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(The Sun)   "Muslim Only" day at Britain's biggest amusement park is cancelled after ticket sales bomb   (thesun.co.uk ) divider line
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2006-08-01 10:17:44 PM  
OK, I chuckled.
 
2006-08-01 10:19:25 PM  
Me, too.
 
2006-08-01 10:19:44 PM  
so for the people who did buy do they have to return allah the money?
 
2006-08-01 10:21:48 PM  
kingMountain: so for the people who did buy do they have to return allah the money?

Yes, the entire fatwad of cash
 
2006-08-01 10:24:27 PM  
HaywoodJablonski
Yes, the entire fatwad of cash

i bet they won't mecca that mistake again.
 
2006-08-01 10:25:24 PM  
What's with all the puns?

Jihad to be kidding me.
 
2006-08-01 10:28:22 PM  
Handsome Jack Manitoba
Jihad to be kidding me.

sorry if that's not your bag, dad. i'm just trying tehran a tight ship.
 
2006-08-01 10:29:48 PM  
Many reservations cancelled at the Ramadan Inn
 
2006-08-01 10:30:35 PM  
You guys have fun. Halal be in another thread from now on
 
2006-08-01 10:31:02 PM  
flaEsq
Many reservations cancelled at the Ramadan Inn

well you can't have your cake and eid it too.
 
2006-08-01 10:31:13 PM  
That last one was falafel.
 
2006-08-01 10:31:28 PM  
Apparently Islamabad for business at this park.
 
2006-08-01 10:32:38 PM  
Handsome Jack Manitoba: That last one was falafel.

Zaraqawi about that
 
2006-08-01 10:32:47 PM  
amman, I had a flat tyre anyway
 
2006-08-01 10:33:37 PM  
yasser, we arafat with puns.
 
2006-08-01 10:34:21 PM  
Many reservations cancelled at the Ramadan Inn

Are you Syria?
 
2006-08-01 10:34:34 PM  
I heard they had turban some people.
 
2006-08-01 10:35:25 PM  
Already, now I'm really sikh of this shiite
 
2006-08-01 10:36:08 PM  
i would make another pun, but then i'd look like a damascus of it.
 
2006-08-01 10:37:12 PM  
Already, now I'm really sikh of this shiite

Come now, look the Sunni side of things. Inshallah these puns, there hasn't Bin Laden flaming.
 
2006-08-01 10:38:14 PM  
Handsome Jack Manitoba
Come now, look the Sunni side of things. Inshallah these puns, there hasn't Bin Laden flaming.

osama one will come along and start something.
 
2006-08-01 10:38:50 PM  
Oman, it got greenlit.
 
2006-08-01 10:39:57 PM  
kingMountain: well you can't have your cake and eid it too.

Yeah, I hudna a thing about it before but these really are a dhimmi a dozen, and the grand pbuh put the kibosh on it
 
2006-08-01 10:40:34 PM  
Handsome Jack Manitoba
Oman, it got greenlit.

awww yemen!
 
2006-08-01 10:41:20 PM  
I doubt the upcoming puns will be a Qatar as funny. We'll just have to Kuwait and see.
 
2006-08-01 10:41:41 PM  
oh somali puns, so little time.

//hey they've got a rebel muslim govt, close enough
 
2006-08-01 10:42:17 PM  
JerseyTim: I doubt the upcoming puns will be a Qatar as funny. We'll just have to Kuwait and see.

There are no more from which to jews
 
2006-08-01 10:43:33 PM  
osama one will come along and start something.

Riyadh to Kirkuk his ass.
 
2006-08-01 10:43:37 PM  
HaywoodJablonski
JerseyTim: I doubt the upcoming puns will be a Qatar as funny. We'll just have to Kuwait and see.
There are no more from which to jews


oh a kabbalah wise guys, eh?
 
2006-08-01 10:44:13 PM  
I doubt the upcoming puns will be a Qatar as funny. We'll just have to Kuwait and see.

Umm, Qasr you think we'll run out?
 
2006-08-01 10:45:42 PM  
kingMountain
oh a kabbalah wise guys, eh?

That was pretty funny. I think I Torah muscle laughing.
 
2006-08-01 10:45:58 PM  
i once went to a jewish amusement park. well, not for pleasure but i did take a torah the place.
 
2006-08-01 10:46:56 PM  
JerseyTim

two torah puns?! hasid come to this?
 
2006-08-01 10:47:29 PM  
That was pretty funny. I think I Torah muscle laughing.

Palestine you see a doctor.
 
2006-08-01 10:48:35 PM  
kingMountain: oh a kabbalah wise guys, eh?

That's right, laughing haha halal the way to the bank. But first I'm stopping at the dinar to check out umma thurman sighting. (I hear she's the riyal deal)
 
2006-08-01 10:48:58 PM  
Handsome Jack Manitoba
Palestine you see a doctor.

euphrates really hurt?
 
2006-08-01 10:49:35 PM  
I'd do more but I don't want to Baylon.
 
2006-08-01 10:50:11 PM  
Baylon = Babylon

shiite! I screwed that up.
 
2006-08-01 10:50:52 PM  
euphrates really hurt?

Tigris, I'm not sure, though. Jafar as I know, he is.
 
2006-08-01 10:51:09 PM  
well goodnight, i'm off tibet.
 
2006-08-01 10:51:48 PM  
Threads like this makes my $5/month of TF worth it.

/keep it up, gents
 
2006-08-01 10:54:09 PM  
this has been my favorite thread in a long time, it really let me know hussein around here. but i must libya now and that makes me doubly, no, tripoli sad to go.

//
 
2006-08-01 10:54:17 PM  
/keep it up, gents

Sephardic keep going...
 
2006-08-01 10:57:14 PM  
this has been my favorite thread in a long time, it really let me know hussein around here. but i must libya now and that makes me doubly, no, tripoli sad to go.

Salaam of us aren't quite ready to Bedouin just yet, so we'll keep the punning going.
 
2006-08-01 11:00:22 PM  
Ibn not tired, even though Musa you left.
 
2006-08-01 11:00:56 PM  
el al going to hell for this thread.
 
2006-08-01 11:02:10 PM  
They were just trying to Mecca quick buck anyways.
 
2006-08-01 11:02:32 PM  
Hopefully, when this Kahut the main page, there'll be a Rashid of new comments...
 
2006-08-01 11:04:53 PM  
clifton

Jihad to break the chain of puns, didn't you?
 
2006-08-01 11:05:27 PM  
el al going to hell for this thread.

You're foula it.
 
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