I plan to teach my daughter some self-defense, but this is definitely not on daddy's syllabus...

BTW, what was the guy with the pocket knife wearing on his head??

I was robbed by one link.

of about 5 minutes.

borg: Well America can be a dangerous for foreign students & visitors who don't speak English well.

Yeah, but what's up with the bad aerobics?

I get the arms up in the air and run like hell after "take anything you want", but wtf are they doing on "spare me my life"?

newmoonpuppyhead: Yeah, but what's up with the bad aerobics?

My guess is that this is one of those instruction tapes that you can watch while exercising...

My guess is that this is one of those instruction tapes that you can watch while exercising...

yeah...multi-tasking gone wrong. the girls are kinda cute, though.

Why do the three girls teach that Americans want to hurt or rob them? I've seen several others that become kind of offensive.

I like how happy the girls are when they're chanting 'I was robbed by two men"

The upbeat music also helps tremendously.

Isotope: BTW, what was the guy with the pocket knife wearing on his head??

A towel. Apparently it's a Japanese thing. From here:

Far from being "peeping attire", the towel is part of Japanese rural clothing tradition, and would have, in this context, been used as a form of disguise. For example, if a male servant of a large household wished to make a pass at a female servant (or indeed the master's daughter), he would use a towel in this manner to obscure his face. This meant that, in the event of their employer finding out and disapproving, the young lady would simply be able to deny seeing his face clearly, thus avoiding embarrassment, dismissal or punishment of the offending parties.

/of course, a real robber would spring for a hood or ski mask

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Holyjumpropingjesuschrist Japan is farked up. I sincerely hope someone uses those hand gestures when being robbed. And as a result, that someone gets a video of them getting stabbed in the eye after the confused look on the assailant's face goes away. Who knows, maybe if you do what the video says, the robbers will feel sorry for you because they think you are retarded, and move on to the next victim. I hope not, but maybe.

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Take anything you want.
Spare me my life.
I was robbed by two men.

I'll betcha the robbers will throw in a rape for free. I mean...they're robbers.

those are the least intimidating looking robbers I could possibly imagine – perhaps it’s the Jolly Farm backdrop.

Nice oiled up bare ass video at the bottom of the page.

What's the funky tune?
I need some of that!

It's like a Pizzicato 5 song gone horribly horribly wrong.

Uncle Mick says, "That's not a knife, mate. THAT'S a knife."

KiwDaWabbit: Nice oiled up bare ass video at the bottom of the page.


thanks for pointing that out

That's the most hilarious thing I have seen in a very long time. I like the weird upside down bandanna thing. And for some reason the one robber guy kind of reminded me of Jason Alexander.

If I ever get robbed I'll have to remember to bust out into aerobics wearing a smile and trying to be all cute. I'm certain it will work.

Oh, I'd take anything I want from those three alright...but it looks like someone already took their boobies.

Not saying that wasn't hot, because it was.

WTF???? uhh .. I err... umm WTF?

how many times must this get greenlit?

what is it, three now?!

hahaha I LoL'd

That didn't end like I expected...fap, fap, fap

how many times must i see this posted? i've only been farking for about 3 months and i've already seen it as many times.