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(Some Cheech)   857 pounds of pot crammed neatly into a Ford Aerostar discovered after confused driver makes "a bunch of U-turns and loopty loops"   (sbsun.com ) divider line
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2006-07-27 11:40:35 AM  
This has the makings of a great (remade) movie.
 
2006-07-27 04:33:06 PM  
wonder how much he had smoked
 
2006-07-27 04:34:09 PM  
Million dollar street value and Ford Aerostar just don't mix
 
2006-07-27 04:34:48 PM  
how many g's can those aerostars pull? loopty loops?
 
2006-07-27 04:34:54 PM  
Wanted for questioning...
www.fishandmonkey.com
 
2006-07-27 04:35:05 PM  
Man, I just want a bite of that hot dog...

here man, take the whole thing...

//The good old days
 
2006-07-27 04:35:06 PM  
FTFA: "This is a huge impact on the flow of dope on our streets," Karol said.

Hilarious double entendre!
 
2006-07-27 04:35:14 PM  
www.newgrounds.com

/he's not heeere, man
 
2006-07-27 04:35:25 PM  
Aerostar? Well, that doesn't sound like a ground vehicle. Is it maybe some sort of stunt plane?
 
cdo
2006-07-27 04:35:34 PM  
I'm a good driver
 
2006-07-27 04:35:50 PM  
MN Freeda

The trick is to look non descript, the Aerostar is perfect, it was doing circles in the middle of the road that was the give away.

I would use a church bus.
 
2006-07-27 04:36:03 PM  
"Instead it smelled like marijuana and dryer sheets"

April-fresh skunkiness?
 
2006-07-27 04:36:42 PM  
see, what you have to do is make the van out of pot...
 
2006-07-27 04:36:53 PM  
They should make it illegal. It's dangerous, and anyone caught distibuting it should be jailed.
 
2006-07-27 04:37:07 PM  
CharmanKaga

I think a vehicle doing loopty loops is pretty conspicuous, especially if it is not a plane.
 
2006-07-27 04:37:09 PM  
Are they sure it wasn't an Aerosmith van?
 
2006-07-27 04:37:13 PM  
Pro Zack

They can pull a lot of G's apparently. My Step-Mother was killed in one. She would still be alive if the sliding door had stayed on.

They found her body under the detached side door, with the van laying on its side on top of it.

//Seriously.
 
2006-07-27 04:37:13 PM  
The phrase 'gallon-of-febreeze' comes to mind.
 
2006-07-27 04:37:29 PM  
Cool, I have an 88 Aerostar now I know how much will fit. Now where is that next Fark party?
 
2006-07-27 04:37:37 PM  
"Crammed neatly"?


Mmmm, Loopty-Loops.
 
2006-07-27 04:38:13 PM  
"You boys got any drugs in this car?"

*COUGH-exhale*

"Not anymore!"
 
2006-07-27 04:38:28 PM  
so if the flying spagetti monster gave his peeps all the seed bearing plants, does that mean he doesn't want his sheeple smokin sensi????
 
2006-07-27 04:38:32 PM  
"This is a huge impact on the flow of dope on our streets," Karol said.

sweet, that means less crime done by addicts and a benifit to the general public, right?
 
2006-07-27 04:38:47 PM  
My mama talkin' to me tryin' to tell me how to live...
dudu-dun dudu-dun du du duuuun
 
2006-07-27 04:39:05 PM  
You know, there was a time when no one seemed to have any of it. Now it's everywhere. Near playgrounds. Out in front of schools. Even out on the street. I see so much of this in front of the Jr. High near my house, it disgusts me.
 
2006-07-27 04:39:46 PM  
we are all safer now
 
2006-07-27 04:40:41 PM  
I bet after he smelled all that pot, the cop had to go eat some doghnuts.
 
2006-07-27 04:40:53 PM  
img291.imageshack.us+857 lbs of Dope. That would increase my trade in value by howe much?
 
2006-07-27 04:40:53 PM  
"Hey, you guys remember when we went on that rollercoaster, with the loopty loop? I was farking scared on that motherfarker. I'd never been on a rollercoaster before!!"
 
2006-07-27 04:41:06 PM  
This thread is making me hungry
 
2006-07-27 04:41:08 PM  
yeah valdes, and have you seen all the little buildings going up that sell those evil spirits in bottles??
 
