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(ABC)   Jelly Belly rewards the one millionth visitor to its factory with his or her weight in jellybeans. Unfortunately, it turned out to be Fattie Day at the ol' sugar mine   (abcnews.go.com) divider line 163
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2006-07-27 09:47:28 PM
Ok, the vodak thing is making me laugh ... really really hard.

/i must be tired
 
2006-07-27 09:47:28 PM
Oh well done, am laughing my ass off here at the vodak gags.
 
2006-07-27 09:50:17 PM
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2006-07-27 09:51:17 PM
No seriously, stop. I have tears running down my face and the Ha! Ha! guy is the one that made me do it.
 
2006-07-27 09:54:15 PM
"Vodak martini. Shaken, not stirred."

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2006-07-27 09:55:10 PM
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2006-07-27 09:57:08 PM
sirjonnyinia u may have inadvertently made the night of several farkers...i laughed hard...seriously...

heres to you friend...my local favorite...brewed right here in Austin, TX

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2006-07-27 09:58:10 PM
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2006-07-27 10:00:28 PM
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2006-07-27 10:01:36 PM
I prefer vodak and liem juice on the rosck. That would be a Vodak Gimelt for those keeping score. Some folks prefer to add a teasnpoo of powdeder sugra to that, but that's not my preference.

Is it true that most vodaks are made from potatseo?
 
2006-07-27 10:04:33 PM
I'm a gni drinker myself. ask me about my gni pubic license!

/laughing really hard at the vodak stuff. good show!
 
2006-07-27 10:05:57 PM
vodka

More high fructose corn syrup for all!

Poison it is.


Finally, people are starting to acknowledge this.

High fructose corn syrup, hydrogenated oils, artificial flavorings, preservatives ftl.

/filter your water too
 
2006-07-27 10:05:57 PM
oh wow i'm in tears of laughter
thd vodak rules the thread....

/ had a terrible week
//needs to de-stress
///need vodak
 
2006-07-27 10:07:20 PM
I've only had one vodak, ossifer.
 
2006-07-27 10:09:00 PM
And a Fark Cliche is born.

/wipes tear from eye.
//it's just... so... beautiful.
 
2006-07-27 10:09:23 PM
Hahaha...vodak was way better than the jelly belly story.
 
2006-07-27 10:11:57 PM
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2006-07-27 10:16:03 PM
OMFG!

I've been away a while, but I seriously have tears on my cheeks from this thread.

Great job farkers!
 
2006-07-27 10:20:12 PM
thanks for the link Megain
 
2006-07-27 10:21:31 PM
Best flavor ever made- Chocolate Mint. I miss it so.
Hasn't been made since 1990-91.
So sad. :(
 
2006-07-27 10:21:43 PM
OMG! Teh Vokak is teh new cliche!
 
2006-07-27 10:24:10 PM
RicoSuave: "I've only had one vodak, ossifer."

Honess! None of us were drivin', we were all in the back singin'!
 
2006-07-27 10:24:42 PM
When I start drinking vodak, I finnish it!!
 
2006-07-27 10:29:26 PM
SirJonnyinLA has won the inertnets with his vodak

/My sides ached with laughter!
 
2006-07-27 10:29:32 PM
Lively, a first-time visitor to the factory, stared at the stack of bean-filled boxes, weighing one-seventh of a ton.

Am I the only one who thought line that sounded like something you'd see in a Gary Larson comic?

/loves me the far side
 
2006-07-27 10:30:26 PM
Kinda gross

Don't ask me, I DRTFA
 
2006-07-27 10:30:47 PM
calyxa.pandromeda.com
 
2006-07-27 10:32:36 PM
What teh heck is kadov?
 
2006-07-27 10:32:52 PM
I'd bet my vodak that the median weight of a candy tourist trap is about 250 pounds.
 
2006-07-27 10:33:39 PM
oh fakr this vodak is killign me



/what is in the water tonight on Fark?

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VODAK

2006-07-27 09:29:49 PM Bloody William [TotalFark]

Followup cliche to come: "Yoru god wanst vodak."
 
2006-07-27 10:34:12 PM
sirjonnyinla

Would they do the same at the fois gras factory?

Or the vodak distillary?


Kudos to all for the new vodak cliche, but did anyone else notice that it's FOIE gras - not fois gras?
 
2006-07-27 10:34:37 PM
I know some of you find it funny, but whatever you do...please, don't drink vodak and kayak.

www.hydromagazin.cz

mud.mm-a8.yimg.com

www.raft.cz

SEE VAT HAPPENS?
 
2006-07-27 10:35:01 PM
Can somebody please explain to me why vodak is so hilarious?

I know it's funny, but I don't understand why and frankly it disturbs me.
 
2006-07-27 10:36:51 PM
(tears up from laughing so hard at the vodak HA HA guy)

Seriously, I'm cryign over here.
 
2006-07-27 10:38:13 PM
My favourite flavours are Root Beer, Cherry Cola, Dr. Pepper, and Toasted Marshmallow.

Once got a whole kilo of Blueberry Jelly Bellies for free. We got blue tongues and really sick.
 
2006-07-27 10:38:34 PM
I know it's funny, but I don't understand why and frankly it disturbs me.

Flying dark, now I'm spitting from laughing so hard - you took the words right out of my mouth.

Vodak Vodak(pops)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rpf0o76Eu98
 
2006-07-27 10:38:44 PM
Canook: Am I the only one who thought line that sounded like something you'd see in a Gary Larson comic?

/loves me the far side



Haha, it sure does. Hopefully someone more clever than me whips something good to go along with that tagline.

/has the 2-book 30-pound hardbound complete collection
 
2006-07-27 10:40:09 PM
Kudos to all for the new vodak cliche, but did anyone else notice that it's FOIE gras - not fois gras?

Give him a break, you have a few too many vodak tocins, it's bound to happen.
 
2006-07-27 10:40:49 PM
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2006-07-27 10:42:00 PM
Would they do the same at the fois gras factory?

Or the vodak distillary?


Years from now, internet historians will stumble upon this thread and say, "Ah, it was funny because he misspelled 'foie gras.'" Because by then, as a result of this thread, "vodak" will be the accepted spelling.
 
2006-07-27 10:43:41 PM
Grr... that'll teach me to take seven minutes to compose a post.

/lousy smarter people, thinking they're all... uh... smart
 
2006-07-27 10:43:52 PM
Thank you everybody for all the Vodak. I haven't laughed so hard in years.
 
2006-07-27 10:44:45 PM
Fermenting....
www-hep2.fzu.cz
It's already catching on.
 
2006-07-27 10:51:17 PM
The big question is what will we do when the vodak hits the anus?
 
2006-07-27 10:51:29 PM
All hail Chris Vodka, our new overlord!
cs1.mcm.edu

http://cs1.mcm.edu/~vodakc/ccs2370.htm
 
2006-07-27 10:51:41 PM
abclocal.go.com

"Not only is VODAK a refreshing alchoholic beverage, it is also served at many bars and pubs. More at 11."
 
2006-07-27 10:51:46 PM
What in tha wide, wide world a sports is a goin' on around here?!?!?!?
 
2006-07-27 10:51:46 PM
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2006-07-27 10:52:25 PM
My Ukrannia neighbor makes homemaed vodak. That is some seriously kickssa shti. Guaranteed to destroy your livre, kidnsye, and brani.
 
2006-07-27 10:53:29 PM
I hired you people to lay a thread...not dance around like a *static*.........
 
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