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(Mainichi Daily News)   Innocent man, picking wild vegetables in forest, deals with charging bear by punching it dead in the face. Pick-a-nick basket THAT, mofo   ( divider line
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2006-07-31 03:55:02 AM

2006-07-31 04:03:58 AM
2006-07-31 04:04:55 AM  
STRYPERSWINE: How could you NOT get pussy with a story like that?
/Dane Cook shark story

I would punch every bear in the face.
2006-07-31 04:20:37 AM  
wdorr - hahaha, Ranma ftw. Nice call.
2006-07-31 04:30:42 AM  
don't all asians know kung fu?
i thought this kind of thing happened all the time!
something jumps out and surprises old woman, she roundhouse kicks it like she was chuck norris' father.
2006-07-31 04:59:31 AM  
So I'm seeing a trend here. Puching anything in the face seems to make it stop. Sharks, Bears, pretty sure there was a story about a wolf attack recently, etc.

Who'd have thunk it?
2006-07-31 05:33:35 AM  
Ok, we've covered redundant adjectives.

Can't wait for submitters next headline: use of determinative possessive pronouns.
2006-07-31 05:46:27 AM  
>2006-07-31 01:36:47 AM ever1261

>Odate, Akita? Japan has bears? Learn something new every day...

there are bears everywhere but africa
2006-07-31 06:04:01 AM
2006-07-31 06:45:20 AM  
does a bear shiat itself in the woods?
2006-07-31 07:08:12 AM  
I'm personally more impressed by the shark story linked up there by justbob2000... the dude hauled a 300kg shark out of the water. Barehanded.

"Dermal denticles? WHAT dermal denticals?" *Stab shark*
2006-07-31 07:13:43 AM  
After all, doesn't your second ammendment give you the right to harm bears?

*Rolls Eyes*

God Man what are you thinking....
It says that We have the Right to Bear Arms.
Preferably over an open flame with a sweet chili rub.

/Screw the chicken wings
//I wants me a Fire Roasted Sweet Chili Bear Arm.
///With a side order of REAL Hush Puppies
////This has been your Monday Morning Slashey-Fest
2006-07-31 07:15:53 AM  
Paging Davey Crockett..
2006-07-31 07:24:30 AM  
"After all, doesn't your second ammendment give you the right to harm bears?

I just spat elephant jizz all over my keyboard!
2006-07-31 07:52:40 AM  
2006-07-31 08:00:50 AM  
mtylerjr: This guy is not impressed.

Not impressed? He looks damn-near BORED.

He needs to rethink his "I just got me a durn bear" face. It's way too Keanu Reeves mindless/soulless.
2006-07-31 08:07:06 AM
2006-07-31 08:15:53 AM  
I think this story is about to be imortalized in comic form:
2006-07-31 08:29:40 AM  
2006-07-31 08:30:35 AM  
Maybe this kid can take some lessons?
2006-07-31 08:54:03 AM

2006-07-31 09:00:29 AM  

Anyone else notice that the Jay's(J's) Be out in force on this page?

/I do believe its a conspiracy.
//Eveyone hate on the Bears!
2006-07-31 09:14:04 AM  
"Check off number four of things I want to do before i die."

-Dr McNinja, moments after punching a raptor in the face.

/not impressed.
2006-07-31 09:17:01 AM  
Anyone else notice that the Jay's(J's) Be out in force on this page?

Do I have to have a 'jay' in my name, or just have it start with 'J'?
2006-07-31 09:57:00 AM  
Great Headline! HA!
2006-07-31 10:01:15 AM  
The state forest wasn't the only thing that was owned.
2006-07-31 10:09:13 AM  
pic-a-nik basket, indeed

although I've seen bigger nipples on acorns than this girl has​l
2006-07-31 10:25:09 AM  
wild vegetables? cool, what kind?
2006-07-31 10:54:50 AM  
2006-07-31 10:55:38 AM  
not pick-a-nick baskets
pick-a-nick caskets
2006-07-31 10:58:12 AM  
So the next time a bear's rummaging through my fridge in the middle of the night, it's okay for him to punch me in the face and take off? Reminds me of the morans that go on nature hikes to see the wildlife and get mauled by mountain lions, which must then of course be tracked down and killed.

Too bad the bear didn't give him a roundhouse kick in return.
2006-07-31 11:17:51 AM  
"Picking wild vegetables" Hehe, he was definitely searching for mushrooms.
2006-07-31 12:06:14 PM
2006-07-31 12:45:18 PM  
Just to make sure this guy gets proper man points....the bears in Japan are actually brown bears....aka grizzlies. This wasn't no sissified black bear that the guy held his ground against.
2006-07-31 01:17:33 PM  
Brass ones that clank.
2006-07-31 01:45:45 PM
2006-07-31 01:45:49 PM  
I was going to say that that is the single coolest headline I have ever read, and then I saw the shark one . . .

I feel like such a beta male.
2006-07-31 02:18:10 PM  
He should have stayed out of the bear's aggro range while working on his herbalism skill. Frigg'n n00b.

/Plays too much WoW.
2006-07-31 04:44:00 PM  
JoeyJoJo: ayday
Anyone else notice that the Jay's(J's) Be out in force on this page?

Jus' representin' yo
2006-07-31 07:20:21 PM  
mtylerjr, that guy's uncle is my barber. Neat.
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