So, are the sex toys illeagal?

New drug DMT???

even weed-laced brownies

mmmmm

He wasn't "selling" sex toys, he was "pushing" sex toys. Nice.

So what's this I hear about a new drug called DMT? Details?

Man I betcha this guy was raking in dollars, those damn glass toys ain't cheap.

On a related note, I'm going to Vegas this weekend!

DMT= Dimethyltryptamine

Ok, I've apparently lead a very sheltered life, but what's DMT?

sounds like fun. ill push some sex toys.

From the Wiki

Dimethyltryptamine, also known as DMT and N,N-dimethyltryptamine, not to be confused with 5-MeO-DMT, is a psychedelic tryptamine, similar in structure to the neurotransmitter serotonin. DMT is created in small amounts by the human body during normal metabolism[citation needed]. Pure DMT at room temperature is a colorless waxy or crystalline solid. DMT was first chemically synthesized in 1931. It also occurs naturally in many species of plants. DMT-containing plants are used in several South American shamanic practices. It is one of the main active constituents of snuffs like yopo and of the drink ayahuasca.

DMT is not orally active unless it is combined with a monoamine oxidase inhibitor (MAOI), such as harmaline. Without an MAOI, the body quickly metabolizes DMT, and it therefore has no hallucinogenic effect.

Get your mouth off that, it's not a hashpipe!

A friend of a friend did DMT, among other things, for a while. Got really into the kabbalah, angels, meaning of the universe, etc. etc. Scared the shiat out of my friend. Poor guy (the druggie, not my friend) recently tried to kill himself. Dunno what stuff he's doing now...

ffacker: So what's this I hear about a new drug called DMT? Details?


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dimethyltryptamine

not that new

Are those glass sex toys "dishwasher safe" though?

They must have forgotten to mention one OD'd sex donkey

new drug DMT?


quick, someone page Ric Romero

DMT is like an old hippie drug....I recall reading about it in one of my Freak Brothers comics. Now I know from the Wiki def. above.

Dad?

I think the real question is, how do I get into the "sex toy pushing" buissnes?!!?

So what the fark was the "explosion"? Some neighbor invoking the threat of "terra" to get an undesirable neighbor thrown in jail? God bless America.

every girl i've ever asked says the glass toys suck

"Being the neighborhood that it was contained in, it simply did not fit in there with the surrounding residences. I doubt very seriously a lot of people knew what was going on at that house."

Why does it matter what a person does in his private residence and why is it his neighbors' business?

DMT is released in a persons brain just before death, light at the end of the tunnel stuff, its the death trip. i know someone that did alot of it for a while like 8 or 9 times a day, it only lasts about 15 minutes people often report seeing things like machine elves or self bouncing basketballs. anyway this guy ended up taking all of the stuff in his dorm room and piling it into the center of the room, climbed on top of it, said so crazy stuff refused to come down. the men in the white coats took his ass away

I'd worry about tiny tiny glass fragments being adhered via static electricity to the dildo. Then again, I'm a dude, so I just yank something as opposed to inserting something.

mc frontalot: why is it his neighbors' business?

Oh, I dunno... perhaps the EXPLOSION heard next door?

"...where he PUSHES sex toys...."

not SELLS, but PUSHES.


gotta love the media.
no they're not illegal, but he PUSHES them to customers.

jesus christ.
pass the DMT, dude.

vanity: every girl i've ever asked says the glass toys suck


Depends on your preference, they are rather hard and unflexible so you have to be careful with them and generally speaking you'll want a few sizes smaller than your used too.

So DMT only works with a MAOI? And MAOI's are those things that *every* OTC drug has warnings about? Yeah. That sounds safe. :)

DMT is for sally pants'ed sissy's. Real men do adrenachrome extract from a human adrenal gland.

FTA: 'It started when a neighbor called 911, and reported hearing an explosion at this Mars Hill home.' & 'Investigators showed FOX Carolina what all they found once they searched the entire house..' & 'So the grand total was 178-thousand dollars.'

Jeez, with writing skills that bad the author should be arrested and booked on charges of Impersonating a Journalist.

