That headline hurt my brain

Happy 21st Birthday Honey!

So, which girl from family ties was this?

Here comes the BDSM community.

'Scary looking family' is putting it mildly.

That title was...wordy.
Am I the only one that doesnt really have a problem with this? I mean, dont you figure they had probably tried other tactics but nothing else worked?

"I don't know where she is. I think she went off with that married man," her 19-year-old sister Lupe Mata said

"I'll show you mom and dad"... na-na boo-boo!!

there are soooooo many fun points in that article.

spreadeagle... WTF? was it really necessary to know that?

how does a couple of genetic misfits manage to produce a fairly attractive (not stunning mind you) offspring?
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and finally, WHO IS THIS MARRIED GUY?

I'm certain they were god fearing, and she was not. Get out of my christian country please.

I heard FB was dating again

I saw this on an X-Files re-run just the other day.

that is one handsome man!

Pretty sure I met them at Wal-Mart the other night.

"I guess these parents didn't approve of her dating this guy," Lt. Becerra said.

Upon futher investagion Lt. Becerra realized that tieing down their daughter could be a risk for her mental health.

i took another look at this 21-year old girl's picture and i humbly retract my previous statement... to a degree.

The father looks like the knife weilding guy from Desperado.

Look to your right ---->

Why the fark are all the Photoshop contests scheduled for the middle of the goddamned night?!?

AHHH........What's a parent to do to the youth of today to show them the stupidity of their ways?

She looks a little like Monica Lewinski, but she's dating a married man, so it can't be her.

spread-eagle???




She is pretty hot considering who she came from.

Was she adopted?

spread-eagle!!! Man, that makes me hot.

Told ya

shes 21 !!! she show slap her parents about move out and fark who she likes

Bobjoe

what?

This isn't as bad, though both are very bad never-the-less, as the case a few years ago in nearby Norco.

A family kept their child locked up (with chains) in a feces infested room till she was five or six.

Last I heard the child is doing well and is slowing learning about te world around her. She has the brain of a two year old.

As with this case in the plastic land known as Orange County, very sad indeed!

She's 21 years old, she should slap her retarded parents about say f*ck you.

and fark who she likes, married or not.

there is a term for us white people that are like that ... white trash

what are the hispanic people called?

In highschool, I knew this girl that her mom would hand-cuff her to her bad at night to prevent her from going out. Her name was Phaedra. What a weird name.

bobjoe

english man...translate that to english for us

(oh, I'd never take the plunge on that one, suppose you fall in love and get married? Her mom's genes would take over sooner or later, don't ya know)

And this is the only thing they were caught for. Can you imagine what it was like growing up in that house?

Bobjoe - Try waiting until noon before you start drinking!

there are things I don't need to know about people in the world. This is one of them.

"I guess these parents didn't approve of her dating this guy," Becerra said.

Becerra peiced together this conclusion after carefully deliberating all the peices of the puzzle 'hmmmm...chained to the bed...'. I sure feel safe with these ultra perceptive police patrolling our streets. I only hope that there are more people like lt. Becerra who paid attention in detective school.

aye ya lads, fook english, show slap parents
fark married.

Kylie, did they drop pigs blood on her at the senior prom?

Badger
Yes, they both have black hair.

chin is completely different. Eyes completely different. skin is different color. cheeks are different. mouth is different.

They must be twins! or at least 50th cousins.

Badger:- I said that earlier, and I spelt her damn surname wrong too.

ya know, i don't think even mentioned her little brother Whatza Mata.....

(rim shot)

I used to date a girl named Phaedra.....in high school...Always wondered why she had to be home before the sun went down.....

As was said in an earlier post, I'm not a grandmaster writer of English, but WTF people. A typo is a typo, but bad english, poor sentence structure and ill logic abound here.

The first person to correct my spelling mistakes as I am correcting other peoples spelling mistakes gets a punch in the walnuts

The parents of a 21-year-old woman allegedly chained their daughter spread-eagle on her bed

did anyone else notice a tingle in their trousers upon reading that???

"Guadalupe" - man, I love that name.
next pet I get, is going to be "Guadalupe"

and no, the spread-eagle thing didn't get me, cuz I saw the pictures first.

Jimmycheese:- It should be people's not peoples. What were you saying about grammar?

Ouch, my walnuts.

The parents probably didn't want to hear her whining in three months about how the guy told her he loved her, and promised he'd leave his wife and be with her, and now he's flaking.

Not really, I have a naked 21 y/o tied to my bed right now....

Doesn't everyone?

I don't think there's a word in spanish for these kind of farkers. Maybe Nacos would be it, but it's not strong enough.

Jimmycheese:
"...correcting other peoples spelling..."

you forgot an apostrophe, peoples is possessive and should be peoples'

sorry, couldnt resist.

You know, I wouldn't want to fark with that guy from Desperado (Daniel Trejo.) In movies or in real life--he was in prison, and I guarantee you that he was never the biatch.