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(NZCity)   New 6.2 earthquake rattles Indonesia. With very illustrative graphic of what this all means for the planet   (home.nzcity.co.nz) divider line 67
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2006-07-19 11:17:34 PM
I see some intern was having fun with the clip-art book today.
 
2006-07-19 11:18:25 PM
OK, I'll admit. I laughed.
 
2006-07-19 11:22:42 PM
Oh, how I laughed. good show submitter.
 
2006-07-20 12:19:23 AM
Screw the planet! I'm outta here in a few years anyway.
 
2006-07-20 12:53:28 AM
BROWN AND RED POINTY THINGS! RUN!
 
2006-07-20 01:30:17 AM
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH!!!!!
 
2006-07-20 03:22:35 AM
i46.photobucket.com
 
Yst
2006-07-20 03:46:22 AM
 
2006-07-20 03:47:01 AM
/shakes fist at Bush
 
2006-07-20 03:48:19 AM
I'll go the bleeding-heart liberal route on this one for kicks: It's all George Bush's fault.
 
2006-07-20 03:48:21 AM
www.nozomionline.com

Clipart loses.
 
2006-07-20 03:50:42 AM
The Earth is going to fall into a firey hellhole?
img87.imageshack.us
 
2006-07-20 03:53:50 AM
*yawn*... what does it mean to us?
In other words, is it going to increase the price at the pumps?
 
2006-07-20 03:57:48 AM
Where's NZ on that graphic?

I mean, it is a NZ 'news' source after all.
 
2006-07-20 03:59:17 AM
that1guy77

I'll go the bleeding-heart liberal route on this one for kicks: It's all George Bush's fault.

Oh sure, NOW you come around!
 
2006-07-20 04:02:37 AM
totalsecurity: Where's NZ on that graphic?

*Sigh*...I guess we can't all be geologists. NZ is obviously spared, while the Great Rift Valley opens up completely and swallows the African continent. THE SIGNS ARE THERE!
 
2006-07-20 04:04:15 AM
Yst

So what exactaly does that all mean? How can I tell when the rapture is going to happen?

/understand there'll be cars with no one driving them
//want to be off the road
 
2006-07-20 04:10:10 AM
More proof that God hates the brown people

/joking
//not really
///yes really
 
2006-07-20 04:11:32 AM
And for all you elves at the north pole, thunderstorms and tornados are in the forcast
 
2006-07-20 04:13:13 AM
God's an equal opportunity hater.
 
2006-07-20 04:14:18 AM
home.nzcity.co.nz

So what we learned today, boys and girls, is that weather patterns form at 3,000 miles above the earth, and the Atlantic ocean has varicose veins.
 
2006-07-20 04:15:20 AM
That's okay, if this earthquake messes up the Earth's orbit, I'll just get a lot of my friends together and we'll jump a couple million times.
 
2006-07-20 04:18:08 AM
suraimu

Thanks I almost forgot, that's in like 2 1/2 hours.
 
2006-07-20 04:19:02 AM
If this much destruction happens three hours before the world jump day, just imagine the total annahilation that will occur two and a half hours from now!
 
2006-07-20 04:24:52 AM
Clouds... IN SPACE!!
 
2006-07-20 04:28:51 AM
Tim_the_Wizard: So what exactaly does that all mean? How can I tell when the rapture is going to happen?

/understand there'll be cars with no one driving them
//want to be off the road



Look at the bright side. We'll all be able to upgrade to BMWs.
 
2006-07-20 04:36:34 AM
www.northernsun.com
 
2006-07-20 04:51:16 AM
Wait, there was another tsunami??

/don't forget to pray for Omarion
 
2006-07-20 05:00:35 AM
home.earthlink.net

Those jerks. Its just like them to leave us a mess.
 
2006-07-20 05:09:35 AM
StreamsOfWhiskey: /don't forget to pray for Omarion


dammit whiskey...you foiled me

/you too, SteamsOfWhiskey
 
2006-07-20 05:31:23 AM
mmmm all this geological activity and major volcano alerts a few months back, things could get really interesting in indonesia...
 
2006-07-20 05:39:53 AM
George Bush doesnt like black people.
 
2006-07-20 05:43:28 AM
ParadeCam i LOL'ed
 
2006-07-20 05:46:19 AM
Religion of peace, stricken again...
 
2006-07-20 05:47:44 AM
Holy crap the UK seems to have been destroyed.

/opens curtains
//phew!!1
 
2006-07-20 06:12:55 AM
Good work submitter.
 
2006-07-20 06:21:14 AM
The rest of the planet knows what this means...it means don't visit Indonesia.

/objects to Africa going down first
//for once we'd like to be on the receiving end, thank you!
 
2006-07-20 07:12:18 AM
and what does FEMA have in place in the event of a global starburst?
 
2006-07-20 07:20:27 AM
What, no Godzilla?

/Was hoping for Godzilla
 
2006-07-20 07:35:05 AM
CNN Graphic Designer Asked To Combine Dollar Sign, Syringe, Fighter Jets, Panda
May 29, 2002 | Issue 38•20


ATLANTA-Christine Kannberg, a CNN Headline News graphic designer, expressed befuddlement Monday when asked to create a story logo incorporating a dollar sign, a syringe, fighter jets, and a panda. "I can't even begin to imagine what this one's for," Kannberg said from her workstation. "Maybe, like, the Beijing Zoo was smuggling drugs into the U.S. inside pandas, and we bombed them or something." Last week, Kannberg was asked to create a graphic combining a football helmet, three DNA helixes, a rhubarb pie, and the state of Oregon.

/semi related...
 
2006-07-20 07:35:35 AM
teake
and what does FEMA have in place in the event of a global starburst?

They have plenty of ice...but its been shipped to Pluto.
 
2006-07-20 07:38:36 AM
Captain_Jesus: Clipart loses.

What the heck is up with those pics of some asian girl?

/Doesnt get it
 
2006-07-20 08:20:40 AM
TFA says the earthquake happened at a depth of 44 km.... That's over 25 miles!

I don't believe it.
 
2006-07-20 08:42:07 AM
bbacher thus saeith:

"TFA says the earthquake happened at a depth of 44 km.... That's over 25 miles!
I don't believe it."

Won't somebody PLEASE think of the Morlocks!
 
2006-07-20 09:21:34 AM
img152.imageshack.us
 
2006-07-20 09:28:27 AM
Danged ole global warming. Al Gore is my god.
 
2006-07-20 09:34:27 AM
So... when is the rapture?

Anyone?

/need to know if I get to take the day off
/I need a vacation
//I need to win the lotery to make it a permanent vacation
 
2006-07-20 09:35:50 AM
mutantg3ne: I'm thinking the earthquake made a bunch of people jump, so they need to recalibrate the jump equation.. Or else we'll all go flying into the sun!

/I'm gonna jump today anyways... Because its funny.

/Just looked at the site. And apparently I missed it. Umm somethings wrong, having the entire world jump at the same GMT doesn't do squat? Shouldn't it be everyone jump at the same actual time at highnoon all pushing us AWAY from the sun???
 
2006-07-20 09:59:43 AM
That image looked like my arse felt this morning after drinking Milwaukee's Best all night.
 
2006-07-20 10:03:47 AM
i.listen.jp
 
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