It's so far up there that bashing him is no longer fun. I wonder if he sometimes looks at the wreckage of his presidency and party and wonders why in hell he took Rove's advice and declared war on competency in the first place.


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His head is so far up his butt that even M. C. Escher couldn't draw a picture of it.

HansensDisease: His head is so far up his butt that even M. C. Escher couldn't draw a picture of it.

His head is so far up up his butt that even Salvador Dali can't fathom it.

Damn... Too many "ups" out there..

/Burnside..

George Bush isn't human, he has no belly button, no bunghole and he was conceived solely from the will of our divine being. He is the predestiny that we have all suffered for, he will bring glorious, glorious armageddon and the following salvation for all mankind.

/what?
//he has high cholestorol, does that help?
///it's all the pretzels.
//THESE PRETZELS ARE MAKING ME THIRSTY!
/what?

Pretty far...

Here is an interesting video that claims bush has dementia, it shows him in a debate for governor where he is very quick and articulate (yes he was at one time) and then compares to the more recent version...

http://www.informationclearinghouse.info/video1019.htm

Why don't you guys become President, and you see how easy it is.

You'd find that everyone else's heads are up your butt, and there would be no room in there for your genius.

All old people have dementia...

/defines "old" as over 30

What, no "maybe that's where he'll find the WMD's" joke yet?

Maybe he'll get referred to a shrink who will help him with his delusion that US military will bring peace and open democracy to Iraq.

Hey Georgie-Boy...

A tip from your Uncle Smoky...

You may want to open your eyes if your doctor has both hands on your shoulders during your prostate exam.

\\Although, that's what we all feel like you're doing to us

mooooon river.......

he's a good president! of a PTA.

WayneKerr


Why don't you guys become President, and you see how easy it is.

You'd find that everyone else's heads are up your butt, and there would be no room in there for your genius.

How old are you, 12? That's a very sophomoric argument. Bush is a terrible president in comparison to previous presidents. He is perhaps the worst president ever. Whether some random person on the internet could do a better job is irrelevant. We should elect the best and brightest to be our leaders, and Bush is neither.

Maybe he'll find the WMD up there!


Happy RevLovejoy?

How old is the submitter, 8?

$10 says his brain scan comes up negative

Obviously, submitter is a Libtard troll.

RevLovejoy: What, no "maybe that's where he'll find the WMD's" joke yet?

That would be kinda hilarious if in the middle of the colonoscopy the technician used Bush's "Those WMDs have gotta be here somewhere" line.

Great headline submitter

Headso: Here is an interesting video that claims bush has dementia, it shows him in a debate for governor where he is very quick and articulate (yes he was at one time) and then compares to the more recent version...

cocaine's a hellova drug... combine with alcoholism? the only reason he;s not yelling at cars on the streetcorner is because of his parentage.

Obviously submitter loves Saddam.

/hitler was a liberal!

Turn your head and cough.

I thought it was common knowledge that all politicians have their heads up their asses?

...or his VETO stamp for spending bills...

What are you talking about, he's vetoed like 1 out of the last 1 or so last I checked. Some people are never satisfied.

Bah, this headline took all of 2 seconds to think of. I want my money back

LOL @ Flashman73

How are they going to get a clear picture with so many people kissing his ass?

Doesn't surprise me that that headline got greenlit.

/shaking head

They'll discover a gravitas black hole in his cranium. Able to suck an entire countries dignity and self respect.

George Bush is just doing what he feels is right. He will stay the course no matter the costs, while all you other stinking lieberals pull your heads out of your asses and cut and run.

He's quite the contortionist. He has both feet in his mouth and his head up his ass.

DanUFfan: Doesn't surprise me that that headline got greenlit.


Maybe you should be president!

But...Clinton!

Luckily adults run this country and not farkers

RedfordRenegade

George Bush is just doing what he feels is right.

So does Mike Tyson.

I'm praying for an inoperable stage IV brain tumor

Fark has an evil left-wing bias!!!!!!

Maybe a little, but it more likely has an evil anything-that-goes-against-farker's-personal-beliefs-is-considered-evidence-of -a-massive-conspiracy bias.

Or maybe I'm just biased.

RedfordRenegade: George Bush is just doing what he feels is right. He will stay the course no matter the costs, while all you other stinking lieberals pull your heads out of your asses and cut and run.

Uh, lemme guess. Troll?

RamblingKey: All old people have dementia...

That's not true! Why at one time, I had an entire jam sandwich. Not the whole sandwich, mind you, as I was at Sea World at the time with my nephew. He wears sneakers, you know. And is a big fan of baseball, which I could never understand since 9 outs and you're back in the hot dog line. Yes siree, that was a warm summer for sure.

Why is everyone looking at me?

They'll now see an arm inside his back and a hand where his jaw is.

A few years ago, this thread would've been a 50/50 flamewar. Now it is more than three quarters anti-Bush.

Makes for less dramatic and enjoyable Fark fights, but hopefully it means that much of the ~50% who put Bush in office will exhibit some common sense in the next election...

I don't think they'll find it..............

Hootie Johnson for President!