2006-07-27 04:41:26 PM  
People who use it are slow too. I don't know, but whenever I see it, the people using it seem oblivious. You want to just take them, smack them upside the head, and say "you can do better! Stop using!"
 
2006-07-27 04:41:42 PM  
meanwhile, the ford aerostar filled with 857 pounds of explosives drove right by.
 
2006-07-27 04:42:15 PM  
"Instead it smelled like marijuana and dryer sheets," Karol said.

BWHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!
 
2006-07-27 04:42:45 PM  
valdes...the world is full of stupid people...doesn't mean they are smokin pot
 
2006-07-27 04:42:57 PM  
>>Officers with the Multiple Enforcement Team were on their way back from Fontana >>

Obviously the writer is not from the area. It's not "Fontana," it's "Fontucky."

>>The driver seemed directionless and at one point almost struck a center divider, Karol said.>>

I don't know why this would attract attention. Everyone in Rialto drives this way.

\former Inland Empire resident
\\awesome place to live if you like earthquakes and the smell of manure
 
2006-07-27 04:43:17 PM  
Pro Zack

I think a vehicle doing loopty loops is pretty conspicuous, especially if it is not a plane.

Thats why the church van is perfect man. Even if you get pulled over just start speaking in tongs and shiat. The man will just think that you are Penticostal and the spirit has come over you.
 
2006-07-27 04:43:18 PM  
Valdes

location of said jr. high school please? my town is having a dry spell currently
 
2006-07-27 04:43:20 PM  
Loopty-loops. Maybe he thought he had an aero-plane.
 
2006-07-27 04:44:02 PM  
You know, I hear there's a 'right' way to wrap it where you can't smell it- "Fabric softener sheets to disquise the blah blah blah". Meh. That's just what I heard.

/First Slashees Evar!
//What next?
///Oh, my bong is a 'series of tubes'!
 
2006-07-27 04:44:05 PM  
I say maximum penalties for anyone caught using it. Distributors should be jailed for life. The sad thing is it's mostly home grown. Up in Michigan, near my old college, it's like there were huge businesses making this garbage.
 
2006-07-27 04:44:13 PM  
I love the guy's reaction "Look no further occifer! It's full of marijuana!"

"Ta Daaaaah!"
 
2006-07-27 04:44:25 PM  
Pro Zack
meanwhile, the ford aerostar filled with 857 pounds of explosives drove right by.


Win.
 
2006-07-27 04:44:45 PM  
TFA: The haul has an estimated value of $350,000 wholesale, Karol said. The street value is possibly more than $1 million, he added.

For once it seems they're accurately reporting value, rather than mega-inflating it by what it would cost per joint or something.
 
2006-07-27 04:45:01 PM  
If you speak into tongs in front of a cop... You're gonna get sooo busted.

I would try speaking in TONGUES. It might you a few minites before the padded van comes for you
 
2006-07-27 04:45:58 PM  
Valdes

"I say maximum penalties for anyone caught using it. Distributors should be jailed for life. The sad thing is it's mostly home grown. Up in Michigan, near my old college, it's like there were huge businesses making this garbage."

Please let me know if you ever run for office so I can not vote for you. Thanks!
 
2006-07-27 04:46:18 PM  
A kid in the paper got a hold of it, and boy the cops ripped him a new one. I think he got kicked out of school permanently.
 
2006-07-27 04:46:38 PM  
"This is a huge impact on the flow of dope on our streets," Karol said.

keep telling yourself that, you might start to believe it.

857 pounds isn't shiat. one can nearly guarantee that no less than 4 other vehicles carrying even more weight passed by the scene of this bust, this was just a decoy.
 
2006-07-27 04:46:54 PM  
Valdes
I say maximum penalties for anyone caught using it. Distributors should be jailed for life. The sad thing is it's mostly home grown. Up in Michigan, near my old college, it's like there were huge businesses making this garbage.

Nah, don't waste our money...

let Darwin sort them out.
 
2006-07-27 04:47:42 PM  
Valdes
A kid in the paper got a hold of it, and boy the cops ripped him a new one. I think he got kicked out of school permanently.

Big loss. The kids was 14 in 4th grade... He had no chance of making it to 5th!
 
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