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(LA Times)   Q: Did Mel Gibson get a break after his arrest? A: Does a bear shiat in the woods?   (latimes.com) divider line 183
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2006-07-30 04:44:12 PM  
Actually its the pope who shiats in the woods... the bear justs wears the funny hat.
 
2006-07-30 04:44:50 PM  
Stay out of Malibu, Lebowski Gibson!
 
2006-07-30 04:45:25 PM  
Um, I meant <strike>.
 
2006-07-30 04:45:51 PM  
Drunk drivin' for the Jeebus dosent count!!
 
2006-07-30 04:46:06 PM  
In a great Reno 911 joke Dangle was asked a question with an obvious "yes" answer, and his responce was "Is the pope best friends with Mel Gibson?"
 
2006-07-30 04:47:29 PM  
Rich and famous people get breaks in the judicial system, who knew?
 
Cog
2006-07-30 04:47:31 PM  
Not if if it's a polar bear it doesn't shiat in the woods.
 
2006-07-30 04:48:03 PM  
www.public.asu.edu

Famous people, such as actors and presidents, often receive preferential legal treatment.
 
2006-07-30 04:48:16 PM  
Of course he got a break. They all do. Now, let's stop fussing over this moronic pansy and get back to discussing Ann Coulter's adam's apple.
 
2006-07-30 04:48:30 PM  
Wuz duh Chews!
 
2006-07-30 04:48:50 PM  
 
2006-07-30 04:50:05 PM  
So does that mean Mel Gibson is a bear? According to South Park, he wipes his feces on buildings.

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2006-07-30 04:50:51 PM  
Mel is B'nai Brith's 2006 Man of the Year
 
2006-07-30 04:51:06 PM  
So a bear walks into a bar and sits down. The bartender comes over and asks him what he would like to drink. The bear waits about a minute before answering and finally says "I'll have a beer." The bartender asks, "why the big pause?" To which the bear responds, "Cause I'm a BEAR!"

/lame
//paws
 
2006-07-30 04:51:21 PM  
Ain't that right, sugar tits?
 
2006-07-30 04:51:50 PM  
We need mugshots asap.
 
2006-07-30 04:51:59 PM  
Cog: Not if if it's a polar bear it doesn't shiat in the woods.


Either way, they're all Godless killing machines.

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2006-07-30 04:52:25 PM  
The probe was begun after a celebrity news website, TMZ.com, published portions of the arresting deputy's handwritten report, saying the star was abusive, shouted anti-Jewish slurs, attempted to escape from custody and boasted that he "owned Malibu."

But no, the reports of him being anti-semitic and crazy are just untrue!
 
2006-07-30 04:52:42 PM  
Those remarks included Gibson's statement that "the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," the report said. After that, Gibson allegedly asked the deputy: "Are you a Jew?"

I call shenanigans.
 
2006-07-30 04:54:06 PM  
So a report comes out of Mel being abusive and anti-semitic, and they say it was downplayed?

Stick a fork in him, he's Jacko crazy.
 
2006-07-30 04:55:09 PM  
Won't Mel ever learn that it's OK to say that stuff, just so long as you use the word "Israeli" instead of "Jew"?
 
2006-07-30 04:55:24 PM  
so... was the cop a jew?
 
2006-07-30 04:55:55 PM  
NubianzWithAttitude
Famous people, such as actors and presidents, often receive preferential legal treatment.

exactly...mel is an a-hole for driving drunk. as far as famous people, i've been on a number of airlines, but i've never seen one hold a flight at the gate because a passenger asks them to....nice of katie to pull her celeb status on this :)

http://www.nypost.com/seven/07292006/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm

July 29, 2006 -- KATIE Couric had fellow passengers aboard a New York-bound jet on the warpath this week when, as their plane was about to taxi to the runway, she got out of her seat and begged the pilot to allow one of her late-arriving producers to board.

The witness told Page Six that attendants on Wednesday's 6:30 p.m. Delta Shuttle flight out of Washington, D.C., had already closed the door and passengers were buckled in, when the soon-to-be CBS News anchor raced up the aisle with a cellphone to her ear and told an attendant she had to speak to the pilot right away. Couric was then allowed into the cockpit and convinced the pilot to delay the flight and reopen the door for her producer, Nicola Hewitt.
 
2006-07-30 04:56:18 PM  
"People say stupid things when they are drunk, and they later regret it," Baca said.

And Ric Romero is scooped once again.
 
2006-07-30 04:56:24 PM  
Maybe it's just because he gave a ton of money to cops. I should remember that. Next time they call for their ball or whatever, instead of just hanging up, I'll give 'em $10,000 (US) and laugh all the way to the drunk tank.
 
2006-07-30 04:56:40 PM  
Those remarks included Gibson's statement that "the Jews are responsible for all the wars in the world," the report said. After that, Gibson allegedly asked the deputy: "Are you a Jew?"

Oh come on Gibson, you of all people should know that when the Jews aren't busy nailing up the Christian messiah to a cross, they're cramming for their bar exams.

/I kid i kid ...
 
2006-07-30 04:56:40 PM  
Dissenter of Dearth: I call shenanigans.


Oh, come on... it was on the internet for Christ's sake! Everyone knows that if you read something on the internet, it *has* to be true- especially if it came from a celebrity "news" site. Sheesh.
 
2006-07-30 04:57:07 PM  
Mel Gibson has put his thrusters to full-on batshiat crazy.
 
2006-07-30 04:57:46 PM  
This amuses me, I hope it's true.

Why? I don't know.
 
2006-07-30 04:58:13 PM  
So a report comes out of Mel being abusive and anti-semitic, and they say it was downplayed?

