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(Miami Herald)   Miami football player sustains million dollar wound. The NCAA must keep that money because he hasn't seen a penny of it   ( divider line
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1616 clicks; posted to Sports » on 21 Jul 2006 at 12:41 PM (10 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2006-07-21 10:39:43 AM  
golf clap submitter
2006-07-21 10:47:27 AM  
But did he scream "Something bit me!"?
2006-07-21 11:06:27 AM  
Everyone hates to see a former child actor go to pot but it was absolutely gut-wrenching to see Dickie Moore have to resort to a lasciviously licking a comically over-sized lolly in "Million Dollar Wound."
2006-07-21 12:52:18 PM  
Excellent work by the submitter.

2006-07-21 01:26:30 PM  
lol, nice
2006-07-21 01:29:20 PM  
Is it just me or has Safety become the most dangerous position in football? This kid from Miami, Dallas' backup SS got shot for the second time in three years, The Seahawks Ken Hamlin gets his head stomped in a bar fight. It's been a rough year.

Fark that, man. If I were a safety right now, I'd be lobbying the coach for a tryout at Punter....
2006-07-21 02:10:54 PM  
"Buttocks" made me laugh sitting here at my desk. Great journalism.

/is journalist
//apparently is also 12.
2006-07-21 03:08:14 PM  
Lietenant Dan, ICE CREAM!!!!
2006-07-21 05:00:14 PM  
unknown host
I know of a cornerback who was shot in a case of mistaken identity, and not long after that was nearly killed in a car crash.
2006-07-21 05:12:27 PM  
Rothstein said'....He's up and walking around'

Well, duh! He just took one in the ass. It's not like he'll be doing much sitting for awhile.
2006-07-21 05:27:22 PM  
Shocking, because athletes from the University of Miami NEVER run afoul of the law.
2006-07-21 10:27:56 PM  
mdbuff12: University of Miami NEVER run afoul of the law

I was surprised that it wasn't FSU.

/Go Criminoles.
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