's the thought that counts!

Elizabeth Paige Laurie - Bud Walton's grand-daughter. You'd like to hit it, but she'd likely pay someone to take the hit instead.

Of course, there's always Sam Walton's unmarried daughter, Alice. If history is any indication, she'd be more likely to hit you. With a car. And get away with it.

I like how they had to put Julia Louise-Dreyfus on the list so that it didn't look like a complete list full of vapid, self-centered, greedy party girls who don't deserve a dime of the money they have.

WHERE ARE THE PICS?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????

We dont need no pics on no mother farkin forum!

//snakes on a forum?
///got no pics
////likes slashies

Of course Julia Louise-Dreyfus is rich... she's got one of those fancy 2 last-name names.

This is the first thread I have ever seen on fark without 1 farking pic. Mark the date.

Paris Hilton is the most boring biatch on the planet btw. My dog and I have had more intelligent conversations!

I couldn't help it!! I needs some mutha farkin pics on my mutha thread!

<img src="http://xe1.xanga.com/c32c1671c013045184623/b6712867.jpg">

for thouse thinking about hitting paris hilton, you would be going where every man has been before.

/you may catch something

2006-08-05 05:37:31 AM shadowtec [TotalFark]

for thouse thinking about hitting paris hilton, you would be going where every man has been before.

/you may catch something

Exactly how many Farkers have hit that?

the best part about this thread is

NONE OF THEM WOULD HIT YOU.

Julia Louis-Dreyfus is rich? I mean not rich, but rich-rich?
Hm! She doesn't act like it.

And (not that anyone cares), I would tag her like an endangered species, money or no money.
The rest of 'em...y'all can have 'em. Call me whatever you like, they simply don't do it for me.

AMAZING!!! NO PICTURES AT ALL ON THIS POST!!

debonaire: AMAZING!!! NO PICTURES AT ALL ON THIS POST!!

It must be a sign of the coming apocalypse.