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(Yahoo)   Hollywood completely out of ideas. Completely. Dirty Dancing II.   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 64
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SLAYERSWINE
2002-06-25 09:19:43 PM
I thought they made a sequal to this already?
 
Flibbertigibbet
2002-06-25 10:24:40 PM
God is punishing us for being sinners.
 
Henchman
2002-06-25 10:25:11 PM
I think it was made for TV... or was it an abortive attempt at a series?

I guess my brain must've blocked it out for my protection. Thank you, selective memory!
 
RaoulDuke
2002-06-25 10:26:09 PM
this is a joke....right? Right?! well, obviously, but you know what i mean.
 
Stompn_Tom
2002-06-25 10:26:37 PM
 
Young_Fart
2002-06-25 10:26:42 PM
Chick flick.
 
RaenonDuiswin
2002-06-25 10:29:03 PM
This just in from the spoiler department: The dance they will be doing is the Macarana... ::shivers::
 
Travoli
2002-06-25 10:30:23 PM
:...(
 
Ihatebottles
2002-06-25 10:30:42 PM
I am not surprised that the sequel to this film is in the works. Actually I am surprised that it took soooo long for it to come out.

Alot of the older gals really dig this fantasy scenario. Ever listen to the EZ Rock format in your market?

I hope the sequel stars Dr. Phil as the male dance lead.

yikes.
 
Whomp
2002-06-25 10:30:43 PM
"Let's just actually film flies farking. Think of the possibilities!"
 
Quick1
2002-06-25 10:30:44 PM
Welcome to hell, everyone.
 
Calis
2002-06-25 10:31:01 PM
Sounds like the same movie with brown actors. How incredibly weak.

Sequels are supposed to pick up the story where it left off, or sometime chronologically after that. If you don't, it's not a sequel it's a different movie. Or in this case a badly conceptualized remake.
 
ShaggyWon
2002-06-25 10:32:11 PM
If it has Shannon Elizabeth, I there.
 
The_HR_Issue
2002-06-25 10:32:28 PM
Didn't they already do that and call it "Lambada?"
 
acurus [TotalFark]
2002-06-25 10:33:51 PM
is that the sound of Pestilence's horse rattling its bridle with anticipation?
 
Mondo-
2002-06-25 10:34:50 PM
It just got worse.
 
Bartron
2002-06-25 10:35:12 PM
I'd have to say Showgirls was the true sequel to dirty dancing.
 
HeatherAngelic
2002-06-25 10:36:15 PM

It won't be Dirty Dancing without this guy.
 
acurus [TotalFark]
2002-06-25 10:36:56 PM
i thought roadhouse followed up on dirty dancing anyway. oh,well.
 
9/10
2002-06-25 10:38:02 PM
Hey, I thought it was a pretty decent movie ... it was certainly better than any Tom Cruise movie. I still think Jennifer Grey is hot.
 
SuperCMC
2002-06-25 10:39:17 PM
They made a sequel to "Dirty Dancing". It was called "Save the Last Dance". And it sucked cock for quarters also.
 
The_HR_Issue
2002-06-25 10:40:29 PM
I'd rather see that chick from Lambada shake it anyway.

Dirty Dancing 2 at the retirement home... those walkers are gettin' a little close.
 
Ishkur [TotalFark]
2002-06-25 10:40:31 PM
Conan's going to go apeshiit.
 
Bartron
2002-06-25 10:41:22 PM
oh look at that dreamy mullet....wait. mullets suck! wait. i a dude! ewwwwww
 
Young_Fart
2002-06-25 10:43:38 PM
So, what will they do for the male lead, a handsome straight guy, or a pretty gay guy? Most dudes will only go if drug in, so are they shooting for chicks only, or also guys that like showtunes?
 
Stile4aly
2002-06-25 10:44:35 PM
I submitted this as well: Sequel to Dirty Dancing planned. May God have mercy on our souls.
 
SpDrMN
2002-06-25 10:47:21 PM
Stop. The. Atrocity.

.
 
pj6100
2002-06-25 10:48:35 PM
I see a decade of chick flicks coming....movies about quilts and periods and stuff....
 
jacqui0h
2002-06-25 10:49:38 PM
*running away in terror*
 
FitzerValve
2002-06-25 10:51:33 PM
did any one notice that the article said that they sell 157,000 copies of the movie a MONTH! WTF!
 
JokerFoo
2002-06-25 10:52:47 PM
Stile4aly: unfortunately, your title isn't funny.
 
Tremor Christ
2002-06-25 10:54:50 PM


Nobody puts baby in the corner.
 
typingsux
2002-06-25 10:59:04 PM
It should be titled Dirty old man Dancing II
 
Lepus
2002-06-25 11:00:23 PM
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
IN THE NAME OF ALL THAT IS HOLY! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
 
dewars-rocks
2002-06-25 11:05:06 PM
As long as stupid people are allowed to carry money, movies like this will continue to be released.
 
Code_Archeologist
2002-06-25 11:05:56 PM
How can they make a Dirty Dancing II. Patrick Swayze is taking Geritol now, and Jennifer Grey... well...
before
after
She doesn't look anything like she used to.
 
Rascalian
2002-06-25 11:06:51 PM

Nickname: Kiki
Singing Debut: At age 13, Martin became a member and lead singer of the popular Latin band Menudo
 
unbrchain
2002-06-25 11:08:38 PM

No..NO..NO!..NO!!!!

How about another STELLAR soundtrack for this steaming pile too!
 
JOHNDX
2002-06-25 11:09:14 PM
If the first one sucks...why would you bother to make another one?!?!?

Aaarrgghhhhh!!!!
 
Squitchy
2002-06-25 11:18:34 PM
I feel bad for JIVE, so here's a 2nd attempt.


I think we can agree that at least his heart was in the right place.
 
johaxin2
2002-06-25 11:23:39 PM
I would say that this out of ideas this is getting old. But the sad this is, its not a joke, they're all true. I think videogames will be more entertaining cinematically (is that a word?) then movies if this trend keeps up.
 
mr_crash_davis
2002-06-25 11:24:34 PM
Nobody puts Baby in a corner. Again.
 
Snarbles
2002-06-25 11:28:05 PM
Why would they remake this movie? Was society asking for it? No. Is the "latin explosion" still going strong? Not really. So why tell the same story twice?
Oh, right. Money.
 
9/10
2002-06-25 11:35:26 PM
Code_Archeologist: Jennifer Grey may not look anything like she used to, but fark, she's hot. Too bad she tied the knot.
 
Rubble
2002-06-25 11:37:43 PM
Hollywood is out of ideas: Brewster's Millions II. I mean Mr. Deeds.
 
ian937262
2002-06-25 11:39:54 PM
i think for Dirty Dancing 2 they should make it a documentary on strippers
 
hoosier
2002-06-25 11:47:10 PM
Dirty Dancing, Taliban style?
 
Transactoid
2002-06-25 11:51:40 PM
It's just a matter of time until they make a Footloose II. Then France will surrender AND the terrorist will have won.
 
DukeOfChutney
2002-06-26 12:00:15 AM
If you wanna see some freaky dancin', look up "Daler Mendhi - Tunak Tunak". Now THAT is somethin' else.
 
Narmacil
2002-06-26 12:01:19 AM
hehe, Daler Mendhi is a pimp
 
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