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(Local6)   Vampire Web site used to lure underage girls to cemeteries for goth sex. EVERYBODY PANIC   (local6.com) divider line 176
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2006-07-21 01:05:15 PM  
Goth sex? I dated a Goth chick last year. I don't remember her farking any different. Did I miss out on something?
 
2006-07-21 01:08:48 PM  
Goth sex means he stares at you and complains that he never gets any.
 
2006-07-21 01:10:28 PM  
I was a teenage goth chick who made out with someone in a cemetary once. It was an uncomfortable experience. Not because it was a cemetary per se, but because those tombstones are cold, man.
 
2006-07-21 01:15:50 PM  
How the hell did this end up on the discussion page?
 
2006-07-21 01:17:18 PM  
It's not?
 
2006-07-21 01:17:30 PM  
Eeewww
 
2006-07-21 01:17:42 PM  
Ugh, I clicked on commented, not discussion. Fridays...
 
2006-07-21 01:28:45 PM  
Was that wrong? Should I not have done that?
 
2006-07-21 01:32:22 PM  
oh what was the thing tonkin said...I'm so goth my arsehole has eyeliner...
 
2006-07-21 01:35:01 PM  
I'm so goth I get sunburned in the moonlight!
 
2006-07-21 01:36:14 PM  
HomerButt: Not because it was a cemetary per se, but because those tombstones are cold, man.

You gotta swipe a grave blanket, dude.
 
2006-07-21 01:45:38 PM  
img284.imageshack.us
 
2006-07-21 01:51:47 PM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste, you rock my little self-centered world. Funny shiat.
 
2006-07-21 02:10:28 PM  
a)we were walking through a graveyard once, found an open grave we jumped it, sort of inagurated it... if you had a deceased relative who was buried in moscow idaho in the late summer of 1970 -sorry

b)stake through the heart would be a punishment befitting the crime..
 
2006-07-21 02:14:26 PM  
5000_gallons_of_toothpaste

Funny! But, wait - Curious George is goth (note his/hers/its shirt)?
 
2006-07-21 02:35:21 PM  
I came here to post a funny pic, but 5000_gallons_of_toothpaste blew me out the farkin' water.
 
2006-07-21 02:37:04 PM  
I like graveyard sex. Where better to create life than a place full of dead bodies?
 
2006-07-21 02:52:28 PM  
The best thing about graveyard sex is that you don't need to bring a partner, only a shovel.
 
2006-07-21 03:24:48 PM  
Dear horny internet buddy Necros:

The bats have left the bell tower.
The victims have been bled.
Shove your winkie through the black crypt.
For some Bela Lugosi head.

Yours in eternal strife,

Darth Bogogi

P.S. Wear something dank.
 
2006-07-21 04:54:16 PM  
Woah, this works?!

Sweet!

/sets up some goth site, but says "18yrs of age or over only"
//profits
 
2006-07-21 05:17:54 PM  
ChairmanKaga:


I just crapped myself. Thanks a lot.
 
2006-07-21 05:18:28 PM  
I have checked this thread, and there are no jokes about vampires and the menstrual cycle. I'm VERY disappointed.
 
2006-07-21 05:19:02 PM  
this guy is 23? he's 1 year younger than i am.
/i've wasted my life. apparently by now i could be farking teenage goth chix in cemetaries. where did i go wrong?
 
2006-07-21 05:19:30 PM  
This is why I wanna be cremated so no one can defile my crypt with goth spunk.
 
2006-07-21 05:19:34 PM  
ApocoLypstick
oh what was the thing tonkin said...I'm so goth my arsehole has eyeliner...

See, for a second there, I thought you were a cat. But that would have been lipstick...
 
2006-07-21 05:20:02 PM  
I am sorry, but I am simply amused.

/also kinda hot
//but usually Goth girls should get some sun...
 
2006-07-21 05:21:01 PM  
OmG!oMg! Oh nOeS! Oh NoEs! This is gonna require a lot of panicking to solve. Freak out! Flail wildly!
 
2006-07-21 05:22:14 PM  
//but usually Goth girls should get some sun...

I thought if that happens, they burst into flame and turn to ash?
 
2006-07-21 05:22:43 PM  
"Goth sex"... that's a thing? Weird.
 
2006-07-21 05:22:57 PM  
ChairmanKaga wins teh thread...
 
2006-07-21 05:23:45 PM  
Article: ...rape and sodomy charges...

So, anal sex is illegal in New York? And you can be CHARGED for it?
 
2006-07-21 05:23:50 PM  
Excuse me, TFA mentions underage girls! We should not be making funny comments, we should be screaming about how this pedo needs to castrated,then shot,then buried,then dug up and shot again and placed on the sex offenders list for eternity.

i113.photobucket.com
Is NOT Goth.
 
2006-07-21 05:24:17 PM  
I'm think there is a joke that combines the cemetary sex thread and the bad oysters thread.

/well it tasted like shrimp
 
2006-07-21 05:24:23 PM  
IXI Jim IXI:

"I thought if that happens, they burst into flame and turn to ash?"

Nope, that's vampires... sheesh.

/gothic
 
2006-07-21 05:25:13 PM  
Ok...someone click on "Images: More strange stories, images", and go to the fourth picture. Now, tell me...doesn't that guy look like Opus from Bloom County, but black?

/threadjack over
//carrion
 
2006-07-21 05:25:17 PM  
HomerButt: I was a teenage goth chick who made out with someone in a cemetary once.


The hit count on your profile just went through the roof.
 
2006-07-21 05:26:40 PM  
Goth sex: Both of you lay completely still with the lights out.
 
2006-07-21 05:27:12 PM  
Lissa Yeah the chick punches the guy in the nutz real hard afterwards. I dunno I couldnt think of anything clever.
 
2006-07-21 05:27:33 PM  
used to do that all the time...
 
2006-07-21 05:27:35 PM  
"...Bela Lugosi head."

now I have Bauhaus running through my brain
 
2006-07-21 05:27:55 PM  
sweet, where do i sign up?
 
2006-07-21 05:28:15 PM  
Lissa is my name
Nope, that's vampires... sheesh.

Oh, ok. So they just start screaming "I'm melting! I'm melting!" right?
 
2006-07-21 05:28:29 PM  
Homer you were ahead of your time!
 
2006-07-21 05:28:41 PM  
my last comment was directed to studebaker hoch, not Cloptmus.

/just wanna be clear on that...
 
2006-07-21 05:30:07 PM  
MikeMc
we should be screaming about how this pedo needs to castrated,then shot,then buried,then dug up and shot again and placed on the sex offenders list for eternity.

Doesn't that just embolden the necropheliacs?
 
2006-07-21 05:30:46 PM  
but he promised to make me immortal!!!!!!

//damn I ruined a perfectly good pair of fishnet for nothing!
///I though when he said suck, he meant blood
 
2006-07-21 05:30:57 PM  
LissaDang I thought we had a funny story comin!
 
2006-07-21 05:30:58 PM  
Lissa is my name
my last comment was directed to studebaker hoch, not Cloptmus.

Well, thank farkin' God about that!

/still not taking off my cup
 
2006-07-21 05:31:25 PM  
IXI Jim IXI

Ok...someone click on "Images: More strange stories, images", and go to the fourth picture. Now, tell me...doesn't that guy look like Opus from Bloom County, but black?

I know Opus....and he looks nothing like that...
 
2006-07-21 05:31:32 PM  
How many goths does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None. Goths don't screw in light bulbs, they screw in shallow graves.
 
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