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(Herald Tribune (SW Florida))   City's restrictive Internet filter prevents police from investigating local prostitutes that advertise on the Web   ( divider line
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2006-08-02 03:13:46 PM  
Yeah, "Investitgate"

Go to Eros on your own time.
2006-08-02 04:47:42 PM  
I have the same problem at my job. No bestiality filter, so I've got that going for me.
2006-08-02 04:57:31 PM  
Go away, Comissioner. I'm doing "research".
2006-08-02 04:57:47 PM  
What is a filter?
2006-08-02 04:58:20 PM  
Yeah. That's the excuse.
2006-08-02 04:58:39 PM  
All your pron filters are belong to us.
2006-08-02 04:59:41 PM  
Having no filter whatsoever at work is so awesome....
2006-08-02 05:01:10 PM  
filter schmilter... i've got one here at work but when i'm lonely, i just GIS tubgirl
2006-08-02 05:02:01 PM  
Cry me a river... Prostitution and pot should be legalized and cops should be focusing on the bad guys.

/ If only they "investigated" actual crime with the same dedication and resolve...
2006-08-02 05:03:13 PM  
The farkers at my job even have GIS blocked. Thank goodness for the ability to run a webserver at home with CGI proxy installed.
2006-08-02 05:03:23 PM  
At least on Fark, we can post words such as boobies, boobies, and boobies without fear of any filterage.
2006-08-02 05:03:33 PM  


2006-08-02 05:03:38 PM  

Oh. My. God.
2006-08-02 05:04:09 PM big deal. All the god prostitutes hang out on Ultrafar+++++++NO CARRIER
2006-08-02 05:04:21 PM  
Obviously that cop in Florida with the 1200 porn images stored on the server that got canned last week didn't have a filter.

Our filters at work make life more interesting. How many different links and ways can I find around them?
2006-08-02 05:04:30 PM  
I can understand how the cops have to view porn on the internet as part of their job. What I don't understand is how they can possibly resist going on a sexual harassment rampage. I mean, it's the porn that makes people do it, right?
2006-08-02 05:05:07 PM  
YESSS!!!! HA!!! finally got someone with that! take that person who got me with that!
2006-08-02 05:05:32 PM  
Whoah! Who tipped the cops off that there's hos on craigslist? Ric Romero?
2006-08-02 05:07:10 PM  
Buh-bye blink_183 enjoy banninationland once a mod reads through this thread.
2006-08-02 05:07:12 PM  

I feel like I'll never be clean again...

Someday, I'll get you back!
2006-08-02 05:08:44 PM  
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick:


...oh man that must've been mortifying.
2006-08-02 05:09:38 PM  
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Oh. My. God.

Please tell me you knew beforehand about tubgirl. She's as old as the Internets itself.
2006-08-02 05:10:47 PM  

I don't know...that looked pretty fresh to me.

2006-08-02 05:12:18 PM  
No. No I didn't it.

I'm old, I have a job, new to Fark, somewhat gullible...its like I got led down an alley and mugged!
2006-08-02 05:12:35 PM  
The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Oh. My. God.

Oh come on, serves you right for doing GISes suggested by random people.

Here, have a cup of nice warm chocolate milk to make you feel better!
2006-08-02 05:13:33 PM  
LMFAO ahhh the days of sending my old boss links to tubgirl and goatc... maybe that was the reason they installed filters at my last office job
2006-08-02 05:14:25 PM  
Ah well then, welcome to teh intarweb. Keep your hands and feet inside the ride at all times. There is bleach for your eyes down the hall and to the left.
2006-08-02 05:16:08 PM  
Like the cops need to look on the interwebs. They're probably on a first name basis with every hooker in town.
2006-08-02 05:16:21 PM  
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2006-08-02 05:17:03 PM  


Groinfribbler. What is the reason people post erste poste?
2006-08-02 05:17:35 PM  
MilEastGirl: LMFAO ahhh the days of sending my old boss links to tubgirl and goatc... maybe that was the reason they installed filters at my last office job

Ooohh you mentioned teh internet "g" word. I remember all those shock websites back in the 90's. I owe a lot of friends cockpunches for those.
2006-08-02 05:19:20 PM  
darklordseth: The Gordie Howe Hat Trick: Oh. My. God.

Oh come on, serves you right for doing GISes suggested by random people.

Might I suggest a GIS for "lemonparty"?
2006-08-02 05:19:34 PM  
Good, maybe that will keep the police investigating crime that actually hurts someone. I say let the hoes make a little $$. They obviously need it, and citys, tax the F out of it, and regularly screen for diseases. Seems to work in Nevada, me thinks.
2006-08-02 05:20:01 PM  
usrid, glad I could refresh you lovely memories of the 90's hopefully your friends will have forgotten you owe them physical damage so you can take them by complete surprise
2006-08-02 05:23:03 PM  
this thread is going to be empty after the mod gets through with it

/oh the good ol' days of desktop changing wars
//hobo-blow-jobs won it for me...from a fark link no less
2006-08-02 05:25:40 PM  
It was all in good fun...and that burning sensation in the back of your throat when the vomit goes about half-way up.

On topic: Cops can corrupt, watch out.
2006-08-02 05:26:18 PM  
Comedy gold, this thread. +1 to blink_183 for starting the chain of events.

/we'll remember you fondly when your banninated. :-D
2006-08-02 05:26:20 PM  
Ho's get no respect or privacy these day. Tisk, tisk, what is society coming to?
2006-08-02 05:26:24 PM  
"Can *be* corrupt."

Man I suck at this.
2006-08-02 05:26:59 PM  
work blocks one site only: myspace.
2006-08-02 05:27:06 PM  
Why did curiosity make me GIS tubgirl? WHY?!?!?!?

Gordie isn't alone.

////God I'm gullible.
2006-08-02 05:29:34 PM  
Come sit next to me, I'll hold your drink while you hurl.
2006-08-02 05:31:32 PM  
I think gordie's reaction was more to the idea of someone voluntarilly subjecting themself to tubbgal.

No you can't arrest prostitutes. Hooker: Not yours.

Seriously what's with the Ultrafar+++++++++++++ carrier cliche. Is there more to it than I've seen, or is it just kinda silly?

I mean, it's true they organized the kennedy assassination, right?
2006-08-02 05:31:56 PM  
someone comes into your home and steals your computer and all your electronics they tell you you probably won't ever get your stuff back and there's not a lot they can do in the way of investigation... no need to go knock on doors or dust for prints.... but if some church group or 'concerned citizens' get up in arms about a massage parlor giving handjobs and they mount a big sting operation.
2006-08-02 05:32:57 PM  
AHHHHHHH. tubgirl.

Post-traumatic stress disorder. Please pass the mind bleach.
2006-08-02 05:33:20 PM  
Needs "Ironic" tag.
2006-08-02 05:38:21 PM  
mesq: AHHHHHHH. tubgirl.

No,it's - MMMMMMMMMMM...tubgirl.
2006-08-02 05:42:38 PM  
Of course someone once sent me the link to the 'girl' and horrified me.

I only stumbled across the other banninated character by accident on the ORLY site. That ticked me off, too. I could have lived without it, only by the time I saw it, after the folks at the adult video store I used to work in made me watch the 'initiation video', it seemed kinda tame. Tragically.

Seriously, german pron is farked up. I won't go into details. It would be mean.
2006-08-02 05:44:12 PM  
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2006-08-02 05:59:05 PM  
Just posting so I can come back and see this train wreck of a thread later.
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