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		"Muslim Only" day at Britain's biggest amusement park is cancelled after ticket sales bomb (thesun.co.uk)		182
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spectroscopism		2006-08-02 03:34:09 AM

Imam is fat? Your mom is fat!

I'm a towel? You're a towel!

Guido Libido		2006-08-02 03:35:08 AM

Q: Why did Homeland Security raid Sears?
A: They heard that Summer Bed Linen was inside.

/not in the face

BXRWXR		2006-08-02 03:37:36 AM

OK, that last one made me laugh.

Kudos...

jeklow		2006-08-02 03:42:16 AM

oy gevalt, these puns are a pain in the tuckus.

/backs out of thread slowly.

meekychuppet		2006-08-02 03:42:20 AM

Bin Punning?

TheXerox		2006-08-02 03:43:28 AM

Ah, I love pun threads. We get al-qaeda good jokes in here.

Joe091		2006-08-02 03:45:51 AM

I gotta say, as soon as the TF people left, so did the funny.

BXRWXR		2006-08-02 03:49:42 AM

Good thing no one asked, eh killjoy?

Babooshka		2006-08-02 03:54:28 AM

I'm Saudi, but some of this is just offensive.

exhaze_		2006-08-02 03:56:02 AM

This thread is loltastic, emirate?

FauxNews		2006-08-02 03:57:24 AM

Joe091: I gotta say, as soon as the TF people left, so did the funny.

Haifa take teh funny test to get TF.

i am the infidel		2006-08-02 03:58:02 AM

Babooshka: This thread Mecca lot of people offended.

K9fark		2006-08-02 04:01:59 AM

Still plenty of funnay left here... but some uptight admin will recall the greenlight since it doesn't contain submitter bashing or the other typical sissy fight fark wars..

i am the infidel		2006-08-02 04:02:35 AM

I say Phuket! Let's insult all areas of the world.

Shatner's Bassoon		2006-08-02 04:16:43 AM

I gotta say, as soon as the TF people left, so did the funny.

You Gaza be kidding me!

Psycho Doughboy		2006-08-02 04:35:38 AM

Qatar we all talking about?

dylanthomas		2006-08-02 04:39:27 AM

Quran't we all get along?
/this thread is over now

i am the infidel		2006-08-02 04:40:17 AM

Psycho Doughboy: Qatar we all talking about?

We're talking about Saddam stupid article in the The Sunni newspaper.

/IRAQed my brain but could not come up with something better.

lordpwnalot		2006-08-02 04:45:06 AM

All I have to say is GOOD. Good work, england. Nip that shiat in the butt.

i am the infidel		2006-08-02 04:47:39 AM

Well, it is late so imam going to bed soon.

Kazuya		2006-08-02 04:53:55 AM

lordpwnalot

All I have to say is GOOD. Good work, england. Nip that shiat in the butt.

And it was going so well.

amcdonald		2006-08-02 05:24:54 AM

They were just trying to put the fun into fundamentalism ;)

BonoboWannabe		2006-08-02 05:33:30 AM

I work for the amusement park, so Israeli getting a kick out of most of these replies....

Wax_on_Wax_off		2006-08-02 05:34:48 AM

Khomeini closer and I will scream.

Wax_on_Wax_off		2006-08-02 05:37:08 AM

Mustafa break from this puntastic onslaught

sparkythehamster		2006-08-02 05:40:26 AM

I'm laughing Scheherezad I'm waking up my neighbours. Nice work.

FauxNews		2006-08-02 05:50:23 AM

So many puns, I have to Arab the tears from my eyes.

Catracks		2006-08-02 06:07:51 AM

I'll just have to Mullah all of this over.

Catracks		2006-08-02 06:30:06 AM

Oman, kafir this shiite has gone too far

squishface		2006-08-02 06:40:04 AM

sephjnr		2006-08-02 06:43:48 AM

Atta rough guess, 911 has to fit in here somewhere.

TheXerox		2006-08-02 06:43:58 AM

squishface

Wahabbi Taliban Falafal??

Proving once again that it's never too Sunni for a pun thread in Farkistan.

stevoh		2006-08-02 06:46:44 AM

ok,ok, It's in the Baghdad!

TheXerox		2006-08-02 06:51:23 AM

sephjnr: Oh noes! You brought 9/11 into the thread. Now apologize and say you're Saudi.

uropaul		2006-08-02 06:55:11 AM

Ok, so I lol'fd
. Ritht now I/m to the point wheree to I should not post but I GTTA SAYU INSPIE OF THE GRUNT RA,B;ING THIS DRUNK SAYSS GIVE SMITY A BEER

/GOD i ONOY NEED 2 MORE BEERSS

//SOBLACK THE BEER i CAN''T EEN SEE BUT FPR HER

Dragonsbreath		2006-08-02 07:01:54 AM

wydok [TotalFark]
Wow. They couldn't do that in the United States.
Imagine Disney World having a Christians only day. I bet that wouldn't go over well.

Or any place or any religon besides muslim. Besides It was most likely the no bombs rule the religon of peace did not like.

Nemo's Brother		2006-08-02 07:12:15 AM

What a great thread guys! Here we have one about Islam that isn't a political and/or relgious flamewar. Reminds me more of the early days of Fark. Back when we deserved the morally smug attitudes that so many have now.

i am the infidel		2006-08-02 07:25:57 AM

How dare Nemo's Brother Egypt us by not making a pun.

Dragonsbreath must be in daNile too of what this thread is about.

sephjnr		2006-08-02 07:28:31 AM

TheXerox

I'm sari, I forgot what a delhicate situation it still is.

FauxNews		2006-08-02 07:33:44 AM

Nemo's Brother: Here we have one about Islam that isn't a political and/or relgious flamewar.

Good thread, Megaphone must be offline, trolls all asleeep.

hudsucker proxy		2006-08-02 07:38:13 AM

why you guys bedouin this shiat?

dennis155		2006-08-02 07:41:59 AM

I blame America

FauxNews		2006-08-02 07:52:34 AM

Allah be back.

Herculite		2006-08-02 08:00:47 AM

Perfect headline.

MCStymie		2006-08-02 08:07:21 AM

Headline made me laugh.

According to Teh Koran, amusement rides are the work of the Great Satan.

Whosoever shall be caught eating cotton candy must be stoned to death in the name of Allah.

/ululates

Donald_McRonald		2006-08-02 08:20:00 AM

Remember guys, Fark doesn't belong to us; it's Druze.

oryx		2006-08-02 08:23:44 AM

These puns are horrible; Algeria all you punsters.

evenpar123		2006-08-02 08:35:33 AM

lol internet.

Catracks		2006-08-02 08:43:45 AM

I'll never say Saudi because Islamabad religion

criscokkat		2006-08-02 08:45:54 AM

I'll bet these guys are happy. Of course, this story was from months ago. They've probably made different plans again, only to find out voila, they have the park mostly to themselves after they've canceled and moved elsewhere.

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/pages/live/articles/news/news.html?in_article_id=39 5208&in_page_id=1770&ito=1490

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