somebody...hold...me...can't...stop....laughing

What's sadder?

That story

or

Someone who's an Everquest Addict

One of the most appropriate uses of the "Dumbass" tag I've ever seen on FARK.

I knew Jimmie Walker would find work somewhere.

Co-workers won't stop staring...
Must stop laughing...

jeez. stoopid. But it is good to know that that guy is off the street. That plant could have really hurt somebody.

Limp_Penis: HA!

*golf clap*

Would you believe all us farkers clicked this lame ass link?

Thanks for giving potsmokers a bad name. Grumble Grumble!

Not to start a flame war, but in Vancouver you can walk down the street puffing away and the only thing you have to be worried about is someone asking for a hit...it must suck to have those oldskool laws about the good shiat..come up here..we got enough for EVERYONE!!!

43%, Yeah my god that fellow could have walked home, taken off a bud and smoked it by God! Where would this great nation be if people smoked that wacky to-bacy. Well 'scuse me whilst I go home, drain a quart of vodka and beat my wife.

Canada is looking better all the time.

I can understand being excited about the plant, but for fvcks sake, keep it to yourself!

EQ addicts are gay.

Fornash, unable to hack it in the real world, goes back to criminal school.

So remember kids, don't tell anyone you'z got weed! 'Cuz ya neva know when da cops are gunna be tramplin' douwn on tha flava' and ya be tossin' da salad wit Bubba!

It appears Daniel couldn't contain his excitement so Lady Luck had to teach him a lesson. Kids, never walk your pot plants.

Bummer dude.

Another funny fact is, that the cop would have been to dumb to know it was pot, had he not been told.

heh, and BC will never admit to there being a bustling pot trade... after all, it would cause the US to invade for "The war on drugs" after all.

They'll never take me alive.
And I am not fugging around.
Now excuse me, I have a bong to light.

Rifter:

The story didn't tell of the other 20 plants that oddly enough never made it to the evidence room.

The first rule of dope club is that you never talk about dope club...

I'm glad to see that they got this guy off te street.

Not because he's a potsmoker, but because he is the dumbassinest dumbass to ever get the dumbass tag. Good thing the cop didn't see his "grow weed now, ask me how" bumper sticker.

Darwin award candidate?

I want to sell you deathsticks

Wow, flame me for my handle. I'm really hurt.

By the way, it's ironic to be called gay by someone who's handle is "Limp Penis."

EQ bad. Weed good. Manufacturing criminals bad. Decriminalization of minor drug offenders good.

LOL EQAddict!

i think this tag would be a bit more fitting?


harsh toke dude.

Second rule of dope club is "Toke and Pass"

I am, by nature, too selfish to ever admit that I am walking down the street in broad daylight carrying a pot plant.
I would wait until nightfall anyway.

hahahahahaha.

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

hahahahah.

ahhhhhhhhh.

Drugs are bad, mmkay?

Like, can't a guy share his Scooby Snacks with strangers without gettin hauled away by the fuzz anymore???

I called you sad EQAddict not gay. Anyone who's addicted to Everquest has enough problems without me calling them gay (not that there's anything wrong with that - being gay that is).

It's so funny, you can tell the pot addicts instantly when they defend the guy. The guy's a moron. Even if you smoke pot, you should be able to admit that.

My apologies for the last remark. I got my usernames mixed up.

However, how does playing Everquest make me sad? Not all computer gamers are lifeless geeks (points to girlfriend).

The Blue Raja : who is defending that guy?

kat, if i known you might have been at the philly fark party, i defiantly would have gone.

EQAddict: How much does "she" weigh?

third rule of dope club is don't drink the bongwater

Ya know it's ironic that a Jamaica ad is next to the story.

Let me tell you my dumbest dope day.

I was in Jamaica on my honeymoon, I'd bought a couple of joints from the locals. That night the power went out in our hotel so everyone was outside waiting for the power to come back on. I planned to walk the beach and smoke a little. Before leaving I put the joint behind my ear like I've done a hundred times before. At the time my hair was very long so no one could see it. While waiting in front, for some reason the joint slipped from behind my ear and was hanging in my hair. I didn't notice but the under cover cop next to me did. I was handcuffed before I knew why. Needless to say but that was the most expensive joint ever $1200.00 fine 48 hours in jail and a 1 day delay in our flight costing an extra $500.00.


Btw the wife as extremely pissed, we divorced 5 years later.

What kind of a moron sticks a joint behind his ear? Is this a common practice among today's crop of weed heads?

Sunburn: You're lucky. I've heard worse stories about Jamaica, pot and tourists.

Getting married is definitely dumb. At least you had an excuse: you were high.

Sunburn

It's the old joint behind the ear trick

Get smart.