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2006-07-30 10:18:27 AM  
Slooooooooow day, huh?
 
2006-07-30 11:34:16 AM  
Did somebody call?

sv1.randomcrap.net
 
2006-07-30 12:51:57 PM  
I heard a spray of Michael J Fox pee keeps MS away.
 
2006-07-30 12:54:41 PM  
mmmmm fox pee
 
2006-07-30 12:55:22 PM  
The color of Urine...the power of Urine. At least it dont stink as much as Sh*t.
 
2006-07-30 12:55:41 PM  
skinink: "I heard a spray of Michael J Fox pee keeps MS away."

I think it keeps Parkinson's disease away, but regardless, the can shakes itself.
 
2006-07-30 12:56:00 PM  
Urine big trouble now
 
2006-07-30 12:56:45 PM  
No thanks, that stuff is worse than Miller Lite.
 
2006-07-30 12:58:44 PM  
Agreed...Urine does taste just slightly better than Miller products...not that I have had the experience, but I have read articles and news reports.
 
2006-07-30 12:59:43 PM  
Fox Pee! Apply directly to the forehead!
Fox Pee! Apply directly to the forehead!
Fox Pee! Apply directly to the forehead!
 
2006-07-30 01:03:01 PM  
... "lol furries"?
 
2006-07-30 01:05:26 PM  
I usually hate women who call their husbands idiots and think it's cute.
 
2006-07-30 01:06:53 PM  
Abelian Groupie
... "lol furries"?

Funny. I was thinking the same thing...

"Now you can not only dress like your favorite woodland critter, you can also smell like them. New Cover sents from Blam-o"
 
2006-07-30 01:10:29 PM  
we put fox pee on our garbage cans. keeps the squirls away.
 
2006-07-30 01:11:23 PM  
2006-07-30 12:51:57 PM skinink

I heard a spray of Michael J Fox pee keeps MS away.

Yeah, but it attracts Parkinsons. Catch-22.
 
2006-07-30 01:13:54 PM  
I've sprayed fox pee all over my shoes when hunting coyotes.

/coyotes ate my cat
//so yes, I've bought fox pee too
 
2006-07-30 01:14:39 PM  
FOX pee? The urine of Rupert Murdock?

Now I know what certain people are drinking...
 
2006-07-30 01:14:57 PM  
MtLebanonBalogna, you are my new personal hero.
 
2006-07-30 01:16:17 PM  
MtLebanonBalogna:
I think it keeps Parkinson's disease away, but regardless, the can shakes itself.

holy bananas, I laughed so hard I think I peed a little...

/oh, pun not intended
//though it's not really a pun, huh?
 
2006-07-30 01:19:01 PM  
ALBATROSS!
 
2006-07-30 01:21:16 PM  
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2006-07-30 01:22:17 PM  
Never used the urine stuff on my boots but hunt with alot of guys that swear by it. Usually just shower with ivory soap when I'm going hunting in season but that's about the only drastic change I do & usually get my deer limit with no problem. Have friends that spend big bucks on the right rifle, camo, tree stands, scents, deer calls etc.. Even have one buddy that ordered a camo Chevy tahoe, $48K [no kids]. Some hunters go way overboard on the hobby. Pretty sure my wife would not be happy if I came home smelling of deer urine.

/love deer meat,
 
2006-07-30 01:22:20 PM  
Foxhunting sucks.
/yes I'm a fur
 
2006-07-30 01:30:40 PM  
I can see furries with pee fetishes using this stuff, too.

Can we hunt furries?
 
2006-07-30 01:32:19 PM  
www3.telus.net
/First thing I thought of
//quick and dirty.
 
2006-07-30 01:38:53 PM  
I've got Wren livers, Wolf's nipple chips, get em' while they're hot.

/bloody Romans
 
2006-07-30 01:39:12 PM  
MOOSEALOPE: VERY funny! My thought exactly!
 
2006-07-30 01:43:55 PM  
Back in the late 70's while in high school, my father and I had a lucrative business collecting and selling red fox urine to hunt clubs and trapping equipment dealers. Trappers would use it to mask the scent of traps, and hunters would use it to mask the scent on the hunter's boots.

