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(Sports by Brooks)   When Tiger plays in golf tournament - win or lose - stocks tend to rise the following Monday   (sportsbybrooks.com ) divider line
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1596 clicks; posted to Main » on 25 Jun 2002 at 2:26 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2002-06-25 08:26:27 AM  
Tiger Woods. Meh.
 
2002-06-25 02:31:55 PM  
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2002-06-25 02:32:04 PM  
I see that my comment from yesterday got pulled. Sigh. Oh well, then let me state the opposite viewpoint.

The world desperately needs Tiger Woods and I am all for interracial relationships.
 
2002-06-25 02:34:53 PM  
ill show you a tiger woods.
 
2002-06-25 02:34:53 PM  
this is nothing but mere coincedence. Interesting theory, though.
 
2002-06-25 02:35:52 PM  
So Sports by Brooks is the new Cosmiverse, eh? 3 article in one day...
 
2002-06-25 02:36:39 PM  
Conspiracy Theories by Brooks
 
2002-06-25 02:41:39 PM  
Fine. Base all your wallstreet ventures on a Nike-wearing, out-of-practice, fame-hoggin', buick-driving, babyface-wearing golf player!

/tiger woods hatred
 
2002-06-25 02:42:07 PM  
Here's the original article

and this wouldn't be a Tiger Woods thread without Elin!

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2002-06-25 02:43:37 PM  
Fine. Base all your wallstreet ventures on a Nike-wearing, out-of-practice, fame-hoggin', buick-driving, babyface-wearing golf player!

Hey, Tiger can't help it if he's the best damn golfer in the world and that everyone else is too chickenshiat to challenge him.
 
2002-06-25 02:44:23 PM  
Three in one day? God farking dammit, make it stop!
 
2002-06-25 02:48:22 PM  
Digitaldaddy: Who needs article credits when he show us this:

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2002-06-25 02:56:06 PM  
Hooray! Another copied and pasted SbB link!

MannyJello, want to join me in sending an email to their legal department?
 
2002-06-25 03:00:27 PM  
Elwood - nah, i don't want brooks to get shut down, because then there will be less boobies on the internet. i just want him to actually post something original.
 
2002-06-25 03:09:41 PM  
Manny--true, true. He could at least have the decency of your average high schooler to change the words around.
 
2002-06-25 03:19:37 PM  
If we fail to legalize pot, the market will go down.
If Tiger plays, the market will go up.
Golf on TV is bad enough, but now I gotta watch it stoned?
 
2002-06-25 03:27:47 PM  
Hey, Elwood, I see you are a fellow Orangeman. Go Cuse!
 
2002-06-25 03:29:35 PM  
If these stupid stories continue to be posted like this, Sports by Brooks may be looking to replace all the dumb blonde jokes!
 
2002-06-25 03:34:27 PM  
Manny, sweet! You there now, or an alum? I'm a senior in the fall.

Cuse is in the house, oh my god oh my god
 
2002-06-25 03:36:42 PM  
Elwood - Class of 93 here. Go to www.syracusefan.com, the best Syracuse forum on the planet if you are a hoops or football fan. I post under the name "Professor."
 
2002-06-25 03:41:49 PM  

Tiger Woods Blonde Swedish Babe - Do you think she's after his putter?

TIGERS ELIN



TIGERS MOM AND BLONDE GIRLFRIEND

 
2002-06-25 03:51:23 PM  
When you lose scientific rigor, you are no longer a mathematician! You are a numberologist!

[/quote from the movie PI]
 
2002-06-25 03:52:46 PM  
ONCE AND FOR ALL: Just because SBB puts up an article does not mean it must be posted on Fark! This story is not interesting in any way, and it shames me that fark plays favorites instead of putting the best stories up. I've liked fark for a long time but jesus, enough is enough. I know what defenders of SBB will say, "Just dont come to fark if you dont want to see them", or "hey drew is a god he can do what he wants" or "hey all the stories have hot girls at the bottom". my point is, I think fark needs to focus on quality rather than just throwing any old SBB site up there just because its there.
 
2002-06-25 03:54:24 PM  
And people, I know most of you are self proclaimed geeks, but come on, the SBB girls are RARELY hot yet you drool over them like they are the hottest thing in the world.
 
2002-06-25 03:56:10 PM  
Manny + Elwood Also Ex-Orange here - nice to see the three of us learned enough by being next to Newhouse to know that stealing media is wrong.
 
2002-06-25 03:59:01 PM  
Also not noteworthy (but I'll still tell you anyway):

Whenever he wins a major tournament, he often loses the next major tournament (as with every coincidence, all exceptions and random comments apply).
 
2002-06-25 04:01:25 PM  
Excpetions? I think winning the last 5 majors is a pretty big exception to that.... Or did you mean "wins a major, then often loses the next PGA event (which wouldn't be a major)?"
 
2002-06-25 04:06:07 PM  
does tiger play pga events anymore? whatupwitdat?

notice how he's either beating the piss out of the competition, or he aint even close...
 
2002-06-25 04:09:54 PM  
And people, I know most of you are self proclaimed geeks, but come on, the SBB girls are RARELY hot yet you drool over them like they are the hottest thing in the world.

gotta agree with that.

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2002-06-25 04:12:43 PM  
Tiger has won the last two majors and before that won four in a row, the only person ever to do that.

And he's also going to win the next two. He's the best damn golfer in the world and when all is said and done, he'll go down as the most successful american athlete of all time.
 
2002-06-25 04:15:44 PM  
When Tiger plays in golf tournament - win or lose - sun tends to rise the following day

*rolls eyes*
 
2002-06-25 04:34:30 PM  
OK, I'm all ready to launch my site. Please tell me if I'm missing any steps:

[image from www2.uic.edu too old to be available]

Cool. Can I have my money now?
-image courtesy of HowtogetamillionlinkspostedonfarkByBrooks.com
 
2002-06-25 04:37:01 PM  
hingobongo - I officially worship you now. Thank you. :)
 
2002-06-25 05:09:08 PM  
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2002-06-25 05:09:59 PM  
Classic stuff, Hingohongo, classic stuff.

Anyone listening?
 
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