Well, there are apparently some fans in here (either his work or his views) that are downplaying the incident.

/shame on you folks
 
2006-07-30 04:58:51 PM  
Gaboo: Oh, come on... it was on the internet for Christ's sake! Everyone knows that if you read something on the internet, it *has* to be true- especially if it came from a celebrity "news" site. Sheesh.

His "statement" appears to acknowledge the veracity of those claims.
 
Fie
2006-07-30 04:59:36 PM  
Seems to me he got an unlucky break. The leaked incident report (on TMZ) shows him to be a real prize, and will no doubt make him very popular with the rather large Jewish community in Hollywood.

The DUI was and is a minor thing (not condoning DUI, but it seems an everyday occurence in Hollywood, and his blood alcohol level wasn't astonishingly high).

The anti-semitic ravings and arrogance (I own Malibu, I'll get even with you for this, etc.) - there's no way to spin this.

I pity his publicist. No pity for him.
 
2006-07-30 04:59:52 PM  
Wow. Its a good thing he was in great movies like Lethal Weapon 4 and What a Woman Wants otherwise he'd be in the drunk tank right now. You know what, put his ass in the drunk tank for those 2 movies, anyhow.
 
2006-07-30 05:00:18 PM  
Honestly, who hasn't said stupid shiat when they are drunk. I'm not defending him, and I'm sure his ego is larger than Malibu, but just because someone says he was jew-hating doesn't make it true.

If he thinks jews start all the wars in the world, perhaps he should spend more time studying history instead of making movies that focus on portraying jews as heartless killers.
 
2006-07-30 05:00:45 PM  
This headline is scarier:

http://www.bbclosangeles.com/BBCNEWS_Mel_Gibson_Arrested_On_Terrorism.htm
 
2006-07-30 05:01:17 PM  
I was informed once upon a time that yelling at police officers and shouting veiled threats qualifies as assault...

Who knew it's different when you are rich and famous (or in Cali?)

BTW, if he was yelling anti-semetic comments at the officer, is it only a hate crime if the officer is Jewish?
 
2006-07-30 05:01:30 PM  
I hate the Mel with a passion.

However, I don't think anything will come of this. If Cynthia McKinney can slap a cop and get away with it, this is going to be a non-issue, in my opinion.

As far as his statements, his ultra religious fan-base will probably not care, because it's the type of stuff they probably say around the dinner table.
 
2006-07-30 05:01:31 PM  
Hi, I'm Mel Gibson and I'm an alcoholic.

www.celebritywonder.com

/just kidding
//we've all been there
 
2006-07-30 05:01:34 PM  
I should put you away
Where you can't hurt or maim us
But this is LA
And you're rich and faaaaaaaaaaaaamous.....

/"Kickin' It" touring company, starring Mel Gibson
//much better than "Cats"
 
2006-07-30 05:04:13 PM  

BTW, if he was yelling anti-semetic comments at the officer, is it only a hate crime if the officer is Jewish?


That's a good question and probably goes with the other one that asks, "if a tree falls in the woods and nobody is around to hear it, does it make a sound?"

What fascinates me is how Mel got from Point A (being pulled over) to point B (launching I tirade about economical jewish suppression and control within the United States)
 
2006-07-30 05:04:51 PM  
NubianzWithAttitude: Famous people, such as actors and presidents, often receive preferential legal treatment.

What more need be said?

/thread over
 
2006-07-30 05:05:52 PM  
Mel Gibson arrested for terrorism? Man...
 
2006-07-30 05:07:21 PM  
I need to become famous, than I can do whatever I want. That would be awesome, I would have fans follow me no matter how retarded I act.

Bastards



Mel Gibson arrested for Terrorism is a better headline:

http://www.bbclosangeles.com/BBCNEWS_Mel_Gibson_Arrested_On_Terrorism.htm
/One slash
//Slashie, look, slashie, weeeeeee
///SLA... oh I give up.
 
2006-07-30 05:07:58 PM  
At least he made a fairly lengthy apology. While that doesn't excuse drunken driving of a car and drunken driving of the mouth, it's better than most celebrities.

Probably won't help his reputation among the jewish community much though.
 
2006-07-30 05:08:17 PM  
Skip Whiffle: Mel Gibson arrested for terrorism? Man...

If they can arrest the average guy and disappear him for less, then Mel should be beheaded in a private tribunal.

/its the new American way
 
2006-07-30 05:08:55 PM  
Detour: /just kidding
//we've all been there



No we haven't. Just you and Mel.
 
2006-07-30 05:09:25 PM  
Gaboo:

Dissenter of Dearth: I call shenanigans.

Oh, come on... it was on the internet for Christ's sake! Everyone knows that if you read something on the internet, it *has* to be true- especially if it came from a celebrity "news" site. Sheesh.


Should be pretty easy to prove or disprove considering that the officer's dashcam was on.
 
2006-07-30 05:10:22 PM  
What fascinates me is how Mel got from Point A (being pulled over) to point B (launching I tirade about economical jewish suppression and control within the United States)

Have you never been drunk? I know a guy who can go from debating the merits of different programming languages to why Bush is alot like Hitler in a couple of barely-logical leaps.

/its very annoying
//he does it all the time
 
2006-07-30 05:10:32 PM  
He should just play the race card like the fat black cow did on the airline. Being from Oz I would bet he has some black blood in him.
I guess all those who got drunk and did not know what you said always forget it when it happens to others?
 
2006-07-30 05:12:04 PM  
xRyanx: Should be pretty easy to prove or disprove considering that the officer's dashcam was on.


Yes, and I'll wait til I see that footage before I just take somebody's word for it. I'm not suggesting it didn't happen, but I sure haven't seen any actual evidence yet.
 
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