We had a pen in which we kept 6 red foxes, collecting their urine in a drip-type pan. We filtered it, bottled in in gallon jugs, and sold it between $200-$250 per gallon.

We had a deal with a local fur buyer, who gave us muskrat carcasses for free, so feeding cost absolutely nothing.

Fox urine is pure profit...
 
2006-07-30 01:48:08 PM  
Agrees with neofox87. Both parts. (People still hunt foxes?)

Corporate Mofo, I agree pee fetishes are a farked-up kind of wierd. However, most furries aren't into the sex thing. Give 'em (us?) some slack.

/Hates furry arguments, but just can't look away.
 
2006-07-30 01:53:56 PM  
Maybe this is where I betray some leftover country bumpkin attitudes, but fox urine is great for driving away armadillos eating up your yard. I never thought it was that weird that they sell it... gotta love Texas
 
2006-07-30 01:57:52 PM  
Does have a bit of a wang to it, good though.
 
2006-07-30 02:04:28 PM  
I used to work at a place that sold Fox pee, a bar in Boston with MGD on tap.
 
2006-07-30 02:50:42 PM  
i thought it said "red sox hot pee" at first

/drunk
//red sox fan
///phillies fan
////fark abreu
 
2006-07-30 02:51:37 PM  
martijannetti:

what bar?
 
2006-07-30 02:53:44 PM  
Ive bought it, too. Trying to keep a woodchuck out of my eggplants. Stupid woodchuck didn't care. Ate all the eggplants anyway. This year, I've got an electric fence.
 
2006-07-30 02:54:31 PM  
actually, me needs to get some o dis. i gotta skunk hangin 'round.
 
2006-07-30 03:12:09 PM  
How the hell do they a fox to pee in a cup in the first place?

And how sure are they the fox isn't using a Whizzinator? (TM),
 
2006-07-30 03:29:29 PM  
Day_Old_Dutchie: How the hell do they a fox to pee in a cup in the first place?

Actually, they shoot the fox in the head, leaving it in a vegetative (Schiavo) state. Then over the course of a few weeks they intravenously feed the fox with a high liquid content diet, extracting the "urine" until such point in time as it is no longer "gamey" enough. At which point the fox becomes Alpo(tm).
 
2006-07-30 03:53:27 PM  
...fox pee also works great when spraying into the vent of a fellow officers patrol car in the winter. he cuts the heat on and *WHAM* hes hit by the smell of fox piss, lol.

oh the great farking memories, that come along every winter.

/uses fox pee on a drag rag
//sprays it around my stand
///works great when hunting wild hogs and deer
////boo doe pee hoooray fox pee
 
2006-07-30 04:09:36 PM  
I had fun with this stuff in school.

I'd put some in the stairwells. It is very pungent.
 
2006-07-30 04:23:01 PM  
Something about "red hot" and "pee" in the same sentence makes me very uncomfortable.
 
2006-07-30 04:24:46 PM  
I figured that this was just gonna be another Fox reality show or something.

Damn
 
Xai
2006-07-30 04:48:32 PM  
But furries are people too you know :'(

/so are rednecks
//so are the welsh
///so is commander data
////so are republicans (maybe)
 
2006-07-30 04:55:44 PM  
/stop that shiat
 
2006-07-30 06:13:49 PM  
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2006-07-30 08:08:47 PM  
I just bought some fox pee last week. I used it to frighten a family of skunks that were living under my garden shed. The fox pee smelled almost as bad as the skunks.
 
2006-07-30 08:34:57 PM  
I think you get a vial of this stuff when you order a copy of "Bust a Nut in Grandma's Butt vol.8"


/if you get this joke one are one twisted monkey.
//like me
 
2006-07-30 09:54:45 PM  
"And then he turned around and punched his wife right in the mouth."

Seriously, how can you want to live with an abusive biatch like that one?
 
2006-07-30 10:33:25 PM  
I think some people use fox pee to keep deer away from their plants. Or maybe it was coyote pee. Something along those lines.

My mother just uses bar soap. She still gets a lot of deer damage, but at least it doesn't reek.
 
2006-07-30 11:47:31 PM  
Here ya go, I got fox pee for ya, it's normally nine bucks a bottle, but for you, it's only six bucks, an' that's cutting me own throat, there.
 
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