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(KCRA 3 Sacramento)   Men are likely to imagine that women are sexually attracted to them whether they are or not, view women as sex objects. Professor Obvious resigns   (kcra-tvhealth.mymedcenter.com) divider line 289
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2006-07-25 12:51:17 PM
home.comcast.net

Chicks dig my 'stach.
 
2006-07-25 12:52:21 PM
Truly, once you have achieved the pinnacle, everything else is moot. Happy retirement, Captain Obvious.
 
2006-07-25 01:06:53 PM
I have no illusions that women are sexually attracted to me. I am fully aware they are not.
 
2006-07-25 01:10:48 PM
Submitters only saying that because they have the hots for me.
 
2006-07-25 01:42:44 PM
I'm with mutt. I have never once in my life assumed that a woman was attracted to me.
 
2006-07-25 02:37:49 PM
I only clicked on that link to see when the article was dated. Yep, this is old news.
 
2006-07-25 03:37:44 PM
I'm attracted to myself.
 
2006-07-25 03:38:42 PM
I like big butts and I can not lie.
 
2006-07-25 03:39:27 PM
Stoopid study, everyone knows that:

1) First you get the login name.
2) Then you get some links approved.
3) Then you get teh farkettes.

It's a non-brainer morans!11!
 
2006-07-25 03:39:47 PM
I have the opposite problem.
I always assume that women hate me. Sometimes my friends will tell me afterwards that someone was flirting with me and I'll have no idea what they're talking about.
 
2006-07-25 03:39:49 PM
I recently assumed that a girl was attracted to me. We all know that "assume" makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me". Though it mainly just made an ass out of "me".
 
2006-07-25 03:40:06 PM
Chicks dig me, because I rarely wear underwear and when I do it's usually something unusual. But now I know why I have always lost women to guys like you. I mean, it's not just the uniform. It's the stories that you tell. So much fun and imagination.
Lee Harvey, you are a madman. When you stole that cow, and your friend tried to make it with the cow. I want to party with you, cowboy. If the two of us together, forget it. I'm gonna go out on a limb here. I'm gonna volunteer my leadership to this platoon. An army without leaders is like a foot without a big toe. And Sergeant Hulka is always gonna be here to be that big toe for us. I think that we owe a big round of applause to our newest, bestest buddy, and big toe... Sergeant Hulka.
 
2006-07-25 03:40:15 PM
I have no illusions that women are sexually attracted to me. I am fully aware they are.
 
2006-07-25 03:40:17 PM
Professor Obvious needs a little tightening up on his headline, methinks.
 
2006-07-25 03:40:24 PM
" 'If he found her to be physically attractive, he would tend to rate her as sexier,' he said, adding that other studies have found the same over-sexualization effect and that men give physically attractive women higher marks for sexiness."

My head just exploded. No way!
 
2006-07-25 03:41:23 PM

I have no illusions that women are sexually attracted to me. I am fully aware they are not.


There are plenty of women that have been attracted to me since I turned 16. Sadly, they are almost all fat chicks and old women. I married the first normal, younger girl to show an interest in me for more than my massive fortune of pocket lint and good intentions.

I swear... fat chicks, old chicks, and sometimes fat, old chicks. They can't get enough of me... Maybe I look like I can cook or something (I can, too).
 
2006-07-25 03:41:45 PM
The number of drinks I have is directly proportional to how much that girl across the bar obviously wants me to take her home.
 
2006-07-25 03:41:48 PM
"Testosterone, a hormone that both men and women produce, helps arouse both genders sexually, Hill Ric Romero said."

/fixed
 
2006-07-25 03:42:00 PM
marlins.mlblogs.com

Why do women have boobs?
So you have something to look at when you're talking to them.
 
2006-07-25 03:42:24 PM
Hey, I am the computer guy. The chicks dig me and call all the time asking me to come over.

/Yea, to fix their computers.
//But atleast I make them give me free beer
///And I install back doors on their computers so I can control the webcam
////Ok, only once, but it worked great!
 
2006-07-25 03:42:31 PM
I find women aren't attracted to me until they notice my third pant leg.
 
2006-07-25 03:42:36 PM
Some of the greatest things in my life happened because I was erroniously confident.
 
2006-07-25 03:43:46 PM
Alternative headline: Women are cockteases who want attention from guys to bolster their fragile ego.
 
2006-07-25 03:43:53 PM
joestump98
I recently assumed that a girl was attracted to me. We all know that "assume" makes an "ass" out of "u" and "me". Though it mainly just made an ass out of "me".
----

No! No! joestump98 when you assume, you ADD an "ass" to "u" & "me", divide & we each end up with a piece of ass!

/Don't use that response on your boss
//I did once
///Didn't help my cause, but everyone else there was too stupid for him to be able to fire me
////true story
 
2006-07-25 03:44:30 PM
You can go ahead and retire the obvious tag now, it doesn't get any better than this.
 
2006-07-25 03:45:34 PM
The Army paid more anyway
 
2006-07-25 03:45:45 PM
Dear Jerk: Some of the greatest things in my life happened because I was erroniously confident.

This is worth repeating
 
2006-07-25 03:45:45 PM
submitter: Men are likely to imagine that women are sexually attracted to them whether they are or not, view women as sex objects. Professor Obvious resigns


I had the opposite problem. I never knew if women were really into me "in that way" or not, was terrified of rejection, and in my youth (as I now realize) wasted several prime scoring opportunities as a result. Sure, I got a bit with the help of booze and more forward girls, but I knew a hell of a lot of others who I thought had put me in the friend zone, but I later discovered would have provided benefits.

Luckily, I learned to understand womanese early enough in life to make the right move at the right time on the woman who later became my wife.
 
2006-07-25 03:46:03 PM
SOMEONE'S always attracted to you.