"A neighbor who doesn't want to show his face, (see attached photo) knew what was going on and even got an X-rated souvenir from Ketzenberger."

"Shoot, a fella could have a pretty good weekend in Vegas with all that stuff."

"178-thousand dollars." is that how you are suppose to write it? anyway Don't these people ever hear of banks? He had a legit biz, you just wash the money though that and off shore it. Then when you get out of jail after a bust you get a nice little nest egg waiting for you, rather than the cops putting it into the general fund. Sure they can go after your money out side of the country thanks to the tirra laws setup for our protection.

Oh, warrant please? And hide your damn weed.

/pissed because I don't have 178K in cash
//but if I did I wouldn't be like this moran

Call me old-fashioned, but I don't like the glass toy pr0n. That's the only way I'm going to see it, because I sure as hell am not spending that kind of cash on the wife!

\Uh, because I'VE got all she needs, is how I meant that.

unicornrider

well, the "178-thousand" part is because it's taken from the teleprompter script - it's easier to say the number if you can read it quickly instead of having to count zeroes or commas if you're a TV news goon.

DMT isn't new...I've read stories about Jerry Garcia doing it in the 60's...

IdBeCrazyIf: generally speaking you'll want a few sizes smaller than your used too.

Uh, did you mean "smaller than you're used too" or "smaller than your used tool"?

RedfordRenegade: DMT is for sally pants'ed sissy's. Real men do adrenachrome extract from a human adrenal gland.


Ohhh I know you did not bust out a "I Come in Peace" reference


/best I could find on short notice

Actually cocidicer it is the 5-MeO-DMT that likely causes the light at the end of the tunnel stuff, in my experience.

And xtex, you don't need an MAOI if you smoke DMT or inject it. Also, short term MAOI's required to process DMT orally do not present the same dangers generally as the long-term MAOI's like antidepressants.

I mean, does the article say they allege he was "dealing" drugs? They found drugs, and they found money. He was running a home business--granted, people likely didn't send him cash, but I think the notion of a "weed brownie" pusher is a little far fetched.

This article farkin sucks.

/that would be a batshiat bake sale.

Theaetetus: Uh, did you mean "smaller than you're used too" or "smaller than your used tool"?


Hey I'm getting over the flu, so you can't expect me to proof read!

DMT is only ORALLY active with an MAOI. Normal,ly to take it orally one drinks a South American brew called Ayahuasca or hoasca that has plants with both DMT and harmala or harmaline, which are MAOIs. This will cause a real sick feeling and vomiting for a while followed by a 45-minute or so very very very powerful trip

if one has pure DMT crystals, which the article implied he had, you can smoke it (or inject it) without need for an MAOI. this trip lasts about 10 minutes, peaks in about 2 seconds, and is as powerful and often as frightening as things can get.

this drug is nothing even close to new. native south american cultures have been drinking huasca for centuries.

in fact, a recent supreme court case ruled that a church can have huasca even though it contains ingestible DMT

Hey, can any farker tell me why the more methylated a drug is the more psychoactive it is? I kind think it has something to do with an increased ability to cross the blood-brain barrier, but I guess it could be receptor related. Anybody know?

/took a psychopharmacology course in college
//cooooool professor

Adrenachrome is so last week. What we need is some extract of pineal gland. One whiff of that stuff will turn you into something out of a goddamned medical encyclopedia.

beef_on_weck: Are those glass sex toys "dishwasher safe" though?


Most of them are Pyrex, so yes they are. If you like the softer stuff, get silicone-it's non-porous & dishwasher safe.

178-thousand dollars.

I bet the police dept. just about shait their pants over that amount of cash found.

drug bust + cash = we get to keep it all.

I bet their next party is going to be a wild one, with all that cash, drugs, and sex toys.

Sex shop owner: "Is this some kind of bust?"
Lt. Frank Drebin: "Yes, it's very impressive, but we need to ask you some questions."

/can't believe no one else brought it up

Why on earth would you want a GLASS sex toy? Isn't that sort of tempting fate?