Just remember, there are a LOT of sickos out there. Plenty to go round.
 
2006-07-25 03:46:15 PM
i think its important to note that the sample of "men" was made of 18-22 year-olds. they would find produce and dirty laundry sexual.

\generalizability has its limitations
 
2006-07-25 03:46:20 PM
i61.photobucket.com
 
2006-07-25 03:46:24 PM
Not all chicks want to fark me, film at 11.
 
ra
2006-07-25 03:46:32 PM
"In the study, 43 college men and 43 college women, ages 18 to 22"

Hmm good accurate sample data there... I don't know many college men who would fit the horny male stereotype
 
2006-07-25 03:46:47 PM
wow... some of you dudes are hanging out with the wrong women.

and whining about it won't get you laid. Be a farking man fer chrissakes! Not an oaf, not a pussy, a MAN. You'll do fine. Seriously.
 
2006-07-25 03:47:14 PM
From TFA: In the study, 43 college men and 43 college women, ages 18 to 22, were paired with a member of the opposite sex they'd never met.

So more specifically, they've proved that 18 to 22-year-old male college students are more likely to sexualize women.

Unsatisfied with mere resignation, Professor Obvious shoots himself...
 
2006-07-25 03:47:30 PM
Huh. Never would have made the connection. You're a life saver, Mr. Obvious.
 
2006-07-25 03:47:44 PM
I wonder if gay guys think the same way.
 
2006-07-25 03:47:55 PM
I just go on the assumption women aren't interested in me, then it's a pleasant surprise when they jump my bones out of frustration from me not taking the hints.

This works... far, far too infrequently.

/going on... 6 or 7 years... and I'm 27
 
2006-07-25 03:47:58 PM
Actually from my experience women aren't attracted to men. People laugh, but I have plenty of examples. Women pretend they like "beautiful" muscled naked bodies but take these examples

1 - A woman, medium attractiveness walks down naked in the street

2 - A naked, medium attractiveness man walks down a street.

What would be each opposite sex's reactions to this? One would be major oggling and sexual arousal. The other would be disgust and ridicule.

Women find most masculine things to be stupid and pointless. Men also think the same in this discipline, but they understand the need for the other sex to do such things because that's what makes them women. If a woman could stop a man from doing sports, liking cars, beer and playing videogames most would. But then they'd find themselves unable to say why they like their husband anymore. A man who saw a woman do "manly" things would still be attracted to a woman because it's -that- strong and even if they said that their shopping was over the top, they would never have them stop (unless it puts them in enormous debt). Women try to have men stop doing things all the time.

Women tell men they are "handsome" or "charming". Men tell women they are "godesses". Where's the women pornography? Where is the buzz around Mr Universe? Where are the gratuitous penises in movies? Almost nowhere. Know why? No one is interested, neither man or woman.

I rest my case. All women are lesbians (and not in a good way) deep down. They only mate with us because they are forced to in order to secure children (for the same reason we only mate with them for sex).
 
2006-07-25 03:48:29 PM
yup. when ever i meet a woman

1) is she attractive?
2) will she have sex with me?
3) what would that be like? I wonder if she'd do this...

all happens in a split second. Before you even say your name I've already pictured you naked and blowing a donkey.

Sorry.
 
2006-07-25 03:48:37 PM
Who cares, all the women that end up not being attracted to me still end up in my trunk anyway.
 
2006-07-25 03:49:09 PM
Anyone else think of shallow hal?

i28.photobucket.com
 
2006-07-25 03:49:22 PM
Damn straight. I'm a modern day viking pirate. I wear fur shorts and carry a sword just to get the mail. What?
 
2006-07-25 03:49:45 PM
Levesque doesn't know why all the men in the study seemed to over-sexualize women, but he speculated that "it's got to be something about socialization, that men are being taught in some way to view women as sexual objects."

Um, Yeah, it has nothing at ALL to do with the fact that men between the ages of 18 and 22 are so horney they would stick their dick in a light socket if they could only reach the fixtures....

they are being taught to view women as sexual objects, and it has nothing to do with the fact they would screw a sheep....

Stupid study, dont forget what its like to be young (27, and if i had too long of a dry spell I might revert to the light socket myself)
 
2006-07-25 03:49:49 PM
The researchers say: "men and women see things differently", and "men are wrong"

the study says "men and women see things differently"

"men give physically attractive women higher marks for sexiness."---- duh, because the men find them....sexier. idiot.

Now I want to see the study that shows that women give wealthy men higher marks for sexiness...
 
2006-07-25 03:50:00 PM
Of course the article just illustrates the fact that all women are lying whores by nature. Except your mom and/or sister.

/but not both
//;)
 
2006-07-25 03:50:09 PM
I wonder what would happen if the study subjects weren't 18-22? Like, say, early 40s? Them ladies are horndogs.
 
2006-07-25 03:50:17 PM
NCg8r: There are plenty of women that have been attracted to me since I turned 16.

I lacked enough self-confidence, that I had to be hit over the head before I noticed a girl was interested in me.

One time? At band camp? I mean college, my dorm-mates kept asking me if I was going to "do" that girl. "She wants you, dude," they kept telling me. I didn't believe them. After the umpteenth night of hanging out, she had to spell it out for me, "I want you to make love to me."

"Um, OK..." was the best response I could come up with.
 
2006-07-25 03:50:44 PM
She is not attracted to me. She is attracted to my attraction to her. She is, however, attracted to George Clooney. I totally understand, without having any attraction to George myself. Not that there's anything wrong with that. I'm just more into Paul Walker.
 
2006-07-25 03:50:45 PM
2 grams

....
all happens in a split second. Before you even say your name I've already pictured you naked and blowing a donkey.


Winner!
 
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